[quote=Mortimer]
I meant the "not heard" part.

[quote=Rileyoriley]

Oh.
















I will give you heard in exchange for touching.

Anywhere we please.

Probably a bad idea.

[quote=Mortimer]
Oh, so women should be seen, heard and touched? I'm assuming you don't mean "alittle touched in the head"?

[quote=Rileyoriley]
Interesting response.





Take a look at this ink blot:




:p




What does this mean to you?

[quote=Mortimer]
I thought ink blots were supposed to be black??? Pink works for me though.

Ok, I see a doped-up, pink bunny rabbit. What does that tell you doctor???

[quote=Rileyoriley]




Oh boy.



You are in desperate need of an immediate and complete physical examination.

You're also very lucky as I am a qualified medical doctor as well.

[quote=Mortimer]
I'll need to see your degree of course.

[quote=Rileyoriley]


Yes....of course.I'll be happy















thud

[quote=Mortimer]


OH NO! I'VE KILLED MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[quote=Rileyoriley]




ror!


Do you realize how much trouble you are in?

[quote=Mortimer]
I'm not worried. You always seem to return to the living.









Are you a vampire?????

[quote=Rileyoriley]











I am Wolfman.


But a catwoman is in my blood thus the extry lives.

[quote=Mortimer]


Lucky you. Just remember, even cats have only 9 lives.;)

[quote=Rileyoriley]But there are CatThieves.




More lives can always be stolen.

But as far as places go......my lives are done in one....used up....stone dead.




I'm sure the festival still goes on.

The fucl<ing as shole is dead.

I am good enough....





..I am smart enough....








...and ,DOGGONE IT, people like me.





Most.











a LOT.













OK....some.













Well it's not like no one does.



















So no one likes me.


















Big friggin' deal.

Allow me to mention a couple of names or so.





BySlander and ByAClit don't like me.


That's pretty clear.


I only mention this for informational purposes only.

MiracleWhip never did like me anway.

I heard he lives a in a roach motel.

Can't train seals.



LaBarge ...I don't think cares for me either.

Same for Santa NaJimi....he's gone south on me.

Hyunadai Science?......don't like me neither.