All Dooryard memberships have been expunged...except mine.



Congratlulations to ow! ow! ow!! .........he really sucks.

Prostate Operator stripping after Zenyaddayaddayadda's last victory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypcqOeZf0sI

Does this mean we have to turn in our membership kits?:eek:

(I REALLY like my secret decoder ring :{>:)

No.

You may all keep them as a rememberence of the days you all didn't hate me.





And you were the only one to get a deodorizer ring.

Almost time for nightypoo-kins


I hope all of you lost a lot of moan-ay today:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knII3S0MZtY





They hung a sign up in our town
"if you live it up, you won't
Live it down"
So, she left Marty Rio's son
Just like a bullet leaves a gun
With charcoal eyes and Monroe hips
She went and took that California trip
Well, the moon was gold, her
Hair like wind
She said don't look back just
Come on Jim
(Chorus)
Oh you got to
Hold on, Hold on
You got to hold on
Take my hand, I'm standing right here
You gotta hold on.
Well, he gave her a dimestore watch
And a ring made from a spoon
Everyone is looking for someone to blame
But you share my bed, you share my name.
Well, go ahead and call the cops
You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops
She said baby, I still love you
Sometimes there's nothin left to do
Oh you got to
Hold on, hold on
You got to hold on
Take my hand, I'm standing right here, you got to hold on.

Well, God bless your crooked little heart,
St. Louis got the best of me.
I miss your broken-china voice.
How I wish you were still here with me.
Well, you build it up, you wreck it down
You burn your mansion to the ground
When there's nothing left to keep you here, when
You're falling behind in this
Big blue world
Oh you got to
Hold on, hold on
You got to hold on
Take my hand, I'm standing right here
You got to hold on
Down by the Riverside motel,
It's 10 below and falling.
By a 99 cent store she closed her eyes
And started swaying.
But it's so hard to dance that way
When it's cold and there's no music.
Well your old hometown is so far away
But, inside your head there's a record
That's playing, a song called
Hold on, hold on
You really got to hold on
Take my hand, I'm standing right here
You got to hold on.

And one more..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeZEdbv_m8







You can never hold back spring
You can be sure that I will never
Stop believing
The blushing rose will climb
Spring ahead or fall behind
Winter dreams the same dream
Every time

You can never hold back spring
Even though you've lost your way
The world keeps dreaming of spring

So close your eyes
Open you heart
To one who's dreaming of you
You can never hold back spring
Baby

Remember everything that spring
Can bring
You can never hold back spring

Ahm tarred..but still wish all you traitors good nightypoo-kins:







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

night night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWioAszEExA

That was awful.



Darth Vader with a bad synthesizer.

'Nother huge crowd in the Dooryard today.

I think it's time to get a new Ice Box.

He came home with the mustard instead of the sorbet.

You can thank ET for hexing him by lauding that brillaint jockey switch up.

I'm pissed that the Rachel pin they gave me yesterday is now worthless. Ya want it mmsc? Ah know ya do.

If she doesn't I do! :o

Of course i want you.

Oh I mean it! It! IT!

(Both). :p

"All Dooryard memberships have been expunged...except mine."
I thought we were all kicked out. :( :p

Oh my God I only watched cause YOU posted that.

Eeew!

Get that picture out of my head Sighty!

That (your post) reminded me of this for absolutely no reason...



http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...ghlight=viking

Oh my God.

My Pick O' The Day for ST's tomorrow is:


Race 3...UpInLights,no.1

My second Pick O' The Day is:



race 9...Matt's A Giant, number 2

I do realize all of you petulant lice have consorted against me and now ignore me with malice aforethought.

Uness, of course, it's to hurl filth at me.

I won't be around after tonight.







Happy?

Oh stop! You will be around... do you understand?

Now go to your room! :p

By the way if we're making picks for tomorrow Jack's Wild at Del Mar (PVal up. Hooray!) but if we're wishing them a safe trip home AND RETIREMENT Woodbine R5. The wonderful and opposite of great Santana Strings.

Now what were we talking about? R9 #2 Matts Giant Cock?

I think I shall miss you most,Gooey.



No one sizzles the griddle like you.

Not even Debbie.

She's a waffle tease.

And now your mind remembers...what it once forgot.

And you will all miss me.











--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6n-_LuIzac



WHEN WE WALKED ALONG THE TRAIL








You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail


So I took you there

To hear all the notes

Along the Nerdy Trail

And you see with me we were what could be

When we walked along the trail


I can’t stay with you,I can’t be your wolf

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail






I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail





































I did some things that were a little wrong

I did some things that were a lot more

But I promise in the minutes left

We will have one last walk along the trail

We will have one last walk along the trail







So much time has passed since those…CAH-SOL..nights

Along the Nerdy Trail

Here the kiddies cry as the last to die

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will remember me when a kiddie laughs

Along the Nerdy Trail

You will forget the tears when you want to cry

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

When we walked along the trail

Clyde = what separates Nerdy Trail from Pace Disadvantage.:tro:

ET

Woolfie-poo, don't tease me in the Paddock


























You know what it does to my tail



























:eek:













THUD!

Uh Clydeesdale the dooryard doesn't seem to cozy lately. Think you need to do some freshening up and renovating!!!

Will start a new one...no one allowed in to fucl< it up again.

:tro::tro::tro:

ah do!!

I'm Lost at the Bottom of the World



My daddy told me, lookin' back
The best friend you'll have is a railroad track
So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own,
And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Satchel Puddin' and Lord God Mose
Sitting by the fire with a busted nose
That fresh egg yeller is too damn rare
But the white part is perfect for slickin' down your hair

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Blackjack Ruby and Nimrod Cain
The moon's the color of a coffee stain
Jesse Frank and Birdy Joe Hoaks
But who is the king of all these folks?

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well I dined last night with Scarface Ron
On telapia fish cakes and fried black swan
Razorweed onion and peacock squirell
And I dreamed all night about a beautiful girl

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well, god's green hair is where I slept last
He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass
Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird
And when I wanna talk he hangs on every word

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMP9e...eature=related

A#1 FINE DOUBLEPLUSGOOD WORK,BEEFHERKY.



Good way to close this turncoat mess.

At least I finally got under Danny's skin.




Will start another after I return from my holiday vacation.....in about one hour or so, maybe two.


Wait sings like a little birdy---so beautiful.

Herkie Sweetheart could you please sing the nice song instead?

I can handle about two seconds of his singing before i feel like slitting my wrists.

Hi Clyde!

Why am i in your tagline? Do you want me to interview you? Are you saying I ask too many questions or that my questions are too stupid or are some of them too sexual or is it just a nonsensical thing or maybe it's that i don't ask enough or perhaps you were making fun of my thread and if so which one and, and...,... :D