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clyde 09-23-2010 06:26 AM

I think it's time for a happy song by the Allman Brothers:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSLid-0cUcI

clyde 09-23-2010 04:02 PM

Sighty...do you know where my fine poyems regarding Downtown Dollar Billy and him with Eight Belles are?



Only if it's easy....I've tried that search n' find before and get nowhere.

clyde 09-23-2010 04:08 PM

Or anyone in todays huge crowd may answer.

my miss storm cat 09-23-2010 04:12 PM

I'm usually pretty good at this but I just looked and I mean I did look under all of your names... cannot find it. :confused:

clyde 09-23-2010 04:16 PM

Thank you,Gooage.



Sighty's really good at this stuff.

my miss storm cat 09-23-2010 04:18 PM

I hope she finds it. :)

clyde 09-23-2010 04:22 PM

Not to downplay your efforts or efficacy.

Thank you so much.



First girl to find this gets an erotic kiss between the legs.

;)

my miss storm cat 09-23-2010 04:26 PM

What if MaTH finds it? :confused:

... Or Geeker? What then?

Very confused now. :wf :p

clyde 09-23-2010 04:27 PM

Gooey..I said girl!



Unless you are saying.....................are you?

Math 2+2=5 couldn't find his keys!!? How's he going to find this!?

my miss storm cat 09-23-2010 04:30 PM

Yes you did.

Never mind.

I'm a sick person. :D

clyde 09-23-2010 04:32 PM

Baby..this, we know.



:{>::{>::{>::{>:

clyde 09-23-2010 05:29 PM

I can tell when I have pissed off Deb-O-Deb.

It's a gift.






I think it may be the EasyBake new name....so I may have to bag that one .


Anyhoo---- I do like animals a lot..horseys,too.I feel sorry for them.Recalling my first exposure to horsey racing;it was at the Home of the Flying Turns.About 18 degrees.I really felt bad they had to race in such cold.

That's why I like so many girls here.Most , if not all, really have a deep empathyfor them...I think.Not most guys here,though.Most are degenerate gamblers who couldn't care less about the horseys.


I love animals..horseys, little kitty cats,wuffies ( oh..which reminds me---Suffy-poo really hates me now),birdies ,rabbits and so forth.





But, boy can that get carried away...that love affair.




Ever try to take food away from a raccoon?

That's one gig you won't want to do again.

How about getting too close to a does babies?


Oh yes, wonderful God's creatures.



How about a buck in mating season?Ever get too close to one of those horny fucl<ers?

You won't file away that experience for a llllong time.


Or, back to wuffies...ever unwittingly encroach upon their territory? Their masters home grounds they feel responsible to protect even if it means killing the interloper?

There's another cute little animal event that will cost you about 5 years off your life.






I should have stopped with bagging the name EasyBake.

geeker2 09-23-2010 05:51 PM

I like the name debodeb...did you know she had her own channel?


http://www.youtube.com/user/debodeb

Rileyoriley 09-23-2010 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 698826)
I like the name debodeb...did you know she had her own channel?


http://www.youtube.com/user/debodeb

I didn't know I had my own channel!
Morty! Have you been filming me through my window again????:mad:

Rileyoriley 09-23-2010 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698822)
I can tell when I have pissed off Deb-O-Deb.

It's a gift.






I think it may be the EasyBake new name....so I may have to bag that one .


Anyhoo---- I do like animals a lot..horseys,too.I feel sorry for them.Recalling my first exposure to horsey racing;it was at the Home of the Flying Turns.About 18 degrees.I really felt bad they had to race in such cold.

That's why I like so many girls here.Most , if not all, really have a deep empathyfor them...I think.Not most guys here,though.Most are degenerate gamblers who couldn't care less about the horseys.


I love animals..horseys, little kitty cats,wuffies ( oh..which reminds me---Suffy-poo really hates me now),birdies ,rabbits and so forth.





But, boy can that get carried away...that love affair.




Ever try to take food away from a raccoon?

That's one gig you won't want to do again.

How about getting too close to a does babies?


Oh yes, wonderful God's creatures.



How about a buck in mating season?Ever get too close to one of those horny fucl<ers?

You won't file away that experience for a llllong time.


Or, back to wuffies...ever unwittingly encroach upon their territory? Their masters home grounds they feel responsible to protect even if it means killing the interloper?

There's another cute little animal event that will cost you about 5 years off your life.






I should have stopped with bagging the name EasyBake.






You have never succeeded in pissing me off my friend. I had told you a few weeks ago I wouldn't be around much with my daughter home. I swear I'm going to get you post-it notes for Christmas.:{>:

Sightseek 09-23-2010 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698779)
Thank you,Gooage.



Sighty's really good at this stuff.

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...&postcount=364

No kitty kissy though -- I think I would just die of laughter! :D

clyde 09-23-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 698826)
I like the name debodeb...did you know she had her own channel?


http://www.youtube.com/user/debodeb



Thanks Ralphy...this will only cause her to accuse me of something
low and cheap.

clyde 09-23-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 698835)
I didn't know I had my own channel!
Morty! Have you been filming me through my window again????:mad:

So?????

clyde 09-23-2010 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 698838)
You have never succeeded in pissing me off my friend. I had told you a few weeks ago I wouldn't be around much with my daughter home. I swear I'm going to get you post-it notes for Christmas.:{>:

You don't know how the thoughts you make amaze me.


These post-its.....make them temporary tattoos.

