Very good ,sir.

Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!

I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani;)

You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy. :)

I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.

No one ever punished me when I signed a couple months ago, but I have noticed this site polices itself very well!!! :)

So, who the hell are YOU Mort?

I'm no one important, I live in StL, just a big racing fan...I have no ties to the racing industry other than as a player. And now a 1/5,000th owner of a horse with other DTers.

The funniest thing is... TB is normally an Ohio State homer himself. Those damn Buckeyes have quite the fanbase. Come on over to the other side of green, fellas...

I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani
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I'll bet you paid smartly for it though.



Please come through for me Thebani.

You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.
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Warts ma'am..

...check for warts.

Yawn. Is that all you got?

Mr. BlackThroat...sir.



Remember something.......












....I also have YOUR phone number

I enjoyed your reply..



...very much so.








I work for youbetwhat!!!?

Very well, keep it clean and come out boxing.

first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.

Sad but true.

Odds it is changed in the near future?

first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.
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You should know that's no secretary.

That's Belky.




And he always lies.






Nice meeting you...I am done now.

Actually I fear ca-ca bucket.

He gets easily aroused and then becomes violent.








But now I do what all brave message board detectives do.









































I must hide.

Will someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off thses friggin' post reply allerts sent to your e-mail?


Believe me..

...Steve does not know.

you can do it yourself or I can do it for you...what's your pleasure?

nevermind, I just fixed it for you...you can thank me later.