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clyde 01-18-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 832449)
He was a really nice horse...

Leave it at that.

Just that that was what I immediately thought of so thank God for Hard Spun huh?

I sound like I'm completely insane here.


Oh for Heavens sakes, who would ever think such a thing??







( Thinkers...please.Let's be nice here.)

my miss storm cat 01-18-2012 08:15 PM

Oh be quiet!

Are there rules like this for the race days that count cause I had my heart set on wearing a fascinator.

http://www.thoroughbrednews.com.au/i....aspx?id=57580

clyde 01-19-2012 02:42 PM

Had an entirely different image of what a fascinator is......pity.

clyde 01-19-2012 02:50 PM

The LaCaunte'



SevenLivelySins...wps

ExFactor...e-buddy

Arletta 01-19-2012 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 832473)
Oh be quiet!

Are there rules like this for the race days that count cause I had my heart set on wearing a fascinator.

http://www.thoroughbrednews.com.au/i....aspx?id=57580


Give me a break! :zz:

OldDog 01-19-2012 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 832473)
Oh be quiet!

Are there rules like this for the race days that count cause I had my heart set on wearing a fascinator.

http://www.thoroughbrednews.com.au/i....aspx?id=57580

Do it!


Another prep race?

Time to get out my advanced tool

clyde 01-19-2012 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 832636)
Give me a break! :zz:


Would a quarter do?


A nice shiny one.

Rileyoriley 01-19-2012 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 832632)
The LaCaunte'



SevenLivelySins...wps

ExFactor...e-buddy

Just a heads up for you-there's a slight chance Exfactor may scratch. I believe he got a call back on The X Factor.

Arletta 01-19-2012 06:50 PM

P.P's
 
P.P's for Lecomte Stakes :)


http://www.brisnet.com/bris_link/pdf...llc_700577.pdf

clyde 01-19-2012 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 832705)
Just a heads up for you-there's a slight chance Exfactor may scratch. I believe he got a call back on The X Factor.


!



Ah gud it!

clyde 01-19-2012 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arletta (Post 832715)

tsm


ily

Arletta 01-19-2012 09:31 PM

Lacomte
 
#8 Hammers Terror WPS

#11 Shared Property


alt: #4 Mr Bowling

clyde 01-20-2012 11:48 AM

Mom, and I am above saying ''who"( ^^^^ ),I was cheated in the Meadowbush contest and fell out.


That someone who cheated me is in this contest.












Just thayin'.

Rileyoriley 01-20-2012 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 832853)
Mom, and I am above saying ''who"( ^^^^ ),I was cheated in the Meadowbush contest and fell out.


That someone who cheated me is in this contest.












Just thayin'.





I shall withhold the giant hershey bar should the above mentioned member win this contest. Happy?

Rileyoriley 01-20-2012 11:53 AM

For the LeComte, if you pick one of the 2 coupled entries, you do get both horses in the entry. Just figured I'd answer this question before it was asked........and asked.........and asked...................

clyde 01-20-2012 11:54 AM

yes!!!!

tiggerv 01-20-2012 01:22 PM

Before I post my winning entry, can I see a picture of the "ClydeVivor Champion!" tee-shirt? Will it come with a certificate of authenticity? Does it smell like Lake Erie? Is it made of wool? What colors are available? Is it loose enough to not constrict my massive guns yet accentuate my washboard abs?

OldDog 01-20-2012 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 832424)
1/21/12 LeComte Stakes (this is the 2nd race in ClydeVivor contest)

1. Adena's Chance ( Everybody has to have at least one chance)
2. Ted's Folly (Wanted to be on Broadway but didn't make the cut)
3. Mr. Bowling (Nice name, wrong sport)
4. Exfactor (Simon Cowell's reject)
5. Dan and Sheila (First transexual racehorse)
6. Z Dager (What the fillies will call him in the breeding shed)
7. Seven Lively Sins (Clyde's new handicapping book. On the "can use" list)
8. Alexander Thegreat (Only in his own mind)
9. Hammers Terror ( Rapper MC Hammer's illegitimate horse)
10. Hero of Order ( Fastest sub deliveryman in LA. but not the fastest racehorse.)
11. Chalybeate Springs (If he can't make it racing, plans to open a bottled water company)
12. Capetown Devil ("sing that song, doo dah, doo dah")
13. Shared Property (Currently involved in divorce proceedings)

Coupled: 1 & 10
5 & 6


Coupled entry of 5 & 6 will make breeding history!

Owe!!!

clyde 01-20-2012 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 832855)
I shall withhold the giant hershey bar should the above mentioned member win this contest. Happy?

I lied.

There was no cheating..I failed on my own ,but could not accept it.





But if you beat me again ,I will report you to the proper child abuse authorities.

Rileyoriley 01-20-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 832903)
Before I post my winning entry, can I see a picture of the "ClydeVivor Champion!" tee-shirt?(NO) Will it come with a certificate of authenticity?(YES) Does it smell like Lake Erie?(I COULD DUNK IT IN THE NEARBY POND IF YOU WISH) Is it made of wool?(NO) What colors are available?(YOUR CHOICE) Is it loose enough to not constrict my massive guns yet accentuate my washboard abs?

