You with bad credit, who would have guessed?


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst Jünger has spoken!!

Well no.

I called them 500 times last month ...they don't like that anymore.







But you keep trying to get back at me in your Wiley Coyote way.

It's fun to watch.

We are on the precifice of a clusterfu*k............

Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?




:rolleyes:

I am ready Mort.;)

Uh huh...

No need to hide your misguided financial ways...

Honesty is the best policy...

I do hope to bump into you at Saratoga...

If you can leave that troglodytical lifestyle you live...

Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?

:(

Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...

Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.

I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."

jesus....

Enjoyed it Mort but next time lose Scissorhands, ok? He left marks.:eek:

My friends......what kind of bottom feeder can only amuse himself by pinning woe on those smarter than him?






Lawyers.



Yup.





Darden...as long as my fine board buddies come to my defense and not YOU...



...why I'll be fine.






;)

You certainly were!

da what????

You know what I look like King of Junger.





But frankly ...you ain't got the guts.

Your friend who loves John from Cincy should know...

Ask him in your un-witty way...