Those are harder to miss.

clyde 09-23-2010 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698846)
http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...&postcount=364

No kitty kissy though -- I think I would just die of laughter! :D

Jesus.



Anyways...hey,thanks evah so much!!

Would the one about DDB by himslef be hard to find?

Sightseek 09-23-2010 07:59 PM

http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/sho...8&postcount=37

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:03 PM

I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.

clyde 09-23-2010 08:03 PM

Goddamity,Sighty!!

How do you do it!!??



Really..thanks very much.I should kiss your pus.sy in spite of you;that's how much you deserve it.




Fucl< me!!...how does she do it??


ror!!....Sighty..honest ...Thank you you so very much!!

clyde 09-23-2010 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698859)
I for one, can't believe Stevie hasn't created The Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Reading Room for this very fine work.


eauxh!!!!







You said it,girl!!

kissyklissykissykissy

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698861)
Goddamity,Sighty!!

How do you do it!!??



Really..thanks very much.I should kiss your pus.sy in spite of you;that's how much you deserve it.




Fucl< me!!...how does she do it??


ror!!....Sighty..honest ...Thank you you so very much!!

That's what bud boardies - I mean board buddies are for! :tro:


(Search Tips: Click on the esoteric forum, right hand corner of the blue frame is a search forum feature (not the main search of the full forum, but just the esoteric forum), click on the box, select "show posts" type what you are looking for in the box - ta dah! )

clyde 09-23-2010 08:09 PM

Reason I needed these is I can can now soon complete my fine Epic Poyem Collection.


Am calling it....



...Flakes of Snow.

Yes.

clyde 09-23-2010 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698864)
That's what bud boardies - I mean board buddies are for! :tro:


(Search Tips: Click on the esoteric forum, right hand corner of the blue frame is a search forum feature (not the main search of the full forum, but just the esoteric forum), click on the box, select "show posts" type what you are looking for in the box - ta dah! )


!!





fr&l-a!!!!








And I never knew this!!

You are smarter than Stevie himself!!

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:14 PM

Ah wonder what happened to Late Fires?

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698865)
Reason I needed these is I can can now soon complete my fine Epic Poyem Collection.


Am calling it....



...Flakes of Snow.

Yes.

It's 96 here - I could use some Flakes of Snow.

clyde 09-23-2010 08:21 PM

Oh an excellent question,Sighty.


I have a bad feeling I may have chased him away....my very good friend--and I may have.It was when the American Psycho became firmly entrenched in my noodle.I had run off to my fortress,evpn.There....tree monsters from here came and mocked me....and they deleted my fine work.They would use names suggesting who they were.

The last used the name Late Fires...or so I thought.I misunderstood what he said and later could see it probably really was him.I snapped off a scathing reply to who I thought was a psuedo Late Fires.


I have meant to mention this, but it always slips my noodle.


Maybe if he reads still...he will return.


I really hope I wasn't the cause of his leaving,but I think I was.

clyde 09-23-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698868)
It's 96 here - I could use some Flakes of Snow.

Been record setting hot here today as well.

Rub ice on your feet.


And then stick your head in the ice box.



:)

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698873)
Been record setting hot here today as well.

Rub ice on your feet.


And then stick your head in the ice box.



:)

!!!!

Sightseek 09-23-2010 08:42 PM

I found the post where Scivs told someone to save their money and not bet Jazil in the Belmonts. He didn't hear the music that day.

clyde 09-23-2010 08:44 PM

!


So EasyBake drive by'd.

Gooey phooied.

Sighty-poo is the only worthy earner here.



And what the devil happened to BeefHerkey????

clyde 09-23-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698884)
I found the post where Scivs told someone to save their money and not bet Jazil in the Belmonts. He didn't hear the music that day.

Fine work.



Don't put it all on him,though.I told Drugess to go with Jazil...but nooooOOOOO. He goes with the obvious.

I pronounce it Jah-'zell.....but Jay'-zul, right?

Sightseek 09-23-2010 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698887)
Fine work.



Don't put it all on him,though.I told Drugess to go with Jazil...but nooooOOOOO. He goes with the obvious.

I pronounce it Jah-'zell.....but Jay'-zul, right?

Yes sir, doesn't he make you instantly happy?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XmK...eature=related

clyde 09-23-2010 09:12 PM

I want everyone to start thinking cold...right now.


Think about snow falling ouside your window sill.....of trees wearing snow as Christmas trees wear bulbs.......hear the seasonal music...think about not having any presents---I mean having many presents to open.






Phooey....my subconscious bled through.

I'm not getting any presents this year because no one loves me.

No one even likes me.






I am so sad...just the thought of not one present for me takes me way down.

I have to leave now and cry.










































DaveyPoo-Kins

7027 North Aurora Road

Bainbridge ,Ohio

44202

clyde 09-23-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 698888)
Yes sir, doesn't he make you instantly happy?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XmK...eature=related



excellent!!!!


!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



Thank you ssssssssso much!!




I still like Jah-'Zell....bettah.

geeker2 09-23-2010 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 698891)
I want everyone to start thinking cold...right now.


Think about snow falling ouside your window sill.....of trees wearing snow as Christmas trees wear bulbs.......hear the seasonal music...think about not having any presents---I mean having many presents to open.


DaveyPoo-Kins

7027 North Aurora Road

Bainbridge ,Ohio

44202


You live near a Steak n' Shake ...stop complaining

Sightseek 09-23-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 698895)
You live near a Steak n' Shake ...stop complaining

^^^ ate there after filming outside of Morty's window.


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