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FGFan 10-24-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny..you jezzy.

Leave and don't say word one to me.Then come back to announce you are meeting sissy Hossy?



I don't blame you,though. You don't have the courage to meet me because you couldn't resist the animal magnetism I possess....you know I would be in you so fast it would make your head spin dry.


And you would love it....as much as you fear it.

Now leave me alone.

NOPE NOT EVAH....... if you think Care-lah is jealous...hahahahaha....

I see you have been enaging in trysts with those other hussies...:p

What about you..huh..huh.... BOTH of my secret decoders have been all this time and not even a meep..meep :mad:

but ah did tell you where to meet, who lacks the courage...
so you didn't want to scaredy cat and Hossy stepped up to the game.

So anyways...who have you been menacing, has it been fun???
Can't catch up right now...tooooooo many beautiful horseys to watch today.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
NOPE NOT EVAH....... if you think Care-lah is jealous...hahahahaha....

I see you have been enaging in trysts with those other hussies...:p

What about you..huh..huh.... BOTH of my secret decoders have been all this time and not even a meep..meep :mad:

but ah did tell you where to meet, who lacks the courage...
so you didn't want to scaredy cat and Hossy stepped up to the game.

So anyways...who have you been menacing, has it been fun???
Can't catch up right now...tooooooo many beautiful horseys to watch today.


I ANSWERED your last intrusion---which you chose to ignore.

You said the marty grow......and that you wouldn't go down easy.

I'm not coming 1000 miles for what I can do here.



Comprendy?




:mad:

Coach Pants 10-24-2008 01:21 PM


Mortimer 10-24-2008 01:22 PM

And what does nothing mean?

FGFan 10-24-2008 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I ANSWERED your last intrusion---which you chose to ignore.

You are sorely mistaken...nope you most certainly did NOT....must have been secret messaging with another...

You said the marty grow......and that you wouldn't go down easy.

haha, had to think about that one for a minute....but again nope, didn't .......that's not what AH said....

I'm not coming 1000 miles for what I can do here



Comprendy?




:mad:



OK then don't secret message me.... I have others to play with...

but ah still :{>: :{>: U...

:(

Mortimer 10-24-2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OK then don't secret message me.... I have others to play with...

but ah still :{>: :{>: U...

:(



No you don't.


Because if you dd you wouldn't play with others.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 04:04 PM

I would like to point out my fine selection of Heart Shaped did place---precisely as I predicted....paying out quite smartly,I might add.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 05:07 PM

Yes ,Sporty Fans...I once again ring the bell of victory with ForeverTogether....and another smart pay off.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 06:27 PM

Fine work.


OOOOOOOOOO

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OK then don't secret message me.... I have others to play with...

but ah still :{>: :{>: U...

:(










HI FRANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Thank you sir. Another day like today and I might be able to move out of Mom's basement. Maybe...


With the economy the way it is, maybe you'd better stay at mom's.

Coach Pants 10-24-2008 06:39 PM

Good cappin.

I hate that track.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Fine work.


OOOOOOOOOO



Fine work yourself sir.:tro: :tro:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Fine work yourself sir.:tro: :tro:

I would take credit for my B list......but I stole it from someone else.

:o

Mortimer 10-24-2008 09:23 PM

MARATHON:

3-DelightfulKissy-poo

6-Zappa




SPRINT:

8-Diabolical

11-SkidsMother Proof



Filthy Mile:


1-LewisMichael

2-MastTrack



One Mileage:

6-MortimerGem

3-PreciousPus.sy..I mean Kitten



Juvenile


7-Elusive Muff..UPS!!..I mean Bluff

4-Square Hossy....make that EddieHaskell


JuvenileFilth:


2-CityStyle

6-Vaquero



In Yer MothahFucl<ah:

2-StreetBoss

4-Who is Baffert!!?...I mean MidnightFlute!!?





Filth:

8-SpringHouse

2-RedRocks




And Yer DooDah



3-Tiago...yer fucl<in'-aye that's what I said

9-Curlin'

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
MARATHON:

3-DelightfulKissy-poo

6-Zappa




SPRINT:

8-Diabolical

11-SkidsMother Proof



Filthy Mile:


1-LewisMichael

2-MastTrack



One Mileage:

6-MortimerGem

3-PreciousPus.sy..I mean Kitten



Juvenile


7-Elusive Muff..UPS!!..I mean Bluff

4-Square Hossy....make that EddieHaskell


JuvenileFilth:


2-CityStyle

6-Vaquero



In Yer MothahFucl<ah:

2-StreetBoss

4-Who is Baffert!!?...I mean MidnightFlute!!?





Filth:

8-SpringHouse

2-RedRocks




And Yer DooDah



3-Tiago...yer fucl<in'-aye that's what I said

9-Curlin'



Handicapping with Morty is ALWAYS entertaining.:tro:

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I would take credit for my B list......but I stole it from someone else.

:o


:)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
:)


I enjoy entertaining and providing posters with creative options...so thank you...so much.





I won't steal yours for tomorrow.


I should---but I won't.


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