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Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:40 AM
Is Darden trying to line up small claims court clients?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:46 AM
What about Oinkman?


Still beating the drum for DNF's BCC nomination?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:47 AM
What time is it in Australia?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:48 AM
The only one I allow to call me a fucl<ing azzhole is AndyPanda.


That's it.









He's called me one so many times it's hard to combat.

So I play it this way.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:51 AM
Any libtards or conservatards out there?




You both suck and have your heads in the ground.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:53 AM
Oh...I'm a racist,too.



I hate all races ...so I'm fair about it.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:54 AM
Like Jewish rye bread ,though.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 09:59 AM
Boxcar Barrock's .....Ah Be Lakin' Yew:


Ah sniffed yer hair
Ah sniffed yer skin
Ya smell real purty
But yer ugly as sin


So ah close mah eyes
When ah touch yer fat thighs
Ya make me wish ah waz bland
When ah see yer behand




Ah be lakin' yew
Ah be lakin' yew
God hep me
Ah be lakin' yew

Mortimer 06-25-2008 10:00 AM
That was for all my redneck dumb azz friends here.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 10:16 AM
I guess the PM is when Country Red Fucl<face vomits out his crimson gastric acid all over the place.


I think I know who made him,too.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by geeker2
Oh...thanks.


Very much so.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 10:32 AM
Who will admit to having been NoseDrops?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
And I think you should be nice to Thebby, even though she has been a snotface and is dating Jaripeo.
!











Nice meep-meep.

Thebby knows my feelings about her.


























Doggone it.


































Wait a minute.




































Thebby knows how I feel about her.


































Fer the love a mike.
























































She does,though.


I just wish she would do the right thing.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:21 AM
Oh...Hossy....regarding this creepy crawler JarFucl<er.

He seems to be fairly accepted among you.


Is it me?

Or is this someone known to you ?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:23 AM
I think VideoGirl works for the Patriots.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:25 AM
Red Herrings are on sale today.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:30 AM
A lot of posters must be at the fish market today.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:32 AM
Ghost Hunters is on tonight.




I think they should call them Dust Hunters---or Reflection Hunters because they certainly never find any ghosts.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 11:34 AM
I don't even try to find the Red Plague......and you see what happens.

Kasept 06-25-2008 12:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
And like I don't know the nightwatchwoman wasn't Thebby.

You have no guts,Thebby. You dart a few posts and that's it. I propose you do not have the guts to dart me.

In fact I know it was your weakness to an avalanche of nimrod complaints about me that made you do this thing. You have always been very whimsical as well as paranoid to the masses around here.


Go ahead ,Thebby.....be the puppet of the village idiots.



:rolleyes:








I did the skullthumping last night... ya big :baby:...

Mortimer 06-25-2008 12:55 PM
YOU!!!!??














SWINE!!


























The least you could have done was banish fucl<face from the ....CAH-SOL.










:mad:

Kasept 06-25-2008 01:20 PM
I clean up around the cah - sol and this is the thanks I get? Fine... I will take my website and go home...

Kasept 06-25-2008 01:21 PM
I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....

Kasept 06-25-2008 01:22 PM
You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...

Scav 06-25-2008 01:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept
You better watch what you witch for... wish for. You won't have me to kick around too much longer...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kasept 06-25-2008 01:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept
I'm warning you now... My days around here are numbered....





:rolleyes:

Sightseek 06-25-2008 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ah wonder where Sighty-poo could be?








10...Sneaking around at funerals and cutting off dress material for her black waist ribbon fetish.

9.....In week long interview with Steve applying for Thebby's job.Has a leg up on her.

8.....Starting new Diaper Voo-Doo doll assembly line.

7.....Still handicapping last Fridays Lone Star card.

6.....Posing for CoachPants' newest edition to the Beulah thread.

5.....Training bra in summer school....she had to go with it.

4.....Looking to find a new ambulance chaser to take her to Australia.Using "vomit joke" to entrap.

3.....Caught Darden...still trying to lose him.

2.....Out sending UnclyTrust the movie...Reflections in a Golden Eye. Strongly hoping she gets the analogy.






And the Number One place Sighty-poo could be:

















1.....Secretly eating live cow.
I was on VACAY!

Kasept 06-25-2008 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I was on VACAY!
PHOTOS! PHOTOS! WE WANT PHOTOS!










And don't tell Thebby, but you got the job... and all the benefits that go with it..

Sightseek 06-25-2008 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept
PHOTOS! PHOTOS! WE WANT PHOTOS!














And don't tell Thebby, but you got the job... and all the benefits that go with it..
I am sad to report, but all photos were ruined in a tornado of honey and oatmeal.

Kasept 06-25-2008 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I am sad to report, but all photos were ruined in a tornado of honey and oatmeal.
Uh... any video?

Sightseek 06-25-2008 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kasept
Uh... any video?
CDI blocked the signal.


:D

Mortimer 06-25-2008 02:35 PM
Steve...you fool.


Stop acting my age.





And are you saying fucl<face is banned from the...CAH-SOL....I hope?

Mortimer 06-25-2008 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
I was on VACAY!

LIAH!!!

Sightseek 06-25-2008 03:23 PM
^^^ angry that he can't find a way out of basement to take a vacay

Mortimer 06-25-2008 03:33 PM
You get in the ...CAH-SOL...and say that.

































Never mind.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 03:36 PM
And if you don't have donkey photos to prove you were on vacay----then you weren't on vacay.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 03:40 PM
She probably went to a weekend par-tay.....and claims it was a vacay.

Mortimer 06-25-2008 03:43 PM
So where did you go...Syracuse?


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