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Mortimer 07-12-2007 01:47 PM
Phooey.

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.




I will write my suicide note tonight and then hang myself via my wireless phone.


I will also bid my final farewell personally to Thebby.









This also gives Debbie one more chance.


;)








Oh...if any of you have a problem with my making light of suicide.....just don't fucl<in' bug me about it...ok?






(But I was wrong about the other thing ,Thebby. You were right and I apologize.)

paisjpq 07-12-2007 02:04 PM
I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Oh we have a funny lady stopping by.





I forgot how funny Debby Youngman can be.


Yes sir Deb...that was a real rib cracker all right. Here are some pies 4 u...OOOOOOOOOOO.










Now GO TO BED!

Sorry I could not play last night. Storms came through and we lost power.:(

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:07 PM
[quote=mortyfeatherhands]Well Debbie stopped by this morning to make an offiicial measurement.


11.35 inches.




And she knew just what to do.










I thought that Great Dane looked familiar this morning. Wasn't too cooperative with the blow dryer though.:D :D :D

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Danzig


LOL!!!! A classic!:D

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:10 PM
No complaints here Morty. I always find you entertaining.:)

Mortimer 07-12-2007 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by paisjpq
I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?

Thank you so much.

And I will.


It's on Sprint and they dropped me yesterday anyways.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
No complaints here Morty. I always find you entertaining.:)

Fine work,Deb.


You certainly know what's good for you.







But please do not encourage The Beast again.

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Fine work,Deb.


You certainly know what's good for you.


11.35 inches??????????????:D




But please do not encourage The Beast again.

Sorry but it was funny.:D

Mortimer 07-12-2007 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry but it was funny.:D
No it was not.

She is a witch.





May I dust you?

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
No it was not.

She is a witch.





May I dust you?

I have to go take care of some horses now but I shall be back tonight. I look forward to being dusted.:D

Mortimer 07-12-2007 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I have to go take care of some horses now but I shall be back tonight. I look forward to being dusted.:D




And a fine dusting it shall be,Deb.













=;>

Cajungator26 07-12-2007 02:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Really though...BURP......oh excuse me.Pepsi and a store bought salmon pattie with ketchup just don't mix well.





Anyhooo...I must be very popular and well liked.Who eslse could get away with all this and not receive a doomsday dart? Aren't you people complaining about me?


Don't you have any pride?








God.








Come on now...Steve......please. I am asking you. Arty did it for me at another place....why can't you?


Dannie...aren't you writing?

What about you...Diaper?

Sightie-Poo?....Suffspoon I mean fork Girl?




EddebeAbbey?







If TommyNoChance married ThebbyTwoTimes she would be ThebbyNoChance.








I don't know where that came from...but it did.
I prefer Pepsi over Coke. :D

Mortimer 07-12-2007 02:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I prefer Pepsi over Coke. :D
I know ya do baby.










Stretch your thinking on PreparationH.

Cajungator26 07-12-2007 03:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
I know ya do baby.










Stretch your thinking on PreparationH.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you think it works, then perhaps I will try it if I ever grow em like you've got em.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 03:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you think it works, then perhaps I will try it if I ever grow em like you've got em.


BeeHived...I mean Hooved.




But what I was......








...phooey....never mind.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 03:22 PM
I will be leaving after tonights DebbieDusting.





I have decided to turn on my pm feature for those wishing to bid personal good byes.

I hope that's not a mistake.


Chris Hansen WILL be screening them.

Cajungator26 07-12-2007 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
I will be leaving after tonights DebbieDusting.





I have decided to turn on my pm feature for those wishing to bid personal good byes.

I hope that's not a mistake.


Chris Hansen WILL be screening them.
Don't go, Morty!

Rileyoriley 07-12-2007 08:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Don't go, Morty!

DITTO!

Mortimer 07-12-2007 08:45 PM
Too kind...entirely too kind ...but I must do this thing.


Are you ready to be dusted Deb?














Wait a minute.















Doggone it.












Are you ready to be dusted.......Deb?


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