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GPK 10-08-2008 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:


Cut me some slack bro...it's the best I could come up with on short notice:o

FGFan 10-08-2008 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas
Well, you said you did some Fema work.. I just figured they had you out workin with all that mess.

OH..hahaha...I see....:D

No I said I was FEMA certified for disaster response, that doesn't mean I would ever want to respond again under FEMA.
They are a perplexing entity and just f'n idiots.

So you say to FEMA officials I have some supplies to move and I need a pass to get in, they would say don't tie up your horse in flood and think they made a good decision and gave you an excellent response.

Geez they couldn't find their way to Houma, LA (an hour out of NOLA) after Gustav, never mind there is an interstate to get there, and apparently had a difficult time locating Houston the 4th largest city in the US.

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FGFan 10-08-2008 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny's Fanny is pea porridge cold....believe me.

I missed this gem....:mad:
You just miss mah beaaautiful smooth and lovely dupa....:D

GPK 10-08-2008 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
OH..hahaha...I see....:D

No I said I was FEMA certified for disaster response, that doesn't mean I would ever want to respond again under FEMA.
They are a perplexing entity and just f'n idiots.

So you say to FEMA officials I have some supplies to move and I need a pass to get in, they would say don't tie up your horse in flood and think they made a good decision and gave you an excellent response.

Geez they couldn't find their way to Houma, LA (an hour out of NOLA) after Gustav, never mind there is an interstate to get there, and apparently had a difficult time locating Houston the 4th largest city in the US.

F ix
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psst...Franny. You can say "ass" on the Nerdy Trail. Stevie Bykle won't get mad...I promise.

See...watch. Hussy likes to stare are Thebbys Ass.

:tro:

FGFan 10-08-2008 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
psst...Franny. You can say "ass" on the Nerdy Trail. Stevie Bykle won't get mad...I promise.

See...watch. Hussy likes to stare are Thebbys Ass.

:D :p :D

Ah just didn't know, and it would have looked strange with ***

BUT HEY...you didn't like my beautiful junkyard doggie I gave you...:mad:

GPK 10-08-2008 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
:D :p

Ah just didn't know, and it would have looked strange with ***

BUT HEY...you didn't like my beautiful junkyard doggie I gave you...:mad:


I did like him. He looked bi-racial? Am I correct in that assesment??:)

Mortimer 10-16-2008 02:12 AM

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening? Am I nuts...or What?


Whose woods these are I really don't care,
His house is, I guess, over there.
He will not see me stopping here,
At least I hope not as I intend to steal him blind.

Oh it's a hard way to make a living,
I wish there were a farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
But nooooOOOOOO.

So I can boost some firewood and maybe some fencing,
Soon the new day will be commencing.
The only other sound's the .....sweep?
What the fucl< does that mean?

Oh well..at least the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But that doesn't mean much to my loanshark,
And he will break my legs if I don't pay the vig,
Repeat above.


Maybe I should have stuck with inventing paraphanlia.

Phooey.


-- Alan Speegish

Antitrust32 10-21-2008 02:50 PM

waiting for Mortys selections so I can put them on my IGGY list.

Mortimer 10-21-2008 04:14 PM

My child..please...this is SnowyWoods















Eat me.

geeker2 10-21-2008 05:24 PM

What happen to Franny? :(

Mortimer 10-21-2008 05:42 PM

Oh the old witch ran out on me...didn't even leave a note.

geeker2 10-21-2008 05:47 PM

Well at least some good would come out of it :rolleyes:

Mortimer 10-21-2008 05:48 PM

Well?....go ahead.

Mortimer 10-21-2008 05:51 PM

He's bluffing...as per usual.




I'm leaving.

Rileyoriley 10-21-2008 07:09 PM

Chance of snow tomorrow in my snowy woods.:)

Mortimer 10-21-2008 07:37 PM

I am not quite sure how to take that.

Rileyoriley 10-21-2008 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I am not quite sure how to take that.


Take it as a weather forecast and dress appropriately.

geeker2 10-21-2008 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Take it as a weather forecast and dress appropriately.


Deb is it really suppose to snow? it's too early!

Mortimer 10-21-2008 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Take it as a weather forecast and dress appropriately.


Oh.


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