I am Lutheran so I'm at least halfway there.....

ror!




You know Pillow....spiders don't think we perceive the web they weave.

But we do!




That's why only stupid insects get caught in them.

I hink Diaper may have been trapped once or twice though.

The official Morty horse runs this weekend in the Secretariat....Mostacolli Mort or is he crinkle trash can material?

Hello Sighty-Poo.

Let me get back to you tomoorw on that one.



But my thought is it looks very interesting.

Well good......I do think you and PezzDispencer look alike.

So if there's nothing else I have to think of something to dream about tonight.


I think I'm going to chase ghosts out of haunted houses.






It's one of my fav dream scenarios.


Nightkins.

Cobby and Webby don't like albinos. Too tart.



They do enjoy a little leatherbacks. Tastes like Tuna.


I disagreed.


Leatherbacks taste like cream cheese and waffles.

wow I've missed so much!

I had a strange dream the other night that Surething, I mean Serling, gave me a golf lesson.


I swear I'm not making that **** up.

Did you practice with his putter?

Oh boy...I'm not even going to start to analyze that one.

I left my zebra here.





Hello Uncly.

You know what is ..don't you?





Temporal lobe...bet ya.

You're gonna to make UnclyTrust have bad dreams tonight.

nah I was just playing golf with him and my Uncle Barry in Tucson Arizona... I think Serling was a golf pro and he was giving me tips.


Strange stuff, I believe it was the Indian Charlie thing that made him come up in my dream. Wonder what Freud would say?

definately

!!




Boy..you can sure say that again.



But don't.





Anyhoo...there may be a cipher involved here...I'll find out.

And thanks everyone for not using that disgusting sunglasses face.






Worst emoticon ever invented....only nimrods seem to use it.

Probably just a lession....I think they can burn those things off now.




=;>

yes, tonights dream I will be learning to start fire's from stones with Albino's, Leatherbacks and possibly Steve Crist.

cant wait!

Probably that you had a little too much Captain Morgan.

:cool:

Good for you!



I might suggest being Catwoman in your next dream...seems like a fun part.

Oh geez...I knew someone would do that.






Please....you look like monkey face.

lol... actually this was the night after peabodys! It is your fault!

actually... I think i look a lil bit like a blue face with sun glasses and a slanted smile..

dont ya think?



oh, and one of my college nicknames was Stunky (stands for Stoned Monkey)


(the other one was Bookie)

I vote for that one.

Oh, then it is an easy explanation, your lust for the waitress at Peabody's and your lust for BTW comingled in your sleep creating a dream in which he was serving you as your golf instructor.

Oh boy.

This is to deep for me right now.



But it's been fun tonight...thank you Uncly.





Tune in tomorrow as we will have Abraham Licncoln as our guest.


Yes...he is dead.

Oh.






That must be it!

oh sweet, I love Abraham Licncoln.



Goodnight!

Phooey.




I can't sleep.

Can anyone anyone help?

MonkeyFace KGB .007 ....are you there?



He always makes me doze off.

Dillinger does ,too.

If they both came in here right now it would be like double feature night at the slumber center.



Boozing gelfers.

What could more snoozeable?

I'll bet they have fat bellies,too.





Nuts..this is awful.







What is dumber than this? :




:cool:







I don't think anything is.



In fact when I see that I do this :





:rolleyes:








Brother.
















All right...I'll see what I can do about getting to sleepy-poo now.

I reread a few of MonkeyFace KGB.007's posts.




It still isn't helping.

If that doesn't do it...I am doomed.Maybe I won't get any sleep tonight.That wouldn't be good.Maybe I'll try to get to 4000 posts tonight.....what a ChattyKathy am I.








Hey!.....I'm Thebby's pet!! Ya see that ?

Isn't that great?

I can do anything I want to....and I will receive no punishment.Ya gotta hate me.In fact what I thought was hilarious was when I vaporized yon Dillinger and the snot face went whimpering out of here with the remark...' And you will be gone from even theese 3 rooms...'









Hey guess what you hack?




:p







ror!





Oh my...I have to admit I enjoy myself almost as much as PrinthethDoreen enjoys me.Where is that old barracuda anyways? I think MonkeyFace KGB .007 is getting next to her.



OK...maybe now I'll try it again.

Do ya think KGB .007 and Dillinger are gay??




The thought just hit me.

I mean..that's fine...I have nothing against gay people at all....but the idea seems to be a bit odd to me.Other than that...these two can kiss each other in public all they want. Hey...it's no skin off my nose.








Do you think their noses have skin?





I'll bet they don't.








I can sign on so that I do see the JoeyNoShoes abortion.

I mean journal.


Although I can't post smartly in it.




What is this guy....a junior science fiction writer?




But wouldn't you know it....yon Dillinger and MonkeyFace seem to love him.











Say.....


...are you thinking what I'm thinking?????















Oh my God.




ror!!








It's a threesome!!









GOO-FOO!











But let's not out them.

Wouldn't be right.

Gay people have the right to not tell.




I'm sure that's why these 3 aren't telling.








Like no one knows.







I mean...who do they think they're kidding here?






Maybe now I am tired enough to sleep....wish me luck!

What's that one guy's name...J-man?

Something like that.





I think he might be gay as well.






Now it would stand to reason that the other happy people know this.So the gay can play all day as a foursome.

I'll bet I'm right.



CM Oreo I'm pretty sure is gay.

But I don't think the other 4 know that.

Don't tell them.







You know who else I think is gay?









TwoMinutesToToast.








Oh I'm kidding.


But I do think he is from Mars.





Yes I do.










And I think Dimmy is a trained frog.






Ach!....I'm sure I can sleep now.

Upon hearing the news of my fellow forumites I immediately changed my avatar to one that shows my moral support to teh geighs.


I mean homos


Err I mean homosexuals.

ror!


That's him!!!





That's MonkeyFace KGB .007!!!




That's too funny...and I still can't sleep.

I hope all of you sleepers are happy.

I think the problem is my dream scenario.....I'm afraid of ghosts.




What I will do now is change to a dream scenario of sleeping.I will dream about myself sleeping.

I don't know why I didn't think of that sooner.






g'night everybody!!

Today we will learn about fat,boozing gay gelfers wearing skirts who are fraidy cats.











BLECH!



ror!






Who wants to learn about that?



Oh I'll think of something for todays broadcast.

What about people who look like monkeys?

Would that be interesting?





Oh...I have to check on a horsey for Sighty-Poo.

She's Druggy-Poo's girlfriend.

I'll bet he's mad she is asking me about a horsey.






=:>

Morty,


It is raining in Saratoga today.



The sun will not appear.



It's scheduled to come back tomorrow.



At around 5:37 AM.