DUDE, not only do you have crappy manners, you didn't say not to print it.

Don't consider me the dumbass. You're not looking like a damn MENSA candidate yourself bud.

Well DEWD........



...when you can explain the effective difference between show and tell I will get rid of this evidence I just planted on you.





And I AM a member of MENSA..... you simple minded pezzmite.



I excell at two cars leaving in opposite directions.

You're tiring me, and it's still early. You need another gig. Better yet, a BBD.

I may check back in later when you're on the improv.

Gee.







A voice of disapproval.


How shall I live?

Life





to





its




fullest!!!




This is cool!!!:D

You speak the language.


Excellent.

Yes, I was once told





"I'll play your silly games"





and to that I said,















I will play too Silly!!!

Do not mock me.





'cause then ah won't like ya.

I'm thinking of a number.



now what?

MOCK....






Yeah...







ING...






Yeah...








BIRD...















YEAH!!!

You're a crazy person.





Scram.

DELIGHTFUL THEBANY!!



Now double it...and add 8....let me know when done.

done

!!



You're GOOD!





Now divide by 2....and subtract your original number which I hope you did not forget.

Let me know...but do not give your answer.

done

Swell.


Your answer is done....I mean 4.

FUN:D

You betcha!!





I am not use to working with someone who kin sy-fer....as you may have noticed.

Congratulations....you've been inducted to the Hall of "Real Men of Genius"...

Detective Morty couldnt get laid in a womens penitentiary with a handful of pardons..

we on the bomb squad have to be good at something.

did ya sleep well...someone tell you a bedtime story?

Carla is not going to appreciate that.

gotcha...although I meant nothing untoward.

No, but Morty did.

It's OK.....we are all jealous of Morte'.

Tell that new meat swine not to bet on it.





Thank you...I did.


And ...no...I stuck her in the laundry room all night.







Thebby....that answer is more than you think.



Do this today at the Big A:




Take 4 atb in the 4th.



Take 4 to win in the 6th.



4 w/p in the 8th.









You'll be happy you did.

ror!!

I love THEME DAYS!!

Ma'am...they're ZODIAC CIPHERS....





...ZODIAC CIPHERS.

sorry I forgot...
but I can't bet CS with BTW's $$

Morty's three fours add up to very little.


You will have to better than that on my turf.



Anyone at Beulah today?

is the sun shining at Beulah?

Oh geez...




....GOO-FOO!

Get outta heah you!!








rule-eng un ze flour!!!

Thebby;



I looked at Andrews picks for A today ....my spies on the window ledge report them to me.









Bet those 4's SMARTLY!

$400 ok?

WHAT!!?





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




r u NUTS!!?












Please .......ratchet it down a notch or two.




You pay two dollah.....



....me love you long time.




UPS!!!



I mean you do fine.

don't worry hon...I would NEVER bet 400 on someone else's pick...not even yours.

but since you gave me a scratch w/ a 3rd ...not sure I should send it all in just yet...we have hardly known each other long enough for you to give me a winna

I told you I didn't like ya at that time..





...but now ah do.