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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 706608)

Melrose Place?????:confused:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1388782/

Katie Cassidy is now on gossip girl. Her father is David Cassidy...don't tell me you didn't have a crush on him when you where young :p

He use to have seats right in front of me at Saratoga - he is now in the breeding side of horse racing.

That's your history lesson for tonight :{>:

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 706606)

I always liked Laverne and Shirley.:D

Hey Geeker. My daughter used to watch One Tree Hill when she was a teenager. I didn't know it was still on. I worry about you my friend.:(

Shut up Debbie.

Geeker...no.Don't even know what it is.I meant that if I should start making myself laugh again ...I'm a goner.Also...this 7 year old anachronism needs to be shut down and procedures taken to restore use or else I am smashing it against the wall.

maybe this will cheer you my friend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW1z_...eature=related

People can be strange.

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706578)

gooski!!!!!

You beast!!

whoa!!.....that is maybe the funniest stuff I have ever read here!
Even bettah than mine!!

what the fucl< am I saying??

You fucl<ing rapier tongued bush whistle.

I'll rip that tongue out ..that's one less thing you'll wag at innocent people.Then I will stick your ENTIRE little body in my head freezer so you can scare them to death for Halloween.

You are the filthiest ,fan tailed sewer mouth wench I ever saw.

Why you still give my pud a SmileyWoody---I'll never know.

Oh wow just a little late. You shoulda offered that during the 113 degree day two weeks ago. :D

!!

More Arguing!

They Have My Number!!

Hiding in the woods.

!!

I take it Riot's muff is looking or you?

What did you do,sir??

By the way,in the booth for Sat. nights game ,Ohio vs.Swissconsin, will be the big blowhard himself--Brent Muffberger.

Should be fun.

Speaking of blowhards..I want to thank Rudy the RedNosed Fucl< Face for being so quick to criticize;yet so absent to applaud.

Fucl< you very much.

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 706570)

Do you need a tampon or something cause you're acting like a little bitch.

You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst... the next little episode of me-ism. The next

FEEL SORRY FOR ME

event they they all got free tix to on a weekly basis.

Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.

You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.

You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.

You are Morty for God sake.

Stop the sissiness and write a God damned poem and finish your death list and continue on with the muff jokes cause wading and wallowing in a sea of self pity, doubt and defeatism does not suit you Sir.

Are we clear?

Simply marvelous! :tro:

Oh shut up,Poo-Puff-Muff.

Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.

^^^^ MuffInTexas.

You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.

^^^^ Poach Cants.

You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.

^^^^ Muff-O-Muff.

You are Morty for God sake.

^^^^ =:>

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 706651)

!!

I take it Riot's muff is looking or you?

What did you do,sir??

What didn't I do according to the powers that be?

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Do you need a tampon or something cause you're acting like a little bitch.

You're like the stereotypical opera singer fromt the 50's that every single member of the entourage had to placate and applaud and complement until they came around and until the next little self indulgent outburst... the next little episode of me-ism. The next

FEEL SORRY FOR ME

event they they all got free tix to on a weekly basis.

Look... you're not the gawky girl who is always picked last for the team and who keeps a diary complete with cutouts from bridal magazines pasted over pictures of her yappy little dogs who her parents wish would die already cause they stopped being cute after about a week.

You're not the Jew-fro'd redhead dangly-spider armed kid who no one will eat lunch with and who smells like a combination of egg salad, Bernsteins vinagrette and 3 days old vomit.

You're not the weird fat lady who lives up the hill in the house with newspapers littering the driveway and too many cats... with the funny smell that gets even worse when the kids throw eggs at it on halloween or TP before they climb and adorn the trees with tampons if there's a chance of rain on that one night when they're sorta allowed to be little mosters.

You are Morty for God sake.

Stop the sissiness and write a God damned poem and finish your death list and continue on with the muff jokes cause wading and wallowing in a sea of self pity, doubt and defeatism does not suit you Sir.

Are we clear? =========================================

MuffBall...you vicious beast,you.

Let's talk about being ;you is what you is...OK?

How about the face going through makeup target practice at 5 AM every morning and eventually finding its way here at Nerdy Trail sometime around noon.

So far so good..aye?

And then poking every male poster hinting of life with a boing stick...only to be cuddlefied by her gay yacht club friends as .."a little cutie pie...bright....so refershing--so catchy"...and on and on.

Yes, that same little cutie everyone wants to hug and face pinch who couldn't find the cashing windows even when spotted 25 free redboards.

Yes,that same poor little baby doll waiffe who picked up her horsey funeral directors license the same place Obamer got his presidential license.Nobody seems to have ever heard of that license factory.

And yes...that very same huggy bear who gets away snot free while yukking it up with alien creatures named Ed is Dead and Nose Drops.

Thanks for your lovely testimonial to me----oh you'll get away with it all right.

Why?

Because you're My Miss Muff Ball....the Shirley Temple of NerdyTrail.