!!!!



But really..dress properly next time;Printheth Chlorene is livid,Franny outraged , Sufspoon --I mean fork,is green eyed,KGB pop eyed, HandHeld10 is flogging the dolphin...and who knows what Geeker Counter is up to.

I will do this thing before the race starts.

Great idea.

Oooh can we? :D

Hi Morty.

O Morty my Morty! Rise up and hear the bells.
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills
For you win tickets and ribboned wreaths—for you the paddock a-crowding
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager horsies turning for home
Here Captain! Dear Morty!
These lilacs beneath your bed
It is some dream that in the Padlock
You’ve fallen on your head. :p

(Who is HandHeld 10?)

Which half ??

Oh my God.

( Jackass RockSoft.)

Great question.



Shoot some ants.

And so they didn't believe me when I told them I could go into any town int he country,flat broke..and in one week get a job as the lead man in a Dust Control Team; and within 6 months buy the entire city.

Well the first part has been completed and in right ricky-ticky time.I already have sand blasted the entire Dust Inspection Team,made up primarily of gestapo type wannabe's.


Laugh now you frenzied group of psychosomatic wildebeests.

Crazed Zen-Yadayada Fans continue to festoon the Santa Anita asphalt runway.

Another big crowd tonight.

Hi! :)

The wildebeasts have left the building ...

Must be that dustbuster ...

Only the mighty mite remains ...

There is no moon, the half and half is fresh, and there is a mons soon ...

What do you expect ?

And you thought your ant shooting skills would go unnoticed.:tro:

El Aloha-O!!

Loved the Mons Soon thing.

I gave you a 9.5 overall.

Thank you sssssso very much.

I am waiting for the Beyer ...

Well you have a looong wait.


That's what everyone here who isn't Poached Ants says after almost every race.Like they need evidence.It's become the in thing to do...I guess.

''SQUAWK!!..what'sthebeyers?what'sthebeyers?"





Give me A break already.


And I know you were kidding...but still.








just thayin'









as you know

Anyone else?

Must be bed their pastime ...

Just the faux pas de deux of us ...

Oh boy.




Really,do you mind?

Ah wonder if Oinkman is still is planning my death? Gosh he takes insults to heart,don't he?


I have noticed a new yet really awful collection of posters.They have to be alien creatures or perhaps highly intelligent wildebeests.Plus they are one corny gaggle of money burners.Really,I think most come from No Advantage under new names.

Thank goodness I have returned to tune up the ol' IQ around here.

Do ya thank Oinkman would enjoy Huey Lewis and the News? Ah do.

Does Mouth Eats Glove have a closet full of blow up dolls?



r u kidding me?

Does Stevie Hasbeen copy off Andy Sterling? Know what ahm thayin'??

But which one is Mike Warren?




I think I know.I have given a "tacit" answer to that one...ya might say.







Hey....my plunge into the depths of the dark side may have ended.God I hopes so.

But I do think so.The bouts with freezing and hunger seem to be over....and those were the good days.I realize my legion of fans need more from me and I will try to deliver although my time is fleeting.


Latah,dahlings.

kiss-kiss....hug-hug