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clyde 09-09-2010 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 694000)
I have a VERY pretty business card.



:mad:

clyde 09-09-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 693992)
Ill give you credit Morty, you definitley gave it a valiant try.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-tO...eature=related


What's with your moe Howard haircut???????????????




You wll die before giving thanks for your miserable life.

clyde 09-09-2010 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 693999)



Do ya like ...Phil Collins?

MaTH716 09-09-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694002)
You wll die before giving thanks for your miserable life.

Get a grip.......................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H68oS_7LGiQ

clyde 09-09-2010 11:51 AM

I am going to start killing people in the Padlock later today.

clyde 09-09-2010 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 694004)
Get a grip.......................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H68oS_7LGiQ

Get a funeral.

MaTH716 09-09-2010 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694006)
Get a funeral.

:baby::baby:

clyde 09-09-2010 12:07 PM

Let's play a game,=5.


You be a derelict in an alley and I will come along and give you some money!





Wouldn't that be knife---I mean nice?

MaTH716 09-09-2010 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694010)
Let's play a game,=5.


You be a derelict in an alley and I will come along and give you some money!





Wouldn't that be knife---I mean nice?

I'll play, just as long as you promise not to try to kiss me..................

clyde 09-09-2010 12:09 PM

Sighty..I have done all my rigorous morning excercise after doing all of my morning toilet as well as eating wisely.

She tasted good!


Would you now like to see my dupa?

clyde 09-09-2010 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 694012)
I'll play, just as long as you promise not to try to kiss me..................

You,sir...are a fool.



But then your a Randy groupie....so I understand.

MaTH716 09-09-2010 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694014)
You,sir...are a fool.



But then your a Randy groupie....so I understand.

I might be a fool sir, but at least I am not GAY!

clyde 09-09-2010 12:16 PM

Then why are you and Creeper always yukking it up?

You BOTH are gay!

clyde 09-09-2010 12:16 PM

You are a gay fools.






a-hahahahahahaha

geeker2 09-09-2010 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694021)
Then why are you and Creeper always yukking it up?

You BOTH are gay!

:mad: I had one Yuk my friend!

clyde 09-09-2010 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 694028)
:mad: I had one Yuk my friend!



!

That's one yuk too much.



You are yukked, my friend.

MaTH716 09-09-2010 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694021)
Then why are you and Creeper always yukking it up?

You BOTH are gay!

Yukkin it up like this?
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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 692848)
ROR....

Sorry my good friend... I didn't think Mathy Poo would respond.

But now that you are out of the closet...can I have your Library Card.


I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.

But I digress....






You sir are as gay as the day is long.............

FGFan 09-09-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 693679)
YES!!



And don't you dare forget plenty of gravy with those smashed taters!!

Say..what about Christmas Eve,too?

Will we be Christmas Carolling?

clyde 09-09-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 694039)
Will we be Christmas Carolling?

Yes.



I am going to call you a bit.ch this year.

clyde 09-09-2010 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 694035)
Yukkin it up like this?







You sir are as gay as the day is long.............


I knew an entire police car like you.

clyde 09-09-2010 12:36 PM

Franny...EasyBake doesn't wear your or anyone else's panties anymore.




Did you know that?

MaTH716 09-09-2010 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694041)
I knew an entire police car like you.

I'm sorry, that must be some asian terminology that I'm not familiar with..........................

clyde 09-09-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 694049)
I'm sorry, that must be some asian terminology that I'm not familiar with..........................

The police car didn't know either.



I guess it had a blow out.

clyde 09-09-2010 12:50 PM

Franny...is there a way-----------------------you know?

FGFan 09-09-2010 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694054)
Franny...is there a way-----------------------you know?


No Ah don't know.

clyde 09-09-2010 03:32 PM

i can be in receipt of a boo bee photo ( yours) ....to-stinking- day!!!!

Sightseek 09-09-2010 03:35 PM

Stop yelling ....I have a headache. :(

clyde 09-09-2010 03:44 PM

Oh.




That girl can really frustrate me---she does it on purpose.

Here's an i-net kissy-poo on your head for the ache.




kissykissykissykisssy

MaTH716 09-09-2010 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694115)
Oh.




That girl can really frustrate me---she does it on purpose.

Here's an i-net kissy-poo on your head for the ache.




kissykissykissykisssy

eeewwwwwwwwwww, who knows how many men he's kissed with those lips.

clyde 09-09-2010 04:50 PM

Sayer Maish.....that's you,Math......some of us have it,and some of us don't.



Now you can call me gay until RockTard's money comes home....but I got it.

And you don't.










It's called ....pizazz....and Magnetic attraction...Full metal pud jacket....a way about one....sizzle.....intellect....wow factor....great Sorbet...knowing which button to---do.......and what have you.




You are an ink blot.

I am a crazy person.

I'll tell you what you are.






Simple.

geeker2 09-09-2010 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 694086)
No Ah don't know.

Isn't it nice to have Franny bacl<.
















you too Sighty Poo











DeboDeb?








:{>:

MaTH716 09-09-2010 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694140)
Sayer Maish.....that's you,Math......some of us have it,and some of us don't.



Now you can call me gay until RockTard's money comes home....but I got it.

And you don't.


Herpes?

clyde 09-09-2010 05:33 PM

Thomas ain't here.

MaTH716 09-09-2010 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 694147)
Thomas ain't here.

What does Thomas and his english muffins have to do with this?

clyde 09-09-2010 06:10 PM

Ask Sighty-poo.

clyde 09-09-2010 07:11 PM

We would play baseball with just 2 guys...when things were hard.


The school was brick and about something like four feet from the ground there was this concave cement break in the brick..about 8 inches thick..and then the bricks started again.

What we would do is use a rubber ball. We would chalk in a strike zone on the brick The cement border was out of the strike zone.. The pitcher was to call whether the ball hit the zone.We were on the honor system.

But we all cheated.


The cement border was important because the pitcher couldn't get away with saying it was a high strike because when that ball hit that border...it would go BOING!!...and jump up in the air.


I always brought a bucket of water and made sure the ball was always wet when I batted....it would leave an imprint on the wall as to where it hit.


When I pitched, I took the bucket with me so I could cheat.

Sightseek 09-09-2010 07:12 PM

Thomas is a very bad man.

clyde 09-09-2010 07:17 PM

!



And maybe you are a very bad shopper!

Sightseek 09-09-2010 07:40 PM

Just the kind of occurance I should expect if I'm not in my beloved Whole Foods!

clyde 09-09-2010 07:49 PM

!!




Sighty, really..you are a sick girl.

Get the Amish heretic to go back to the flock.

This,in all probability, would save you.


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