"Sliders @ White Castle"

"Someone also had a good ? on post parades. Why do they parade posts?"

"What is red boarding? Is it like deja vu?"

"I hit the exacta! Denny's here I come!"

" What do you call someone who gets the winner before the race?.....Has anyone done that here?"

"The Announcer said they went by the Quarter Pole, but they were nowhere near me."

"I Like Park Avenue Ball. Sincerely, Homer"

" What does the racing term "giddy-up!" mean?"

"If a horse sprouts wings is that grounds for a DQ?"

" "How do I buy a hearse?"

" What is a furlough?"

"Im sorry...what is longfur?"

"Schrupp or Whodey: Whose picks should I play?"

" What is that scoreboard for at the racetrack?


Why is 1st always playing 2nd and 3rd ?...and they always win!!""

"Why did the teller ask me if I wanted it to show? I'm afraid to hear the answer."

"Why does Can'tCountTo2 always say things I heard 10 years ago?"

"Who is Godolphin? Are there going to be dolphins racing? That'd be cool!"

" Andy...will you be discussing the BC on your HORSE RACING ANAYLSIS program???"

"I still want to know what Dannie is talking about....all the time."

"Someone told me Nick Hines is the sole heir to the Duncan Hines estate. Any truth to that?"