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La Derby:
Mr Z International Star Keen Ice Fl. Derby:Materiality The "Don't Buy" Races" Mile-Quadrivium Gold cup-Bathyrhon UAE-Sir Fever Sprint-Farmah Shaheen-Cool Cowboy Turf-Solow-WON! Sheema Classic-Harp Star WC-Long River |
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My Don't Buy Selections:
Mile: Surfer Gold Cup: Brown Panther Derby: Golden Barows Sprint: Sole Power Shaheen: Super Jockey Turf: THE GREY GATSBY :{>: Sheema: Harp Star World Cup: Lea (Go Aluminum Go!) Louisiana Derby: Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy Florida Derby: Upstart :{>: Fair Ground Oaks: I'M A CHATTERBOX |
Another from Morty :{>:
================================================== ======== The D.O.D. thinks of me even when she sees a license plate. She's hooked. And ,why do I not see a throbbing heart next to the winner of the LA Derby??.....hmmm?? And now----CLYDEFORM!! analyzes the DON'T BUY ARID UNDERARM WORLD CUP: 1.... PRINTH BISHOP Uh----no. Crinkle.... trash can 2.... MOS' HONO-BURR HOKKO TARUMAE Own by owna of Sherr Oir----Godzirra. But Godzirra is dumb hosey owna!!!! NO! Crinkle.... trash can 3....PARAFFIN STORY He's going to get his dupa waxed. Crinkle.... trash can 4.... ASKANCE He looks----odd,doesn't he? I think he be a non keepah. Crinkle.... trash can 5....PRINTHETH LEA O-VER-RATE-ED!!!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! 6.... CANDY BOY Yet another flamer in the sand. nyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!! thud 7.... SHO'T RIDE ON LONG RIVA Another camel deal gone south. Crinkle.... trash can 8.... EPIPHANEIA Yew KNOW it!! KEEPAH! 9.... CALIFORNIA ALUMINUM I sniff second place. EPIPHANEIA to win. C.A. as exact buddy. |
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I like Lady Lara in the Honey Fox. What a fun race. |
Only won on Solow and only picked him because of Freddie Head.:p
Love Dubai Cup Day but never bet much (first time today-bet and lost $8). Didn't bet Solow of course! Fun to watch though. Betting the LA Derby and that's it for me today. |
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Too bad none of the ADW's would take my monopoly money. I'm having the best handicapping day I've had in a long time. :o
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A message from Our Dear Leader:
================================================ Horsey Fans....if you did not have California Aluminum to place,Materiality to win and Mortimer Dex----phooey.I meant : and International Star to win,well then you might be stupid.Because if you do not subscribe to the world's leading edge giver(CLYDEFORM!!),you are getting hosed. Know who else is getting hosed?California Aluminum.Again, the brains behind that outfit is not allowed to use them.The two "owners" ( and in this case, they are owners in every sense of the word) are the ones making these boneheaded decisions.I'll be amazed if they don't enter him into harness racing's triple crown.Didn't The Walrus declare CA's Belmont opponents as cowards and cheaters? What does he think he himself is? A hint is ,below cowards and cheaters. By the by;am surprised Lease A Mower Otis hasn't bought into CA to this time. Maybe he's busy in a International Blade Sharpening Shops Manager search. He should hire Dummy Jones. Anyhoo.....the latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Fried Five: 1....FarFromOver 2....International Star 3....Conquest Typhoon 4....ProspectPark 5....MadeFromLucky 6....Frammento The latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Tokes Five: 1....Light The City 2....Forever Unbridled 3....ByThe Moon 4....EskenForMoney 5....DianneStillWorks In other racing news,DaffyDanny is said to be filing for divorce against her chubby hubby forefinger----Tony.Rumored to be doing the same to her unemployed actor disaster husband is Genuine Crazy Lady. Time to strike The Thinker pose and sound,"Hmmmm...." Close eyes,be hypnotized: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLVYEUb8vU Ever get dem nuclear reactor blues? Boy I do.Yoy....unfun.BUT....my driving hero force overcame this assault upon my fine body and I was able to save the virginity of a fair maiden.This is like a big deal,right? Shore it is.I've also found peanut buttah cookies made by Girl Scouts to be a good aphrodisiac. WHOA! No,no,no,no,no----I meant a good antidote;to the nuclear reactor blues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDIQ7Otf1mw Ever see Dream House? That was a good ghost movie,but more "who dun it" and love story than ghost story.It sucked me in.Much like e-baboons doesn't.There's a major revolt brewing over there.Someone is not making pay offs.I'm not saying it's Grindrock;just thayin'. It's about 3 PM eastern right now. Do you know where your money is???? Book review time!! Snarf! No it's not! Haven't read them yet , but only I would check out "Plato At The Googleplex" and "Trespassing On Einstein's Lawn"....and then read them both concurrently.Not the greatest idea I ever had.But they do look like fun and I will have my fine reviews out for you on both in about 22 years. Was I right about our Prez;or what? You know, the American Pharaoh.If he doesn't walk and look and act like an Egyptian,then who does?The fact that the Twins of Deceit(GCL and DD) like him is enough for me to not.It's not the meat,it's the motion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuhja7y4TM Save a cherry;eat a cherry.I think that's the way it should be.No? It all started with a simple