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Antitrust32 07-08-2008 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Seems in reading that always just ends up a discussion of facial cosmetics.....:D

You hold the answers....so do tell.


well I'm pretty sure he's married... and I am a lesbian... so he's not really notype.. I mean my type, but he's a good guy and fun to go to the races with!

FGFan 07-08-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
well I'm pretty sure he's married... and I am a lesbian... so he's not really notype.. I mean my type, but he's a good guy and fun to go to the races with!

Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....:(
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?

geeker2 07-08-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....:(
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?


I always wanted to be a lesbian - so I could lick pu$$y and hit from the red tees :D

Mortimer 07-08-2008 03:21 PM

Well so much for the Secret Garden.











Oh my God.

Mortimer 07-08-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well OK then,
see Morty people do actually get off these boards and socialize.
Anybody that is fun to go to the races with is OK in my book.
But he shouldn't speak bad about dead dogs....:(
I declare that was just mean spirited.

Speaking of Notmytpe, where is he, didn't you award him jr. predator status?


I think he failed to do so....I'm much more concerned as to the whereabouts of LateFires.




Me..I'm just an experimental head in a glass enclosure with tubes coming and going.





And ,yes...BentMahPud is TrueSwine.

FGFan 07-08-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I think he failed to do so....I'm much more concerned as to the whereabouts of LateFires.

Me..I'm just an experimental head in a glass enclosure with tubes coming and going.

And ,yes...BentMahPud is TrueSwine.


fr&l-a

So uhhhhhh how do you type then?????


True where is wild fires?

Where is Coach, is he still swimming?

OK then guess I'll put my gardening outfit up for the day.

I expect a huge ghostly apparition in the CAH-SOL tomorrow for the summer season kick-off of GHI!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 07-08-2008 03:51 PM

So uhhhhhh how do you type then?????

Well, by telekinetic powers...of course.



True where is wild fires?

Stop calling me True. I don't know ,but do wish he would at least say ror!

Where is Coach, is he still swimming?

No....he needs 2 more steroid treatments to get back into full swing in the water.


OK then guess I'll put my gardening outfit up for the day.

I wish could have seen that switch...but oh well.


I expect a huge ghostly apparition in the CAH-SOL tomorrow for the summer season kick-off of GHI!!!!!!!!








BURY ME BABY!

Mortimer 07-10-2008 10:49 AM

Would Franny dare return to the Secret Garden...only to be stalked by him?



Would she be dumb enough to sit on what appeared to be a GIANT mushroom growing through cover?

FGFan 07-10-2008 11:41 AM

^^^^^Thinks a little ole wolf is a match for a panther hiding in the garden. You wouldn't even see me until it was too late!

Mortimer 07-10-2008 12:36 PM

Oh you want it wolf style and you know it.

FGFan 07-10-2008 01:05 PM

Ya know......


one side of the mushroom makes you BIGGER





Buuuuuut.......... the other side of the mushroom makes you smaller, teeny, tiny







Mortimer 07-10-2008 02:34 PM

Oh boy.






How many times have you touched yourself today?

Be honest.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 02:51 PM

She won't be honest...ah know it.

Mortimer 07-10-2008 02:58 PM

I think the real asnwer is at least 4 times.








Maybe 32.














Well.....not 32...but more than 17.
















No..4....maybe 5.





































What about 12?



Yes.



12.

























































Nah.


























































8

Mortimer 07-10-2008 03:59 PM

Uh-oh.


It must be a LOT more than 32.











Oh for goodness sakes!!

FGFan 07-10-2008 04:09 PM

GEEZ.......yer gittin ahead of yourself here, hold yer horseys....



didn't even give me a chance to answer....:mad:




Let me see , I uh might not have enough fingers and toes





Okie Dokie , I'm counting now....






meanwhile........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL31B...eature=related

Mortimer 07-10-2008 05:04 PM

!!!!







And so....









thud

Mortimer 07-18-2008 12:34 PM

Anyone got a hoe ah kin borry?

Sightseek 07-18-2008 12:37 PM

I'm sure you'll find one at Beulah Park.

Mortimer 07-18-2008 12:37 PM

!!




2 mothah fucl<ahs!


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