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geeker2 07-07-2010 01:17 PM
I fear no one! As you saw in the other thread all I need do is invoke your name and they cower..

clyde 07-07-2010 01:19 PM
!!



At least my name does ,sometimes, appear to do good works rather than for graffiti board display.

clyde 07-07-2010 01:29 PM
Have over extended again...but this is pretty good:


....just when the caterpillar thought life was over,it became a butterfly....


Don't you wish you were a caterpillar?

Wish I could claim the verse, but I can't.






Ah wonder what Debbie would look like as a buttahfly?

God..I better go.

geeker2 07-07-2010 01:29 PM
I have pondered what exactly is Sighty buying at Whole Foods?

clyde 07-07-2010 01:31 PM
Whole things.


Googlies!

Sightseek 07-07-2010 01:35 PM
Grass-fed steak
Buffalo steak
prepared foods (their grilled chicken is great!)
light cream
eggs
greek yogurt
wine
all fruit apricot jelly
blueberries
bananas
romaine lettuce
cucumbers
pomegranite lemondade

clyde 07-07-2010 02:10 PM
Holly Mother of God!!

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:19 PM
I have a problem:

can't decide betwixt Rachel or Zen

should I read the thread?

clyde 07-07-2010 02:21 PM
no!

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 665741)
If one places a minute amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
The Bombardier Beetle, when disturbed, defends itself by emitting a series of explosions, sometimes setting off 4 or 5 reports in succession. The noises sound like miniature popgun blasts and are accompanied by a cloud of reddish colored vile smelling fluid.
It is commonly known that ants keep slaves. Certain species, the so-called Sanguinary Ants in particular, will raid the nests of other ant tribes and kill the queen and then kidnap many of the workers. The workers are brought back to the captor's hive where they are coerced into performing menial tasks.

When did this become the nature channel?

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave (Post 665753)
spot showed up my shirt during lunch today....
You missed my Frangipannie Franica Frannipallozza!!!!
:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 666085)
Holly Mother of God!!
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p

King Cake?:p:D

Sightseek 07-07-2010 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666095)
King Cake?:p:D
BLECH!!!!!!

The strawberries were grand though!

clyde 07-07-2010 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p

no!

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 666092)
Do you want to know what I buy at the other stores? :p
Zenyatta bobbleheads???????

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665979)
I have a Debbie problem..I admit as much.














Ms. Longerie was ( ror!!) sitting pretty in a seance.

Yes.


Mortimer had died again and she wanted him back.The head spirit finder summoned Mortimer's spirit as Debbie wanted him to come into her.




Debbie suddenly went into rapid convulsive fits.







After several minutes, she reached normalcy once again.... and verified he came.
And went..................

















They have out-patient clinics for problems such as yours.:)

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:38 PM
Oh Geeker......



I would like a frozen margarita and some strawberries, would you get those for me?


Testing Clydeesdale's theory that Ralp is DebODeb and mineuns fetch boy.

DebODeb would you like anything?

FGFan 07-07-2010 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 666107)
Zenyatta bobbleheads???????

StoP!!!!

:mad:

Rileyoriley 07-07-2010 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 666110)
Oh Geeker......



I would like a frozen margarita and some strawberries, would you get those for me?


Testing Clydeesdale's theory that Ralp is DebODeb and mineuns fetch boy.

DebODeb would you like anything?
A Kahlua milkshake please.:)


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