Have you asked the axis today?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGqPzrNypzw

I am a little timid as I just finally got rid of that Aids crap and would hate like hell to get it again.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=lyJWVw6xqY0

Oh my.......that was rather harsh---don't ya think?


And I hate Sammy Haggar.

perhaps...maybe I need some sensitivity training :(

or just listen to somemore Peter Allen ?

Oh it's ok....as long as you are truly sorry.



To tell you the truth about Allen......he sure did have fun doing what he did....and I thought I Go To Rio was just a really great song.


Oh he was a little gay all right.....but he didn't care about showing it and you do have to give him a lot of credit for guts.






But ...BOY!





ror!!

I am reconsidering haunting the ...CAH-SOl...once again.

On a weekend basis...only.




This is to throw Thebby a bone since I told her that her refusal to dart me and my past exits have all added up to a great inner strength and I told her I could now leave on my own and not return.



She cried so much over this I had to strike a compromise.


She told me how much she loved me and couldn't live without me.



































Gosh ...I think I said more than I should have.

I will continue to haunt the ....CAH-SOL....but only in full body apparitions...from here forward.




when it's Midnight at the....CAH-SOL
take my zebra to bed
UPS!!...i mean shadows paintin' our faces
traces of romance in our heads
heaven's holdin' a half-moon
shinin' just for us
let's slip off to a sand dune, real soon
and kick up a little dust
come on, franny is my friend
she'll point out the way
till the evenin' ends
Till the evenin' ends
franny,you don't have to answer
there's no need to speak
come on and be my belly dancer, prancer
please let me wet my beak

i know you have a great..SUN-TAN
i'm sure it's known to all
and in that BI-KIN-I, OUI-OUI!
ya knock me against the wall!
but you won't need no bikini, honey
when i'm by your side
and you won't need no boa,uh-uh
when I take you for a ride
come on, the..CAH-SOL.. is our friend
he'll point out the way
come on, till the evenin' ends
till the evenin' ends
midnight at the...CAH-SOL
take my zebra to bed
there i go again
i mean
got shadows paintin' our faces
and traces of romance in our heads

Maria Grazia Rosa Domenica D'Amato :{>:

I know...I use to think she was Hispanic.









Franny...why you do this to me,Franny?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM4WLwa-rIw

ROR !!!!!


FR&L-A!!!!!!! (Ireallylikethatone)




!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Well Morty if you were to just vaporize the basement rooms would be like...


Midsummer's nite dream without Puck


or Edward Scissorhands without the scissors


or the Looking Glass without the Mad Hatter
or maybe the catapillar,
or actually the cheshire cat
or possibly the Queen of Heart..off with their heads
well actually maybe all the alice characters except Alice or the Wabbit.

it would be like Gilligan's Island without Gilligan

or the Franklin CAH-SOL without a Ghost

Ya know what ah mean?

You've changed your cat again......:zz:
Is it related to the cheshire cat?
Is that your cat?

FrangipaniFranny...ah love yo azz.



( Special thanks to the editor here.....;) )

I have reassembled EveryLittleBitHurts.

I hope you all enjoy it.


I call it......EveryLittleBitHurts









ah loves when franny lirts
ah loves when franny flirts..

Every night I lie,
every night I eat pie,
every night I wonder why
i lie and eat pie,
won't you have some with me


dahdahdah....dah dah

ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts..

you say love me so,
and ah know you aint no ho,
i sniff the air,know you are there
the frangipani is so dandy,
your in the air.
how you haunt me franny
sing to me my grammy.


dahdahdah...dahdahdah..dahdah


Oh, come back to flirt,
baby with me,
I can give you everything even desert,
if you will rule en ze hay..with me.

ah loves when franny lirts
ah loves when franny lirts

you have pretty legs in short skirts,
don't ever go and leave me so,
yes you know i'm a dough-dough.


dahdahdah...dah dah

Oh, come back to flirt,
baby with me,
I can give you everything even desert,
if you will rule en ze hay..with me.

ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts
ah loves when franny flirts



dah dah... dah dah

She is persian and yes she is my cat.:)

I found this......CAH-SOL....worthy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDPag...eature=related

Ya jist cain't git anuff a this one...know what ahm sayin'?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsAx...eature=related

Good Stuff! Duane..would you like a Freestone or a Clingstone?

Now yer talkin'........as good as they went on to be( and already wear)..one can only imagine how good they would have been if Duane had only taken a few motorcycle lessons.

No joke...I'm serious.



But I didn't have any either.......and that's exactly why I got rid of mine a few years ago.

You idiots out there---if you enjoy scaring yourself to death on a bike.....give it up.






The BIG SCARE is just around the next curve.

Use to just listen and listen to all the Allman Brother early albums....

I took a spill in the high school parking lot on the back of my friends 450 Honda..nothing broken..but cut up from the gravel.

Never again! that was only 35+ years ago...holy sh*t 35 years:zz:

The one they did in around '94 or so was pretty close to all their early stuff.





A HONDA!!?


It deserved to be dumped.

I have summoned up the ghost of the Elvis Presley...so that he may sing this song I wrote for the Frangipani Franny:





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H5WZ1q1lZA

She is very lucky to have someone like you courting her :{>: ...even though you used a dead bloated drug addict in the process....well done!

this might seal the deal..http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpXXTGqVLcw

Thank you ..so much.

Is the castle safe again? I mean other than ghosts of course.

SO BIG BROTHER IS HELPING YOU........
I BET YOU PAY SOME CASH FOR IT...

BY THE WAY...........

HOW ABOUT A PURPLE RIBBON?
DOOGY.

That would be a negative. We may need to get an exterminator.

:o

I would like to not apologize for my actions last night.


Also...if it was all darted then why isn't the The Red Fucl<Sticks latest embarrassment still here?

Fucl< that dildo man.

I don't think I've ever seen a creature as irritating as he is.Fucl< him and his red letter days of nincompoopism.He can fucl< up the ....CAH-SOL... a much as his little fucl<face wants to because I'm not hanging around to watch it.



Did I mention he is also a fucl<in' coke so-care?

I'll put it this way....JarFucl<er is the most obnoxious ca-ca head I have ever run into.

Yes.That includes BentMahPud and 2hot4Greta.

In fact,in comparison , I actually like those dumb azzes.



So fucl< him and his limited paint set.

And like I don't know the nightwatchwoman wasn't Thebby.

You have no guts,Thebby. You dart a few posts and that's it. I propose you do not have the guts to dart me.

In fact I know it was your weakness to an avalanche of nimrod complaints about me that made you do this thing. You have always been very whimsical as well as paranoid to the masses around here.


Go ahead ,Thebby.....be the puppet of the village idiots.

Yes..be a sissy.

If I were you I would loose the "Top Predator" thing....it's embarrassing. You are nothing more than a pawn of the bourgeois pigs.


You probably even date fucl<face.

Well where's Rudolph The Red Dicked Kangero?

Another prize from the downunder fools...the bottomfeeders.


What a joke. All of a sudden there's about 5 of them here---they're all the same fucl<face.

They took the worst of each made JarFucl<er.

How about a nice hand for the suit?

Maybe it's time for another Suffspoon...I mean folk....Girl vacay photo spread.



That is unless GenuineCrazyLady doesn't post her next whistlestop gig first.

How about some words of imbeciledom from Sling Snorious?

Where's the fan favorite---Poison Sumac?


Isn't Mirage his buddy?

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