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paisjpq 08-26-2007 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I dedicated half of my first column in the Erie paper to the greatness that is Thebby!

The love is mutual!

behooved...can't wait to spellcheck....I mean read it;)

pgardn 08-26-2007 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
It's scary that you are responsible for shaping young minds. This is serious HossyHO talking. It's scary. I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.
Holy moses.
You did miss the whole thing.

And yes it is good you have not reproduced.
The small buses are all taken.

But of course I am only joking.
Maybe if I go back and bold...

Cajungator26 08-26-2007 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
While no one is typing that ATeam is a HO and degrading him --- I certainly believe all sound minded posters are thinking those thoughts just about whenever he hits the submit button.
Hard to be a HO when you're sleeping at the bar. :D

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I wake up happy everyday that I have no kids....that I know of living anywhere near San Antonio.

I realize that Mr. Garden's region of the country is legendary for spawning mentally inferior specimens - however, I'm sure he does a competent job teaching his subject of specialty - after all....we've all seen the picture of him in his finest athletic achievement, that of course being his arm wrestling victory over that chick in his class ...all while sporting an always fashionable pocket protector.

Mr Garden, my friend, Here's the deal... and I'm really sorry if facts hurt your feelings...

Mortimer does what he does well - and the people who lack the ability to appreciate his fine work and genius - they are a sad lot.

AeWingnut 08-26-2007 10:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

Antitrust32 08-26-2007 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I know this is a little bit off-topic and all....

And perhaps a case could be made that it isn't really any of my business, however, I do have a running wager going that I really wish could be swiftly resolved.

I took a stab at the so-called Derby Trail Pick Six wager being offered by a resident poster/bookie -- ....in order to cash at 50/1 odds I need five of the following six events to have occured at this Saratoga meet.

* Thebby strapping one on and banging Channing Hill
* Cajun banging Sniper
* Uncly-Trust banging BTW
* Sightseek banging Hossy
* Bystander banging CJ in BTW's bed
* Ateam, Durkin, and Sam The Buglar giving Rushton a bukkake

I know I have a lot of tough hurdles to clear, but I think if I'm still alive going into leg #5 I will be golden.

TIA


I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.

Cajungator26 08-26-2007 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I can be bribed and this bet will be on its way.
But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.

Antitrust32 08-26-2007 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
But what about all the those chicks that should be calling you? I gave your number out to quite a few at the Pat Benatar concert tonight.


Just call me UnclyHO

The Indomitable DrugS 08-26-2007 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Just call me UnclyHO
Call me DrugSho.

Or better yet, shout it to the heavens while you're in an orgasmic stage of unbridled ecstasy.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 07:59 AM
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
For the record, I didn't sleep with anyone in Saratoga.
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THUD!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:13 AM
Looks like Mrs. Garden confiscated her tubby's...I mean hubby's mousey-poo.





It also looks like SightyHO..I mean Poo..stole fresh kill from CajunPoo...I mean HO....again.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:25 AM
Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.

Antitrust32 08-27-2007 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Will Vaporizee's CajunBIGLIAH and The Gardener please turn in their memberships by noon today.


you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
you big liah, you cant vaporize a mortys girl.
ror!






True...but Thebby can.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:35 AM
And Hossy vaped The Gardener.





No new notches for me last night.


:(

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:38 AM
UnclyHO....I want to know who did what over there.

I want the names of the dids and the dones.





Did you do BlackThroatedWindHO?

Bystander 08-27-2007 08:43 AM
Morty...















Oh boy.


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