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Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Her cup runneth over;so she went to fish market in Nipples---I mean Naples.


Nah, I hear Naples is getting crowded. Nor do I care for fish.



I went north instead. The cold keeps things perky.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Nah, I hear Naples is getting crowded. Nor do I care for fish.



I went north instead. The cold keeps things perky.


Her pus.sy is SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSO HOT!!

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:00 AM

O=:>

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:02 AM

I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)

^^^^ Has waved the flag of white.

Maybe pus.sy is not ...sa hot??

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:07 AM

O =:>

geeker2 10-24-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I have been inspired by the BC festive atmosphere. I now will go clean my bathroom. Good luck Hossy and Morty with your BC picks and Geeker with your zip code.:)


I am off to BC Races....going to meet GBBob at the track...feels like a first date:eek:

Deb..use the scrubbing bubbles.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:23 AM

I will now be accused of being "out of line"...a "menace"....and "much smarter than SkidsMother."



I'll take number 3 for $50 ,Alex.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:26 AM

I know when Debbie is really mad at me.






She doesn't answer my pm.

Oh she'll get over it.

She loves me.




Yup.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:28 AM

Morty, did you take my toilet brush?:mad:

































And I do love you.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:29 AM

Well no.

I don't know Hossy...I mean who took it.

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:29 AM

thud

Rileyoriley 10-24-2008 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well no.

I don't know Hossy...I mean who took it.


HOSSY! :mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:33 AM

HOSSY!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
If you're gonna do that would you please post a thread on Get Togethers? :p

What have i missed Morty? Can you fill me in or do I have to read the last 37,000 pages for myself?



Maybe you should ask NoseDrops...or Christina.



;)

Mortimer 10-24-2008 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas

Oh all right...but just one more day.


:p

Mortimer 10-24-2008 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
WHATTY????


There is no way I took the toilet brush. I don't even have a toilet. A real Predator goes outside in the woods.



!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

FGFan 10-24-2008 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2
What happen to Franny?

Hello Mr. Cat...have fun on your date today...:{>:

Pet all those beautiful horseys for me...you can do that can't you?

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I could tell you guys where she is. But I'd have to kill you afterwards.

Hossy almost spilled the beans...I am incognito and on a secret mission.
And yes Hossy if you tell my whereabouts I will have to kill you and I do KNOW where to find you...:{>:
btw..the rendezvous is still set for the 14th, 15th or 16th...don't tell anyone...code word is etouffee...remember don't tell anyone or you will self destruct.

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh the old witch ran out on me...didn't even leave a note.

LIAH, LIAH....pants and pud on fire!!!!!

But uh Macadamia..have you been up to your menacing tricks again and I have missed all the fun....:(

ROR has it snowed...we know you love that.

MMSC don't fall down and pass out from the horsey love when you see the Duke or Henry....:p

OK it's time to play.....I'm very excited to see the beautiful horseys today!!!

Mortimer 10-24-2008 01:04 PM

Franny..you jezzy.

Leave and don't say word one to me.Then come back to announce you are meeting sissy Hossy?



I don't blame you,though. You don't have the courage to meet me because you couldn't resist the animal magnetism I possess....you know I would be in you so fast it would make your head spin dry.


And you would love it....as much as you fear it.

Now leave me alone.


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