I hope hossy's boyfriend doesn't find out about his girlfriend....or the HO.

" I think some posters may find their behinds banned from here and restricted to GenPop."

"My Breeders Cup Weekend: one suit, one sock, no tissues"

I'm thinking of getting banned....anyone know how?

I just got back from Monmouth Park and boy do I look like a douchebag."

I just got the strangest phone call.

"I had a sleepover with Balletto and when I woke up my ass was sore. What am I to do?"

I saw a disturbing webcam show....I think it was PP

"I was told Balletto is actually Sean Salisbury. I'm depressed and hurting."

"Which 2 horses should I box for the Superfecta?"

"Hoof Hearted?"

I have a new text message....should I open it?

"I just got a text message that was cute as a button."

"Patrick Bancone...kep you're hed up ************. Me lieks!" - sumitas

all depends on your POV.

that tout sheet i bought at the track said bet the four. the four lost, i want a refund!

"Get your kleenex ready....... the real reason why Todd Pletcher has no balls"

"The BC Committee deserves our praise. Good job."

"I forgot my about my fine AD analysis show.I cannot leave and not do this thing....my fans would be happy...I mean disappointed.I will also be flashing my fine POV from time to time....but I digress.........my thread title question is.....




.........If You Live Near Me I would Like To Possibly Share The Cost Of Making A Pick 6 Thing.I Have My Quarters Saved And Would Like To increase My Chances Of Winning These Monies Involved....Also.......What Are Some of Your Strategies Regarding Wheeling The Field ( What is a field ?) In A Superfectanater??

( What does Wheeling Mean? What is a Superfectanater? Where Do I Live???)

"What is all of this talk of coming off the turf? Are the horses in gangs?"

"I would like to know why they allow hangers in the stretch."

"All the talk about pinheads and I didn't find a single one on the ground"

"Why are some horses closers? Does this mean they are gay?"

" How can I tell where the finish line is?"

"A bunch of people were screaming to get up and I did. Nothing happened."

"Why does everyone curse and threaten to kill jockeys,horseys and trainers after every race?"

"Who is the guy with the deviated septum that says "And away they go?" Is that you, God?"

"I didn't know so many jockeys fornicated with their mothers. Why is that?"

"How can I bet off track if no horseys are there?"

My BC Vacay Photos - from the Shoooore!

"I was relieved to find out stiffin' a horse was not what I thought it was."

"Can someone tell me why you would bet your gut????"

"There was a guy in the restroom eating his own feces. Kept muttering..I'm Freddy!! Give me mo'!"

"Why does everyone scream at me when I explain what I want to do at the window? Horsey betters are very bad people."