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Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:34 PM

How about GenuineItch?




What do you say ma'am?

paisjpq 07-11-2007 12:34 PM

not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:34 PM

DannieFig?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
not getting enough attention today Morty?

behave....and I'll send you something special later.




THUD!











GOO-FOO!!






My pm is off.












Wait a minute.













I meant to say I cannot receive mail.
















But I must insist upon permanent dartage,Thebby.



I'm actually holding back......but won't much longer.






Please do me this favor Thebby.

paisjpq 07-11-2007 12:41 PM

you know I can get around your silly firewall....

I might dart you...and I might not.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:47 PM

All right...the kid gloves are coming off.








First...I will be at Saratoga for the duration.

I invite Diaper to come and fullfill his promise.









And don't you want to know why?



Because if Diaper wasn't bean eatin' mad before....he will be now after knowing I am going to stop off at Sightie-Poo's place before I get to Saratoga and let her know what it feels like to have lost your brain for a few hours.

I think she knows what I'm getting at.


;)







And, Diaper, just so you can find me I am 5-8 and 156 pounds,beautiful brown eyes and hair and moustache I grew for Sightie-Poo.... with a US Marine tatoo on my right arm and another on my left that says TrueSwine MUST Die.

I'm sure you're much bigger than that so gather all the confidence you can becaues yer gonna need it.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:48 PM

I'm betting you will.




=:>

Buffymommy 07-11-2007 12:55 PM

by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
by the way Pais, LOVE the new avatar!

Morty, How come you aren't playing nice today?




Yoy.











Mommy........no.

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:00 PM

Oh well.



Maybe.






Come back MommyDearest and tell me what you would do.

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Ah..AuntyTrust.

Good.

Now tell me what you would do when presented with a fine American example of 11 inch steel bar stock.


I would gently wrap my hands around it....























and then hit you on the head with it

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
I would gently wrap my hands around it....


and then hit you on the head with it


ror!



What a snot face.










Frankly I think you would hit yourself in the head with it.

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
ror!



What a snot face.



Frankly I think you would hit yourself in the head with it.


yeah or that!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:06 PM

I'm disappointed in you.




I guess once an Uncly....always an Uncly.








Too bad CajunHO isn't here.

I'll bet she'd know what to do.

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:07 PM

maybe I should have said






What would you like me to do with it?

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
maybe I should have said






What would you like me to do with it?


r u telling me you don't KNOW!!

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:10 PM

MommyDearest wouldn't know.

Antitrust32 07-11-2007 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
r u telling me you don't KNOW!!


oh I know alright







do you?

Buffymommy 07-11-2007 01:11 PM

My morty, you are in a dirty mood today. What is up with you today? :eek:

Mortimer 07-11-2007 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
My morty, you are in a dirty mood today. What is up with you today? :eek:


Just tell me what you would do......don't play games here.





Let's hear it from the deep secret spaces of your filthy mind.


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