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herkhorse 12-15-2010 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 733848)
What I can't understand is why the dual exhausts RockTard and Indian Jalopy,for example, are allowed in the smart threads....yet I am not.


Even ae dingbat is allowed there and he shouldn't even be allowed here!!


Stevie...I won't brownie up to you like the other doorknobs here.

I won't do it to Randy and I won't do it to you.

I mean you can dart me ( don't ya just love that Rory Gallagher song?On my fourth or fifth replay on it---yup) for saying as much...I just don't get it!!



You have this "suppossed" newbe HairClog jump on and make a Self Autopsy Kit of himself...and he isn't quick darted





(Really...I really mean this.

Is it me????

It's him...right?)



sharp post. really.



duel exhausts, :D

clyde 12-15-2010 11:34 AM

Thanks so much...really,really.




But next time...no more Mr.NiceGuy.

clyde 12-15-2010 12:08 PM

I'm so sentimental..sniff.

I can be like a tree just dripping sap.








Which reminds me.That run to Kent where I passed the old place I lived...at least the ground it was once on.I recall this girl my sister set me up with.Funny, nice girl....HUGE boo bees...HUGE.Had to be in the 42-44 range.

Them's Himalayas man!!



Long story knockdown....came back to the place late at night.Having all sorts of fun with her,only to find out she's a virgin and "please,only for the one I marry." That's true! Those things do happen.

But she said to get some lube and she would let me doo dah her between the boo bees.

I'd never done that and it sounded like a weirding out thing, but I was too far gone so...ah did.



And I shot her right between the eyes.




!!!!...sssso funny! She SCREAMED and said .."GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!


I funny ran for a towel..laughing hard (why-I don't know.)

I swear it really got her right between the eyes.




So....I better stop reminiscing.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 02:27 PM

It's these uncontrollable outspurts ....err outbursts.... that may be hindering your lofty appeal



















Steevie won't put up with this in the smarty threads

clyde 12-15-2010 02:31 PM

Simply put;I've been double muffed.



The piss of death.

I hate them.

clyde 12-15-2010 02:53 PM

Stevie won't matter hark me.


He will scatter dart me.







It's the only way in to get out.

clyde 12-15-2010 04:11 PM

Everyone must be out Clydey notshopping.


I really don't want to washy clothesy.

But I must not.






Tonight..in the night,when it's dark;RareMuff gooses statues in the park.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 07:27 PM

Nicholas Ten Toes and KGB both celebrating birthdays today.


This must be noted here for the finah folks that cannot view the "other parts" of Steevie's Wasteland...





I shalll offer up a sweet rendition in honor of their mad phat handicappin' skillz:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiK5st6CDYQ

clyde 12-15-2010 07:37 PM

Nicly TenToes??

Whoa.




Anyhoo...HappyBirthday to KGB and ET.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 07:41 PM

I ferget how kickass Uriah Heep was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLCq9...eature=related

clyde 12-15-2010 07:58 PM

Thank God I didn't.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 734154)
Thank God I didn't.

Nice comeback. You are frazzled for some apparent reason. Was your mother a pinball machine?

clyde 12-15-2010 08:18 PM

Now,now...don't go Ralphy on me here.

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ

Rudeboyelvis 12-15-2010 08:26 PM

All ahm sayin'.... Play from the heart....Victory thread...seems this place needed a little tighten'in up... that's all...

clyde 12-15-2010 08:29 PM

Rudy, you just unearthed what I couldn't find.


The sucker of satan's co.ck.

This what happens when a ton of hyperbole is mixed with a pound of frustration.

geeker2 12-15-2010 08:38 PM

I gotta agree with RudyRudyRudy

Take over control will ya!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fe4dk0Jtcw

AeWingnut 12-15-2010 09:01 PM

just awful

geeker2 12-15-2010 09:09 PM

^^^^^ Busy Covering Short Positions

clyde 12-15-2010 09:09 PM

Everyone keeps making me pause Ah Wonder Who for garbage!!


Garbage!!!!






But anyways....I just made a great ear to feel thing.

I'll paste that song again.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iypw...eature=related

Go to or close to 8:54.


Don't those several notes before the finish sound like perking Sighty's boo bees before they peak?


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