Fine work sir, and I mean the winner not the mustard thing

Morty delivers! :$:

You betcha,Sighty!!




Would like to hear what Mr. Geeker Counter would point out this time.


Well????

Awesome job Clyde.

It was, wasn't it?




Too kind,9:1.

To my f...I mean to all my fans,Stay tuned.More awe inspiring picks are coming.




This is where we keep it real...and give 'em steel.

Entirely too kind as well....DoubleH.

But never slime my fine mustard work.







Never.

don't get me wrong, the mustard thingy alone was a thing of beauty

Much bettah!!



10 4 u:

OOOOOOOOOO

I have found electricians to be the most aloof swine in the construction industry.


For no good reason.


They are as dumb as the day is long.....and phonies.






One "Go fucl< yerself." and they come down several notches....very quickly.

You don't have to tell the same to dry wallers.




They already know that they're fucl<ed.

$50 wps thank you very much






















































Mr Byk

Anytime,Stevie.

OOOOOOO

Am behooved..as many of Stevie's selections seem to be.

I hate people.



Most of them...like 98%.

They bug me and are the source of all evil in this world.




Phooey on humans.

Dumb dogs that go..."duh----wuff!!"....are much less a threat and in fact are known as man's dumbest---I mean best friend,but man doesn't deserve a friend like a wuffy.

Plotting,egotistical,selfish,worshipers of the ostentatious----the race truly makes me vomit....and I harbor no shyness in letting them know what I think of them be it on the i-net or in person.

I have a list of those who will be told to go fucl< themselves tomorrow.



It could be you.





Or you.




And..yes,even you.






I really don't care.




You know what really pounds my drum? When I have maybe gone over the deep end on someone who doesn't get it and then I go Shirley and feel bad and apologize to them......and they get contrite(or "snotty"),then they tell me I am now on ignore in one way or another.

That's what aedingbat did.


Typical human doorknob.













I think I'm going to get darted.

Am too honest.






Groupies I hate the most.


Gosh this is fun!!


But I better stop here.

But I am not through.




Even God said we should ask Him to...." lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from EVIL...amen."






See?

Soon,everyone will have me on ignore.



But I understand as the truth is hard to face.

IGGY?

I have you, franny and debodeb on popup..

some very nice work Clyde












ok...so I am just working on my suckupness

oooooooooo


behooved my fine mr cat....:{>:

The clydesdale seems obsessed with Brownie Points of late..that was a fine horsey.

I think the little man in the blue suit is bored for some reason, I guess all that dust mite herding is taking it's toll on his mind.

Although the frozen one pick was very good....:$:

\


Ten pie-er...no question.


You are in that 2%,by the way.

Little?

You vapid fence post...you.




And it's the man in the GRAY suit.








God.

So there I was...about a day and a half without food or a cigarette.The best part being there was no relief in sight.

It wasn't pretty.


Then,as so many times during The Ordeal,I recalled a letter from Kohl's.I didn't open mail for at least a week after receiving it.To give the short version, I still had an active Kohl's card which hadn't been used for years.This was an about December 23 of last year.God was I excited. Shirley,I thought, they would be selling candy or some form of food...and maybe gift cigarettes or at least cigars.


I jumped in the car and prayed the gauge was lying.


It was.


I got there and ran through that store 12 times,to no avail.I was angry.I stopped a sales woman in bedding and asked her .."Say, don't you have food of some sort in this place?Candy? Anything of the like?" She replied, laughing...'Why,no.We don't.Really...this is Kohl's.That's a silly ques"-----before the old barracuda could finish I smooshed her face and shoved her backwards onto a bedding pile.I apologized for my bad aim and kicked her to make up for it.

I was on my way out, steaming from the jones I had on;knowing it wasn't going to be made well.Then I saw a male salesperson. I started to ask him if they sold smokery of any kind , but noticed his lips beginning to purse as he anticipated my full question and was going to blurb out a typical pursed,liver lipped reply.


So I grabbed a frying pan and klonked him right on his head.


I thanked him...sssssssssso much.



Just before I hit the check outs to exit....I saw it.



A display stand selling gift cards. ....Sherr ( Godzirra own Sherr, don't ya know.) True North gift cards. For those of you who don't know , don't ya know....I can buy gas,cigarettes and food at this rip off priced place.



I grabbed one $25 gift card...then 2...................then ALL of them.

But then I noticed FIFTY dollar gift cards.I grabbed ALL those fucl<os,too.

Boy did I feel happy.





That scam ended,too, after about a week...too embarrassed to say how, but it di-yud.






Wanted to get that quick,but true story in since I did promise to.











And now, knowing I will be shot dead tomorrow.......I leave.



Thank you all --sssssso much,of course.

I am indeed honored to be classified with low-fat milk.


Thank you my friend....

You're low-fat milk, Franny and I are pop-ups, and Morty turned in his famous gray suit for a blue one. We'll never survive the remaining Obama years...........:wf

Least I could do...after all ,how long has it been now?...10,15 years we have been great board buddies,Gary?





Oh.

You're not Gary.







But still...

Gary?

Penelope????:{>: :{>:

Why,yes I.... I mean oh shut up.!

Don't they have to be activated at the check out? :confused:

Well yes...and they were.



Did I lose you somewheres?

I think he lost you at Shirley's

Or maybe Laverne's.

at Hello

right turn clyde

ENTRANCES and EXITS




Eye catcher,ain't it? Should make for an interesting read I would think.Living beings come into your life everyday..new ones.Most are simply "passing through",but some aren't.Some stay around for years,some forever,some for very short periods;but what distinguishes them from the former is they affect you in some way.Could be good and could be bad.

Take Bob&John for instance...both of them. They affected the lives of many of the doorknob viewers out there in a very bad way.

Give Pioneer of Denial some more time and he will destroy more lives.





Really---the main point here concerns humans.
















STEVE!



GODDAMITY!





Thanks to ''insto-blank",I lost the meat of my great thought.

This is bull phooey....2 or 3 minutes of typing and you are logged off and there goes all that work.








Sunnybitch.

cut and paste

!!

NOW you tell me.

very bad!


:mad: