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Rileyoriley 11-15-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Washy clothesy done.

:)

Look at this thing...read the title....and then tell me...is it me?




Take 60 seconds and stop---the whole thing is more of the same!!

Are the French friggin' nuts...or what!!?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuzDVmH7lw





Do your clothesy smell Downey Fresh?

Rudeboyelvis 11-15-2008 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Washy clothesy done.

:)

Look at this thing...read the title....and then tell me...is it me?




Take 60 seconds and stop---the whole thing is more of the same!!

Are the French friggin' nuts...or what!!?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCuzDVmH7lw


I cannot WAIT till we get bubble machines here























Then you can wash clothes WHILE you sing
























I need Frenchy lessons first to comprehend the lyrics




























:mad:

Mortimer 11-15-2008 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Do your clothesy smell Downey Fresh?

Oh that was a good one...but they don't. I just use this blue bleech stuff.I even forgot what brand.


Maybe it is Downey.


What do your clothes smell like,Debbie?

Mortimer 11-15-2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis
I cannot WAIT till we get bubble machines here


Then you can wash clothes WHILE you sing

I need Frenchy lessons first to comprehend the lyrics


:mad:

No wonder they can't do anything.

Rudeboyelvis 11-15-2008 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
No wonder they can't do anything.


Yes.

They wash their clothes in bubble bath.




FREAKS!!!

Rileyoriley 11-16-2008 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh that was a good one...but they don't. I just use this blue bleech stuff.I even forgot what brand.


Maybe it is Downey.


What do your clothes smell like,Debbie?


A breath of fresh air! A touch of sunshine! Lemony fresh! Take your pick.:D





























Oh wait on the lemony fresh one. I think that's Pledge. No waxy build-up.:zz:

Mortimer 11-16-2008 01:26 PM

Thank you.









:mad:

Mortimer 11-16-2008 07:02 PM

Hey.


I looked at that bottle.


It's Wisk...with bleech.



My clothes smell Wisky.

Mortimer 11-17-2008 03:27 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hRXTvKXyaw

cowgirlintexas 11-17-2008 06:49 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44o8e-ND8fs

Mortimer 11-17-2008 02:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAkaZ...eature=related

Mortimer 11-27-2008 03:47 PM

Hi.


I have changed venues.

I am not recovering well from what may be pneumonia.I fell asleep and the ingrate animals are mad at me.

Mortimer 11-27-2008 07:03 PM

I know I have forced Steve's hand. He doesn't really want me cluttering up his show.I probably wouldn't get much air time anyway. So with that in mind....



.....Miss Thebby Two Times--may I have the cards for the Cigar Mile...please?






Thank you so much,Dahling. Kiss-Kiss,Hug-Hug.











mm-mm-MMM!....Would ya look at the as.s on that?

WHEW!!








OK.....it's time.








1 Visionaire.............Now,just a minute here. Doesn't that rhyme with Smuthair?


I know a donkey when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.














2 Arson Squad......BWA-HHAHAHAHA! I think they're going to be a little late for the race.




Crinkle....


....trash can.








3 Harlem Rocker...Well I know a guy there who's off his ...and he does smoke cigars. Boy does he.


All the same..



Crinkle.....


...trash can.








4 Bribon.....Hmmmm. Sounds like a Japanese monster----don't he? Let's put him to the side.









5 Tail of Dala...OH MY GOD!...I mean Tale of Ekati...Interesting. They planning on an 8 horsey speed duel here or something? But Edgah's on him.Keeper.










6 Monterey Jazz..I see someone can't quit their 60's.They really should.




Crinkle...


...trash can.











7 Storm Play ..Makes sense.








8 Wanderin Boy



Nevah








heard








of









him










Crink-el...


...trash can.









9 Kodiak Kowboy....That leaves this one.I picture a cowboy trying to rope a bear....or said cowboy riding the Alaskan highway. Either way---it just ain't woikin'.



Crinkle...


trash can.











I do not see any Zodiac Cipher here....even if I use Steve's eyes.



So let's do 'er:



1....StormPlay

2....Brobin

3...Tale of Ekati

Mortimer 11-27-2008 07:24 PM

You are one of the kindest sissies here.


Thank you....so very much.

Mortimer 11-27-2008 09:32 PM

How long is the Cigar Mile anyways?

Mortimer 11-27-2008 10:38 PM

HA HA



Thanks on the distance....I think Storm thing kin git it.

Mortimer 11-28-2008 02:10 AM

Here's another gud wun.




But this time I'm going to look at a photo of myself as I listen to it.


I hope you all enjoy it.


I picked it myself.


Here we go.


Don't worry.


I'm really going to link you to it.


I'm just trying to get an idea of what it's like to be Matty.


But I can't stand it anymore.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L886...eature=related

Mortimer 11-28-2008 11:47 AM

I was able to find this tape of Hossy singing to his ex...KGB.



Notice how he dyed the end of an old mop and used it for a wig as well as the bra stuffed with oatmeal.

I hope you enjoy it:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJit...eature=related


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