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Payson Dave 08-07-2007 06:00 PM

I know you discuss racing at times...not suggesting in any way that you don't...rather suggesting that getting the thread moved to the general population might get you moved with it...

Mortimer 08-07-2007 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I see you left home again Morty. I am not happy. And Thebby has been threatening me. May I tell her about us being predators? That we don't chew our prey, yadda yadda.



ror!




FOD is too serious for me.

What I mean to say is I am not good enough.

That's more like it.






That was so funny what you said....but that doesn't work on her.

Nothing works on her!

Mortimer 08-07-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I know you discuss racing at times...not suggesting in any way that you don't...rather suggesting that getting the thread moved to the general population might get you moved with it...


Oh no...I never took it as a slam at all.

The thing I don't follow is how will it get moved if I'm still in it?


I don't know....is Steve that dumb?

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
The thing I don't follow is how will it get moved if I'm still in it?

We can claim that you are even more newer and improved....and this way no one will even notice that you got sprung

Mortimer 08-07-2007 06:09 PM

I have even a better idea ....that you have made me hatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Too kind ,Dave!!


I'll let you know if it works.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 06:15 PM

The thing is I feel squished in this little spot.



And I think people are sliming me in the places I can't go....so that's all...better not to be here at all.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 06:18 PM

Well I gotta go.....we'll see if my idea flies.

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands


And I think people are sliming me in the places I can't go....l.

no have not seen any of that...your board buds and thebby and debodeb would of had to kill em an move on

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
Well I gotta go......


#1 or #2


Quote:

Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands
...we'll see if my idea flies.

good luck

Mortimer 08-07-2007 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
no have not seen any of that...your board buds and thebby and debodeb would of had to kill em an move on





I am so behooved.

I do not deserve this.




And it was NEITHER!...ror!




I had to munch..I was bungy.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 08:40 PM

Well Dave...there's another bright idea you gave me.

paisjpq 08-07-2007 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by CityLights
Well Dave...there's another bright idea you gave me.

one dave to another....never works.

paisjpq 08-07-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I see you left home again Morty. I am not happy. And Thebby has been threatening me. May I tell her about us being predators? That we don't chew our prey, yadda yadda.

just saw this.....your lies can only get you in trouble hossy.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
one dave to another....never works.


Oh good thinking.


I forgot Dave's cancel out each other.

paisjpq 08-07-2007 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
You don't scare me.

we'll see about that.

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 09:08 PM

Is there a popcorn stand open at this time a night

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Is there a popcorn stand open at this time a night

!!!





You don't scare me none.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:10 PM

Thanks again ,Dave...now my name changes every 5 minutes....and I'm still squished!

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 09:11 PM

I take it that your idea crashed and burned

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:12 PM

Ignore this one.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:13 PM

MY idea!?



ROR!




Boy did it.


Let's face it....I'm here forever unless I leave.






That was brilliant.

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 09:16 PM

My idea was to talk racing and get the thread moved to the padock room and then have you slide in as part of the move...I'm telling ya with thebbys help we coulda pulled it off

Mortimer 08-07-2007 09:20 PM

So you can get me into another fine mess???







NO!

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 09:23 PM

DeboDeb is waiting for ya over in the padock

Payson Dave 08-07-2007 09:27 PM

I'm sure that Cajun can't wait to see you back in the general population either

Hickory Hill Hoff 08-07-2007 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
So you can get me into another fine mess???







NO!


............Waiting for your Spa debut. ;)

SniperSB23 08-07-2007 09:39 PM

Portlyleatherpants has been replaced by Bore-me-more. A fine Fuc|< you to you sir on the name change.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Hickory Hill Hoff
............Waiting for your Spa debut. ;)

Oh I will be there to kick ass.....you know it.





;)

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Portlyleatherpants has been replaced by Bore-me-more. A fine Fuc|< you to you sir on the name change.


Diaper....what can I say?





I would think go fucl< yourself fits well here.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I'm sure that Cajun can't wait to see you back in the general population either


It doesn't look as though I will make it back there.




It's too bad she has to suffer...aye?

Coach Pants 08-07-2007 10:14 PM

I'm pregnant.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I'm pregnant.


That went over my head.


Please explain to this simple minded dweeb.

SniperSB23 08-07-2007 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Diaper....what can I say?





I would think go fucl< yourself fits well here.

Aye, it does, thank you for that Sir Bore-Me-More

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SniperSB23
Aye, it does, thank you for that Sir Bore-Me-More


Mighyt white of you.






I still think you look like an Amish heretic...but that's just me.

Coach Pants 08-07-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
That went over my head.


Please explain to this simple minded dweeb.

I got drunk and knocked up in the craigslist...err get-togethers subforum. What can I say...I'm easy.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
I got drunk and knocked up in the craigslist...err get-togethers subforum. What can I say...I'm easy.

!!


You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.

Mortimer 08-07-2007 10:25 PM

OK...that will do it for todays exciting broadcast.






Unless I forgot something.

Coach Pants 08-07-2007 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
!!


You must have went to the CajunHO School of ..oh I don't know....school of something.

School? Pfffffffffff efffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fttttt! I haven't the time for that! Besides, who would take care of my crypt and my spiders Cobby and Webby?


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