Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736096)

Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736096)

Well what a night this one was,SportyFans.



Did you know you can dream in a Nerdy Trail way?

I'm really losing it.

It was like that movie whose name so escapes me I want to call it Papillon,but it's not.




One thing.Sometimes I enjoy Clyding it up in real life.Especially when I am sick of being me.Remember that laundramat cartaker who I scare the dickens out of? I asked her if she believed in SantaClaus while there late afternoon yesterday.I got that "look"...and finally she coughed up a ",well...no!..ha-ha!" I gave her back a look of complete horror and walked away.I heard her yelling.."Oh come on!You can't be seriouus!?" I kept walking without turning around.I gave cognizance to her talking to me by merely sharply shooing her words off by waving my arm;much like a horsey's tail would swat away a fly."Oh no..please! Were you serious?" Another tail swat.

I went back to the deep end of the laundramat's Dryer Death Row.I chose this desolate spot to keep as far away from humans as I could.It also helped my current cause.


Clothes, when drying....resemble brats being shaken in a snow globe.


Anyhoo----I went to fetch one of the fancy clothes carts,you know...the kind with a top bar so as to hang clothes which are meant to be hung on hangers. I did see one up toward the front and to the right;up toward he front and to the right. On the way to it,I came upon a woman who was in the folding process.She had a fully loaded fancy clothes cart waiting it's turn.



I didn't like her act.

I figured she needed sraightening out.

So to her...I says...I says---"Uh, would you mind terribly if I dumped all your clothes right here on the floor so I may use this fancy clothes cart?"




I wish you could have seen the look of stupidity she displayed on that snotface of hers.

The better part was the laundramat caretaker ( who I knew was watching my every move)...she saw this unfold from her watchtower up front and to the left...up front and to the left.Her face was in abject horror.


I relieved the situation by laughing and telling the smug one I was just kidding.




That's all I can talk about right now.

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736102)

Who is this creature?

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 735925)

Tampa Bay Downs - December 23, 2010
Race 2 - 12:56 PM Daily Double / Exacta / Trifecta ($.50 minimum) Pick 3 ($.50 minimum) (Races 2-3-4)
MAIDEN CLAIMING $25,000 – $20,000
Purse $14,000. (Includes $1,500 – FOA - Florida Owners Awards). For Maidens, Fillies And Mares Three Years Old And Upward. Three Year Olds, 118 Lbs.; Older, 120 Lbs. Claiming Price $25,000, if for $20,000, allowed 2 Lbs. Six Furlongs.

1 1 Omegamefurst (FL)
2 2 Maux Money (ON)
3 3 Sunlit (KY)
4 4 Youcancallmeray (FL)
5 5 Rakehellish (FL)
6 6 Twilight Memory (KY)
7 7 Moms Glide (FL)
8 8 Tres Event (FL)
9 9 Acappella Solo (KY)

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 736112)

:D

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736149)

Brilliant!! :tro::tro::tro:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 736155)

Someone's missing. deadyschmo thinks the horse ate one of them. Ah say they're well fed and that didn't happen.


I'm more inclined to think one of the ladies is in the kitchen cooking.

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736151)

Oh my.....

A ghost of Christmas past.... with a bottle of bourbon.

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736153)

Sooo... Bernie Made-off (the St. Pete Times handicapper) has mah pick, Maux Money, as his "Bestest, go to tha Bank, lock 'O tha Day" Pick in the papah today...




It is only fair to warn the masses that he liked Charming Clyde yestahday too. :rolleyes::rolleyes:








I don't think even Bernie can jinx me tahday... I believe I'll have both automobiles in their rightful places this afternoon.









Either that or I'm moving this weekend.

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736185)

6 will win..........you watch.

Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 736189)

:$:
:tro:
:$:

http://www1.drf.com/drfPDFChartRaces...=20101223&RN=2

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 736239)

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Did you get Super Pooosey?

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 736102)

Who is this creature?

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 736260)

You two don't know each other?

You will!