Oh..I thought you were sticking pins in her doll for the heat comment.

Gooey found out about her new iris..I mean pupil on Monday morning. She didn't think much of the notification;this was nothing new. So she left classroom about 5 minutes before the day started ( She's a grade school teacher..not a science one.I messed up.) to grab some spaghetti in the teachers lounge.

She returned at 8:05, being late as usual.


Her classroom was a busy beehive of activity!! Kids were screaming,yelling and laughing...some had rubber suction cup tipped arrows on their heads and were crying ...some had pie all over their face...and some were splayed on the floor ...a few looked dead!!

'WHAT THE FUCl< IS GOING ON! STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!?



They did.



"Now who started this?"..she said to no one imparticular.


The new kid replied...'Franny did. She hit me."

"eauxh!!..I did not!"..said Franny---the big liah.

Before Gooey could say anything,the new kid said..''Yes you did you big liah!! And then Sighty-poo made fun of me because I don't have any shoes. She said..'you don't have any shoe-ooose....you don't have any shoe-ooose

and we all have pretty ones.....ha-ha...ha...ha-ha!'



"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCl< UP!!!!"...exclaimed Gooey...She was now in Stage 4 Italian Rage.


''Who the fucl< are you?" ..she said to the new kid.

"My name is Mortimer. I am the new kid."


He was pretty big for a fourth grader.About 5 ft. 8, 153 pounds of US Steel muscle..sinew and blood vessels outlining the muscles.....and already displayed an animal like sensuality to women.


Gooey recovering from her shock and rage, took this all in for the first time.She didn't say anything for a few seconds. She was already mentally undressing him....and feeling him.



She then said.." I want you."


"whoa!.I mean I want you to go to the principal's office immediately.No back sass...just go there."






Gooey isn't fooling us. She knew there was a big principal's meeting in Pittsburgh. Mr.Peter Pierpoint,the prinicpal, always attended the principal's meetings in Pittsburg.P.Pierpoint thought Pittsburg was perfect for principal's meetings.










Now I have to figure out where to take this for tomorrow.

^^^^

welcome back from vakay Hossey

I'm still alive! :p

my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!...my pus.sy is ssssso hot!!


and yours is-un'


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha

Hossy,

I am not looking forward to your keen horsey insights.It is awfulgreat you are back.

Have fun,get lost.

Good, I was worried about all that sugar intake.:p

:eek:
There is something so wrong and confusing in that statement.

Are you a hermaphrodititic wolf?

Is it possible the one and only Hossy is back?

Yet another resurrection?

If it is you Hossy...:{>::{>::{>:!!!

If it isn't I take that back.

Let's find out,baby.

It's freezing in my office. :mad:

I'm scrapping the latest smut story.




No one likes me.

you are free-zing!...you are free-zing


and I am no-oooot


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha

Don't worry, I'm sure your pud block -- whoa! I mean writers block will subside.

Will you take your rain back?!

It's heading here Saturday. :mad:

;)