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The devil made me do it......

You know...there's nothing like a fried,breaded pork chop still claiming to be a key component of the living swine.

It's like Iraq asking the USA in Desert Storm if we've had enough.




The thing about the vaporized is....
















They're everywhere.

































We see them all the time.








































They don't know that they're vaporized.

That's right. Until next time when, hopefully, you'll invite your filthy hillbilly friend along. And bring Sammy too..... dead or alive. Ok?

Have you had any inquiries regarding your SPACE FOR RENT SIGN on your head?

that was funny right there....please don't use it on me!

Fine work Morty and good call by Steve to move this thread into Morty territory. Morty responded like a champion.

Oh gosh...I missed this.




Golly.



I'm going to die.





fr&l-a!!

Thank you so much.

I was thinking about mailing it in as ah don't feel sa hot, but realizing others may be sick from reading some of this stuff......well I stopped feeling sorry for myself.

:rolleyes:

excellent!!



You said it sssso well.

This is a Nerdy Trail announcement regarding the red letter day experienced here ...yesterday....relevant to the Smart Threads Association

It shall forever be known as......



















..The Day That Mortimer Socked It To...





..The Nerdy Trail STA.

I'm sending BMP a Do-It-Yourself Autopsy Kit....same one I sent Dimmy.


Hopefully he'll have better luck with it.

It will keep him in stitches.












HA!

=:>=:tro:

Hmmm? Pretty neat, eh Morton? Hmmm?


:wf for those that will give up to your Predatory Superiority...

:{>: for those special moments with all your behooved beauties...

:zz: for those too dizzy to comprehend...




What time do you leave for Thistley Downs??? It's getting late! Don't you present the :tro: to the Oh-ho-ho Derby winner???

978


These are swell...Steve!!








I normally do meet the winner to adorn him with a wreath of Thistley's......but I'm on with Andy today.







Just between you and me.....he doesn't know it.

I won't tell him... ;) Don't want to ruin the surprise...









He :{>: surprises...

Steve...how about a woody emoticon?

Is he kidding me with this statement.

Why would ya say that?


This is a guy who has ganged up on top horses himself.

Hmmm..well---tell me what else he was asked. If you know.

Dutrow was also asked if he was concerned that other riders in the Belmont would “gang up” on Big Brown. He was reminded that some people accused riders of doing that to Smarty Jones when he was defeated by Birdstone in the 2004 Belmont Stakes.

I'll be darned.

“I don’t believe anyone would do something like that,” he said. “If they did, they might get assassinated after the race. I can’t imagine they would do that.

Listen....wait until he really kills someone before calling for his suspension....and don't ever make it look like I said something Don'trow said again----OK?



I think you should consider darting this thread before it gets out of hand.

Besides looking like a dope.....you will attract the usual suspects---know what I'm sayin' here?