(WINNER WILL SELECT SIZE) (SO YOU WANT AN EXTRA SMALL:D)

Rileyoriley 01-20-2012 06:07 PM

#10 Capetown Devil (DOO DAH!) WPS
#2 entry of Dan and Sheila and Z Dager Box exacta


Alt. Hammers Terror

Sightseek 01-20-2012 06:32 PM

Hammers Terror WPS

Hammers Terror, Ted's Folly ex box

alt. Pletch/Assmussen entry

Rileyoriley 01-20-2012 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 832952)
I lied.

There was no cheating..I failed on my own ,but could not accept it.





But if you beat me again ,I will report you to the proper child abuse authorities.

My son, I am heartened to see you accept responsibility for your errors. No need to punish you. I believe you have seen the light. Go in peace.:{>: Mom

clyde 01-20-2012 07:38 PM

Thank you,Mom.



I won't forget this kindness.

:{>:

tiggerv 01-20-2012 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 832967)
(WINNER WILL SELECT SIZE) (SO YOU WANT AN EXTRA SMALL:D)

The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods

WPS #10 Capetown Devil
EX #6 Seven Lively Sins

Alt #2 Zayat Entry

clyde 01-20-2012 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 832981)
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods

WPS #10 Capetown Devil
EX #6 Seven Lively Sins

Alt #2 Zayat Entry


Rita's down the ladder, down in the Hypocritical Room.

clyde 01-20-2012 09:37 PM

May I have your attention?



CoPilot Floyd selects.......................










#2....Z-Dagger and D&S entry for the WPS


#10...CapetownDevil as the exacta box partner

herkhorse 01-21-2012 09:47 AM

Hammers Terror wps
ex with Mr. Bowling

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tiggerv (Post 832981)
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...and see if she likes the goods

WPS #10 Capetown Devil
EX #6 Seven Lively Sins

Alt #2 Zayat Entry

:rolleyes: I do however like your WPS pick.:tro:




Hey! Were you the guy at the Eastern States gun show a few weeks ago in the really tight "DT" t-shirt???????

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 833031)
May I have your attention?



CoPilot Floyd selects.......................










#2....Z-Dagger and D&S entry for the WPS


#10...CapetownDevil as the exacta box partner

Excellent choices there Floyd!:tro:

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 832705)
Just a heads up for you-there's a slight chance Exfactor may scratch. I believe he got a call back on The X Factor.

To Clyde-Exfactor will run after all. He failed his call back and Simon booted him.

my miss storm cat 01-21-2012 12:49 PM

Mr. Bowling
Mr. Bowling / Hammers Terror

(alt. Seven Lively Sins)

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 12:59 PM

HEY! How'd we get up here??????:zz:

I went out to shovel for awhile and someone moved my contest. I demand it be moved back to it's original spot. Don't make me get out my wooden spoon!

OldDog 01-21-2012 01:42 PM

WPS: #10 Capetown Devil doo dah!

EX-BOX: #10 Capetown Devil doo dah! and #3 Ted's Folly (he's OK!)

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 01:48 PM

Everybody's picks are in.:)
I have to go out for the evening but I will tally scores late tonight when I return (God willing:D).
I am hoping we're back in the Reading Room by then. People might think we're a serious contest up here.:p

Rileyoriley 01-21-2012 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 829880)
Sham Stakes results:

Arletta-$4.90
Me-$4.00
Clyde-$4.00
Floyd-0
Old Dog-$4.00
MMSC-0
TiggerV-$4.90
Sightseek-$47.70 :tro::tro::tro:


Herky can have a 0 too since he missed the smoke signal. This allows him to play in the upcoming races.

Only Floyd and MMSC scored in the LeComte Stakes. Many trophies to both of them!! The rest of us better start using the ouija board (I'm now adding that to the "can use" list).
New totals after 2 races:
Arletta-4.90
Me-4.00
Clyde-4.00
Floyd-8.40
Old Dog-4.00
MMSC-18.00
TiggerV-4.90
Sightseek-47.70
Herky-0


Next race-The Holy Bull 1/29



And thank you for moving the contest back here.

Rileyoriley 01-23-2012 07:40 PM

Clydde has picked Hansen WPS and Hansen for his exacta box horse. Someone is alittle TOO confident.:rolleyes:

Rileyoriley 01-26-2012 05:32 PM

HOLY COW STAKES 1/29 GP

1. Silver Max
2. Consortium
3. My Adonis
4. Hansen (Clyde's Favorite Horsey!!!!)
5. Fort Loudon
6. Algorithms

Rileyoriley 01-26-2012 05:33 PM

Clyde's picks:

Hansen (who else :D) WPS
Algorithms Box Exacta

Sightseek 01-26-2012 07:45 PM

Hansen vs. The Holy Cows!


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