strawberry. Do you enjoy tantalizing fruit? Especially when it's forbidden? Boy I do.The Kentucky Derby is but weeks away.It's that day after the first Friday in May.....remember?If we are honest, none of us have the vaguest idea as to the winner. But CLYDEFORM!! know. =;> Get your lifetime subscription----now.Ringy Dingy SightyPooKins and click it in there! I keep trying to donate my body to medical science,but they keep insisting it be dead.Maybe that's why medical science is the guessing game that it is.I mean, you know....if they were trying to bring dead bodies back to life then I could see why they would want dead bodies to study.But since they are trying to mend live bodies-----would one not want to study----live bodies? Try to do mankind a favor.God. Let us close with an old fave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Rn3kTuW0Q Oh! Deb-O-Deb....lllloved your Unicorns, Anteaters, and Elephants.Almost, not quite,as good as zebras,amoebas and archipelagos. |
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Anyhoo.....the latest CLYDEFORM!! Kentucky Fried Five:
1....FarFromOver 2....International Star 3....Conquest Typhoon 4....ProspectPark 5....MadeFromLucky 6....Frammento I agree with your top 2 plus Prospect Park. Will add Bolo and Keen Ice. How did 6 horses get in your top 5?????:zz: |
From Morty :{>:
================================================== ===================== Ladies and Gentlemen and members of NerdyTrail:CLYDEFORM!! is mighty goddamitty proud to provide UNMATCHED A#1 fine analysis of the TH running of the RADIOACTIVE WOODY MEMORIAL: But first,I am issuing a HAZARDOUS POST WARNING!! DO NOT read this Genuinely Daffy Danny post in the Padlock.... "the pearl clutching being exhibited about this decision is ridiculous. how many of the people up in arms over CC going to england were critics of zenyatta not shipping? how many saying he shouldn't run on turf were the same people saying wise dan needs to run on dirt? how often do people complain that the best duck the best? now we have a horse about to potentially square off against some of the best turfers in the world-and that's wrong? please, people, be consistent. make up your minds." I never thought I would hope she goes back to:"I agree with everything you said." In fact, do not read that Chrome to England thread....period.The only good posts in there are Arletta straightening out the troubled I Taste Funny; and Sighty's "thud." And now! Ladies and Gentlemen and members of NerdyTrail;CLYDEFORM!! is mighty goddamitty proud to provide UNMATCHED A#1 fine analysis of the th running of the RADIOACTIVE WOODY MEMORIAL: 1....TIZ LEA What is going on here!? Tiz NOT! Crinkle.... trash can 2....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7KK7bXJV2c HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! Crinkle.... trash can 3....LIGHT BIRD Still paranoid. Crinkle.... trash can 4....FROSTED TIP KEEPAH! 5....EL KABOOM Sickening. Crinkle.... trash can 6....DUSTDEVIL KEEPAH! 7....TENCENTAH A bargain ride! Why not? KEEPAH! 1....DUSTDEVIL 2....FROSTED TIP 3....TENCENTAH |
Doesn't Frammento sound like a horsey who should be doing Mint Mentos commercials??
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From Morty :{>:
================================================== ===== Fine work,SightyPoo....as the Director of Marketing for CLYDEFORM!! I do have a suggestion.I like the idea of selling lifetime subscriptions.You tickle it by promising a nikkidie photo of you for each and every lifetime purchase----and we are on Most Easy Street. And I do like your name game for Frammento. Debbie-O-Debbie: If you will look back before the K-Fried Five you quoted;you will see there were 7 horsey's in the top 5.I dropped War Story out.That is how 6 horsey's made the top five. And NOW! CLYDEFORM'S!! fine analysis of the PURPLEGANJA HORSEY RACE!! 1....BLECH BLECH BLECH AGAIN!!?? BLECH!!!! Crinkle... trash can 2.... Can't type it....makes me vomit. NO! Crinkle.... trash can 3....PEPPER ROANI ....hmm,sounds like a South American stripper......has a South American stripper ever won the PurpleGanja?..... smoked it -yes won it-no Crinkle.... trash can 4....UNRIVALED KEEPAH! 5....CARP Pletcher totes another big fish in from Florida. Almost as much fun as a Dave Schwontz interview. Crinkle.... trash can 6....FRA MINT MENTO Al those commercial rehearsals are going to pay off. Click 'er in there Nicky! KEEPAH!! 7....CLASSY CLASS Oh God do I hate this name! Get RID of him! whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!!!!!!!! 8....DAFFY DANNY MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!!!! nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!! thud E-box Fra Mint Mento,Unrivaled and Carp |
Another from Morty :{>:
================================================== ======== CLYDEFORM!! performs the finite element analysis of the SANTA ANITA HIGH GRADE HAPPICANDY: 1....DUODENUM A baffert horsey. I despise baffert. Not the horsey. Crinkle.... trash can 2.... See above Crinkle.... trash can 3....TOSS CROSS THE LINE Good idea. Crinkle.... trash can 4....BOLO Interesting horsey. My breeding expert found this guy has an ancestor in his blood lines who traveled the whole world;an indefatigable land gobbler. That ancestor happens to be Marco Bolo. So keepah!! 5....PROSPECT PARK !!OOOOOOOOOO!! KEEPAH! 6.... Forgot the name.....and yer what have you. Crinkle.... trash can What an exciting race. Anyways.... 1....Prospect Park 2....Bolo |
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