Another exciting day on Derbytrail I see.

And just so we're all clear here-I control Steve because I have the electric cattle prod.:D

My maleness falters. Verbally castrated.

Please euthanize me forthwith.

I really dont know half of what goes on apparently.
But Morton needed to be sequestered.
He really did ruin the flow of some very interesting reading concerning, of all things, horse racing.

I guess I have trouble concentrating. Im reading along, some very interesting debate is occurring, and then all the sudden I am having to "grab my scroll bar" and ruin my mouse to get to the next post about racing because of the enormous space Morton has captured in a vacuum... even when he writes in some of it.

GFY

oh cool, bangbus

Yes I am GooFY.

Ooooo.
That was not very ladylike.
Sorry to offend your delicate nature.

You're welcome.

Tell him!











But I must ask you,












My little buttercup Uncly Trust,














Would you like to be the cheese in the middle of a DrugS and Mortimer sandwhich?

I am feeling very queasy.
This could bring on projectile vomitting.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD





morningsportyfans!!!!




ror!

Ya gotta love me.






Anyhooo.....the FOD landing field is closed.I guess RipVanArty forgot to open it up.I had to return last night.I am very proud to say I refrained from posting here.



It wasn't easy.




But I do wish to let my bud boardies...I mean board buddies....know why I am not there.



I could take this opportunity to attack TrueSwine....but I remain strong.I will not be doing so.It's a waste of oink....I mean ink anyway.


But again thanks to Drugess,Hossy,Pillow and all of you for the futile effort here.It would appear even prodding from the Forest Princess Deb will not work.


But let me mention to those who seem to hate the very space I do not type on..stop your filthy lies.I have performed Horsey Talk. I did break down the triple crown for you....I did post winners in my fine Thistleydowns thead....I even helped out a strange creature asking for Belmont winners and gave him the winner in the 7th that day....which was 4...of course. My good friend CapperZeke bore witness to that.



So when you spew on about me....at least make your accusations true.


Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.






ROR!!



Kidding kidding!!




I'm such a dickens.






No...they would be Debbie and Thebby.

Buckwheat would say .." 'ebbie an 'ebby!"

It is the very least I could do to honor such admirable examples of fine American thudder rudders.





And even though almost no one will get what that meant.....



....I have ,once again, embarrassed myself.



Very much so!














I must hide.

You, sir, have officially crossed the line. If I had my internet comebacks book with me, I would say a number of very bad things about how you live in your mom's basement, and how you should get outside more often, and how you put too many spaces in your posts, and how you don't talk about pretty horseys enough. But I don't, so I am forced to put you on ignore. This should give me ample time to get caught up on stories from over the hill boozers trying to recapture their lost youth, gelf, and Sudanese affairs.

SNARF!






SPRAY!!!










FR&L-A!!!!










GOO-FOO!!!













And 120 StevieBogs pies for you!

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]
Speaking of me.....I wish to honor what I judge to be the 2 prettiest girls in NT.The nicest as well.





They would be LateFires and CapperZeke.


QUOTE]

I, for one, am honored.



Although slightly embrassed.




I seem to have a spring in my step today.


I'm going to try and do a cartwheel.



Oh wait, I forgot I'm wearing a miniskirt today.



Don't want my co-workers to see something they shouldn't.





Jungle today, ya know.

[quote=CapperZeke]






ROR!!




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





But perhaps you and LF are of the funniest as well as being among the finest ears for music.....



.....don't ya know.

how did you know about my dream last night? ;)

Yes Mr. DreamCatcher.....how did you??