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Danzig 07-12-2007 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well Debbie stopped by this morning to make an offiicial measurement.


11.35 inches.




And she knew just what to do.










:D

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Mortimer 07-12-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I thought it was P&BJ? :D


I'm not even 15 ...Chris Hansen from Dateline will be posting here to you shortly.











:p

Mortimer 07-12-2007 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
that was just lunch...I do not chew my prey I merely kill it and move on...


I hope I haven't lost the rest of the feathers......









FR&L-A!!!!!

Mortimer 07-12-2007 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig



:eek:






YOU BEAST!!

Cajungator26 07-12-2007 09:26 AM

Apparently, Morty found the emoticon button.


Mortimer 07-12-2007 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Apparently, Morty found the emoticon button.



:rolleyes:



I thought your button would be worn out by now.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 10:12 AM

My clock shows 11:11.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 10:13 AM

Oh come on Steve!!

Your mail box has to be overflowing with complaints!





What do I have to do?????

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:01 AM

Anyone ever see that movie ..I don't think it was YROMEM..but like that....maybe it was OTNEMOM.




It was about short term memory loss.


I think many posters here type the same way that movie was made.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:05 AM

...FER THE LOVE A MIKE ALREADY...





...I'd say somethng bad about Thebby....but I just can't do it....








....I do feel good about that though........





...I would think that makes me swell.......











....a redeeming quality and what have you.....

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:35 AM

Really though...BURP......oh excuse me.Pepsi and a store bought salmon pattie with ketchup just don't mix well.





Anyhooo...I must be very popular and well liked.Who eslse could get away with all this and not receive a doomsday dart? Aren't you people complaining about me?


Don't you have any pride?








God.








Come on now...Steve......please. I am asking you. Arty did it for me at another place....why can't you?


Dannie...aren't you writing?

What about you...Diaper?

Sightie-Poo?....Suffspoon I mean fork Girl?




EddebeAbbey?







If TommyNoChance married ThebbyTwoTimes she would be ThebbyNoChance.








I don't know where that came from...but it did.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:48 AM

WAIT! WAIT!





Steve...just before it happens...could you post in here something like....uh...maybe a code.


Just say the man in the grey suit has 10 minutes.



I'll know what that means.

I want to say good bye to Thebby.

Thank you so much.

paisjpq 07-12-2007 11:49 AM

so sweet....;)

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:52 AM

..garsh and shucky darn.......g'wan.....








:)

paisjpq 07-12-2007 11:54 AM

much better than the grouch that was around yesterday

Mortimer 07-12-2007 11:56 AM

Thebby...I wasn't grouchy...really. I was and still am wanting the doomsday dart.



It's just hard to be this character.

I mean..I'm a great actor....no question....but this has been my most challenging role.

paisjpq 07-12-2007 11:58 AM

even the greatest actors get burned out and tired of being type-cast....take a vacation (maybe go to thistleydowns) and come back refreshed....no need to move out entirely....

Mortimer 07-12-2007 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
even the greatest actors get burned out and tired of being type-cast....take a vacation (maybe go to thistleydowns) and come back refreshed....no need to move out entirely....

ror!!



But you may be right.

Believe me being a sex symbol is not easy.



I guess it has to be this way. If Steve won't do it....I will have to commit what is essentially a board suicide.

It will be hard not to come back and look at some of these crazy people. It will be very hard,but that may be my only option since my "good friend" Steve won't do a darned thing here.



But I will leave a note and will say good bye to the most beautiful internet girl I have ever known....whcih ,of course, is you.









:)

paisjpq 07-12-2007 12:10 PM

kissy-poo.

Mortimer 07-12-2007 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
kissy-poo.


ror! ( I think that's her euphemization of BARF!! )








KISSY-POO!!!




:)


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