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Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry. I was wandering thru threads. I'll try and stay more focused now.
Oh God.



You are ruining this love scene ma'am.

Cajungator26 10-03-2007 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mike is your kissing partner....you'll like Mike.
It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
That's what they all say before they bite the neck.
Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.

ror!


But ...DO YOU MIND?

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 08:50 PM
New South Park at 10est.



Cajungator26 10-03-2007 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!


But ...DO YOU MIND?
Please tell me he's got something other than that tobacco stained polyester suit in his closet, Mort... please, I beg you.

Rileyoriley 10-03-2007 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
It'd better be a Mike with more than one suit or I'm going to throw up.

We'll buy him an extra one.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:51 PM
Oh these constant interruptions.


DEBBIE!!

Rileyoriley 10-03-2007 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
New South Park at 10est.


God I hope they don't kill Kenny.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
We'll buy him an extra one.

Oh ..there you are...now you must assume the submissive position ma'am.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
God I hope they don't kill Kenny.
WILL YOU QUIT IT!?



I could just eat you...you know.













oh boy

Rileyoriley 10-03-2007 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Will you stop being a pretzel here?


I have singled you out from the herd....and now you must await my attack.....upon your swell body.

Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:54 PM
I meant like a wolf...a predator...a savage.........prey.......fresh kill..


...and the like.

Rileyoriley 10-03-2007 08:54 PM
I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.

Cajungator26 10-03-2007 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I mean attack. I don't know what aytck is but it might be fun.
Oh stop with the idiocacy already. :D

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Sorry. I'm having trouble focusing tonight. Where were we?


Oh yes! You were about to aytck my swell body.
??


Well..it does sound like fun.




Here...let me pick you up and take you to my den.


Gee...you're admirably light.


Your thighs are to die for.

Rileyoriley 10-03-2007 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I meant like a wolf...a predator...a savage.........prey.......fresh kill..


...and the like.

So now I'm dinner?????? How romantic.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
So now I'm dinner?????? How romantic.




If you don't straighten up you will be!

This can go....did I say straighten up? ror!...anyhooo..........you have a very firm dupa as well.




This is getting interesting...aye?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 09:00 PM
I see your thong has MORTIMER embroidered on it....great touch ma'am.

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 09:01 PM
This is getting PG-13.

To the PPs thread!!!


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