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you gonna squirt me with mustard now?
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I still think a lot of people called Bob&John.....teeeeeeew mothah ****ahs. |
I'm pretty cheesed off about this ,Stevie.
Am leaving to cool down so I can finish...I hope so. It's ssssso good. |
DeboDeb and I are tired of waiting
is it done yet? |
nnnnnnnnnooo!!
Joe JockOman!! |
I'm not going to finish.
It was really,really good--too,but Steve ruined it. |
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Bandy Aids (2)are in order.
You are now in the penalty bra phase of your punishment.. I hope you enjoy it. |
I was just playin Sir Morty!
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Well I know that.
I would hope you did,too...only if I threaten you with a Huey Lewis party should you think otherwise. |
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You should finish what you started though! |
Never made it through finishing school,but will try latah.
Is another lesson in life from the master of life lessons. As well as the biggest ham sandwich an Earth. |
DeboDeb and I are tired of waiting
is it done yet? |
Perhaps you both should stop waiting.
What are you doing here? who do you work for!!? |
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IRS.... .....hum I see you don't have healthcare....well I'll be visiting you soon to collect...is it still cold in Cleveland? |
eauxh!!
gud wun! Truth be told,I have them after my behind,too. Cleveland? Little behind on the news...ain't ya? |
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Actually it was a very good show.:) |
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If we work for the IRS, do we get free healthcare????:D |
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Obviously he doesn't know you've been the main attraction at the Copacabana for the past few months. That's why I'm the SENIOR IRS agent Geeker!:{>: |
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does being SENIOR get ya a special AARP card |
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We don't need AARP. We get free healthcare AND we don't have to pay taxes!:tro: |
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To match his gray suit of course.:) |
This explains so much.
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You should hear him sing "Mandy". Brings tears to your eyes.:{>:
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This is really ....bad.
I'm going back to calling PoachedAnts filthy names in the smart threads. |
Morty,
Stevie was wondering if he could use.. !!!!! Opps. Let's try this again. Stevie was wondering when your fine horsey selections would posted? |
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Oh yeah...I forgot Texas :{>: and DeboDeb not only are IRS employees exempt - but all of their facebook friends too. God Bless America |
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!! Fine work. Oh keep yer skirt..whoa!!..I mean shirt on ( PLEASE!),tell Stevie he'll have them before the night is out---when it's dark. |
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blech! Stop it. |
THE HORSEY'S BEHIND
I mean.... THE LANES END I have delivered the cards to myself. My oh my...look at my fine dupa. WHEW!! Anyhoo.... 1...NightaMare Will take place in the day time. Crinkle... trash can 2...DoublesPartner Unfortunately,this is HorseyRacing. Crinkle... trash can 3....Darden sit down Mr. Darden!! And he will....at a very bad time. Crinkle... trash can 4...KettleRiver What the fucl< does that mean!? Crinkle... trash can 5...Ranger Heartley !!!! 6...OutHouse Man Phooey! nyooooow! thud 7....NorthernTissue blech whiiiirrrrrrrr!! 8...Let'sNot Agreed Crinkle... trash can 9...Dean's Kitten Uh, Dean.................... Oh never mind. squirt! '"..''',,..:::;..;;-- 10... Sire was Invisible Ink. Well the snow doesn't fall far from the white. (Means I forgot the name of this hawsey...again. Happens.) Crinkle.. trash can RogerH....the winnah. |
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Pardon me while I Tweet RogerH |
Oh boy.
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My I have the cards for the Louisiana Scurvy ( I like it..catchy name.)
Thank you,Ms. Surfside..I mean,oh never mind. Hmmm..interesting dupa......yes....perhaps even bettah than mine. Look at that thing...it is bettah than mine! Nuts. OK...let us do this thing. 1...HOtep One of the Charlee ninja mutants. Crink-EL! trash can 2...Mission Impazible. I think he's absolutley right. whiiiiiirrrrrr! 3...FlyDown He has great hopes for this one. Of course, he could also be dense and will fall for that old ploy. Either way---- ....''''----,,,, 4...The Program very interesting hawsey nyoooooow!! thud 5...A Little Warm I'll bet Stevie Hasbeen picks him. Crinkle... trash can 6...Ron The Geek A little stupid. Crinkle... trash can 7...DiscreetlyMine keepah! 8...IslandSoul Oh my...my mind drifted off and I thought about going back to the unfinished work, " N Trance%Egg's It." Have to remember. Now.....I forgot who I was talking about, therefor: Crinkle.. trash can 9...StayPut I think he will. Crinkle... trash can 10...ow! ow!! ow!!! This is gonna hurt. Crinkle.. trash can 11...Mister Mardi Grass yuk-tuwee!! What a disgusting name. Crinkle... trash can 12...Backtrack Really a very bad name for a race horsey. Crinkle... trash can 13...Drosselmeyer keepah Number 7 to win. Box 7-13 in case he doesn't. |
All right now...let's keep the excited applauding down here.
The Sunland Birdy ( tweet) 1...Storming Saint Gosh this is a real bad start. El Crinkle... el trash can-eo 2...Nacho Friend Cute. It disgusts me. Crinkle... trash can 3...Conveyance If these names don't improve soon,I'm leaving. 4...McKenna's Justice AWFUL!! 5...Endorsement no!! 6...Classical Slew STOP!! 7...Fog Alert blech!! I QUIT!! NONE of them will win. |
I have put a quiet $20 win on your picks
if they lose it will be necessary to godamity Steve ...................................... never mind |
!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Gotta go,fellers.
Has been fun. |
Another huge crowd tonight.
You know,sporty fans....many of you walk in eternal vapor lock.You will not enter into and have any influence on anyone's life---even that of a carp. I,on the other hand,have had a great influence on every life I have entered. Bad..it may be,but at least I do something. Ever forget where you park your car? God,that's an awful experience.Have done that on too many times.People think you are either casing the lot or completely out of your mind. Anyways---people do enter your life and a very few stay forever...some a long time,but not forever...and some a relatively short time...and he rest are in and out quickly.Man times we do not really follow some of these intrusions upon our own personal quiet time. But we should. I think you really need to analyze anyone who has entered your life and left it in less than one day, but more than 30 minutes.There may well have been a very good reason and you can't let that fly over your head. I just shot another ant. I have no time for those disgusting creatures. The only reason they enter my life is to make it miserable. I have been making up phone numbers and calling them....asking for made up names and changing the name each time...but have not caught a real number so far. Who here would like me to call them? Hurry up--have critical battery warning going on. Jsut throw your number up o |
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