I have a real treat for you all.


Andy has come back to make up for his early exit last time.Besides Andy Serling...Randy Sterling is also here!!






Andy..thanks for coming back.Where is Randy?

God.

What?????

Morty..I told you. I am Andy Serling.I lied about changing my name from Randy Sterling. Did that just to make the transission easier for you.There never was any Randy Sterling.

Oh my God.

Sorry.

Oh my God!

Morty..take it easy. It's not that big a deal.

Oh boy.This is a tough one,but OK. ..will try to forge ahead.So......Andy. What do you do now?

Huh?

Well the ST wizz bang is over.So,what do you do now?

I go to the big city and continue the NYRA gig back there! ( Is it me?)

Uh-huh. ...and you have been doing that for a while?

Yes.

OK...let's get off that. Is Andy Beyer your uncle?


Of course not.

Well it's kind of out there.

No..it's not.

All right..touchy issue. What's the weather forecast for tomorrow in NYC?

You are making me sorry I came back.

All right, you don't like that subject either.Why do you allow RockTard to use your image.


Because I like me.

But RockTard's a fool.

I still like me.

What if Stevie Byk started using your image as his avytar?

Then he would have to be destroyed.

I see.Who is your pick o' the day at Yippy Downs today?

I like LosingMoney...I mean SpendingTime in the fourth.

Me too!!

I'm leaving.




HEY!!..Randy!!......Not again!!








Phooey.

Am I one sick fuc* for thinking this was funny?

Sorry!

Someone sent me this... I hadn't seen it before and this reminded me of it.

Nice song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oZa38GVD4w

Please don't sprint in a stampede fashion for the exits,SportyFans.....try to empty in a quick but orderly manner.

I went to Kroger today.

Sighty: Excuse me, where is the hummus?

Store Clerk: Thomas?



Sighty: No, hummus



Store Clerk: Sorry no Thomases




Sighty: I said hummus!



Store Clerk: Oh! You mean Thomas the Manager








Sighty: THUD!

ror!!








rule-eng en leff-eng!!

Mr. Bucket looks like a male sex toy...:p

I,too, laughed at Geeker's erection kit (but not at you Geek).:D

I had an Easy Bake oven until my brother cooked his goldfish in it.

..and most of all...NO EASY BAKE OVEN DISATSERS!!.....

I was a big fan of plastic goop, you are all creeple people

I had a Slinky...but since we didn't have any stairs..I would just sit and look at it.

^^^^ Has a life like girl doll ;shipped in an unmarked crate.

You get the idea.

Still has no stairs.

I do have Bathmophobia.....

^^^^ Nicknamed doll "slinky."

^^^^^^

Nicknamed Freezer "Mommie Dearest"

^^^^ Went on Merry-Go-Round one time around ....had immediate deja vu attack.

Time for some quality childhood memories.






I'm skipping to my 2nd last year on Way Ave. It was like...1959....would have been about 11.

Picture this;a cold ,dark,gray,snowy day in Cleveland.Late December near Christmas.It's 4 PM....no one to play with.So I take my football and go to the schoolyard.I'm pretending to be Jim Brown,Bobby Mitchell and Ray Renfro.

No..not all at he same time.


First,I would be Mitchell and return a kick off 103 yards.

Then I would be Brown,plowing through a whole aand evading lb's ...only to be pulled down from behind at the ankles after a 44 yard gain.Getting tackled in the snow was fun. I'd kick the pig who tackled me and then go back to the huddle...slowly and mockingly---like Brown did.

Then I would be Renfro....blazing by corners and making a great leaping catch....and falling to the snow with the corner all over me.62 yard gainer. Would spit on the corner as I got up.



Keep in mind I am also announcing the play by play as I do all this.


"Pitch to Brown, sweeping left end...Hickerson wipes out a linebacker!...Brown's to the 30,35,40,45..look at that mothah fucl<ah go!!...50.....40....30.....20....10.....touchdown! !!!"



Ah wuz good!!




Then..about the middle of the 3rd quarter I see it.


The homes that rimmed the schoolyard as if they were always watching what was going on inside that schoolyard-------well they were!!

People in windows, standing in driveways....cheering; "Heah we go Brownies, HEAH WE GO!!"




Eauxh MINE GOT!!

Said I!!

I was very shy.




So embarrassed in looking like a complete nincompoop----I ran home.


It would be 6 weeks before I did this again.


Only this time I made dem shoo it was 6PM....in the night---when it's dark.

Isn't that every day in Cleveland?

Trying to be a rain cloud over my pararde?

You can't.



We here in Cleveland enjoy all 4 seasons to their fullest.One can freeze half to death in their basement,one can be basking in sun on the driveway, one can cruise Old River Road and be dazzled by the color symphony the trees play....and of course---we have spring.

More fucl<ing goes on here in spring that it does in Sara'sToga in late summer.





Happy?

Eh.......................