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clyde 08-26-2010 12:04 AM

I'm going to do a room by room here...checking for spyware,adware and viruses.






Wish me luck.

clyde 08-26-2010 12:46 AM

I didn't do it.

I didn't feel like it.








Otherwise...it's been a perfect day.

I'm glad I spent it with you.

Coach Pants 08-26-2010 09:47 AM

This is what's going on in the PoliWhy room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZgVRJ-H8U

Antitrust32 08-26-2010 11:23 AM

can anyone vaporize Riot for me?

She may have some type of IQ deficiency form of herpes though. just watch out!

clyde 08-26-2010 01:08 PM

Can't say who, but someone told me quiet!! has teeth in her twat and that's why she doesn't get any.

Perhaps that is enough.

clyde 08-26-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 687942)
This is what's going on in the PoliWhy room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4ZgVRJ-H8U

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Rileyoriley 08-26-2010 01:12 PM

Good morning sir! How is your day going so far? Perfect I hope.:)

clyde 08-26-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 688048)
Good morning sir! How is your day going so far? Perfect I hope.:)



DEBBIEDEBBIEDEBBIEDEBBIE!!!!




It's going ssssso perfect!!


I'm so glad I can spend it with you!

Rileyoriley 08-26-2010 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 688050)
DEBBIEDEBBIEDEBBIEDEBBIE!!!!




It's going ssssso perfect!!


I'm so glad I can spend it with you!


I don't have to work until 5 today so I'm having a wonderful day!!!!!

Happy to spend it with you too.:{>:

clyde 08-26-2010 01:18 PM

This is providing a synergistic thing.



Let's see a Walken movie..he is a funny guy.

clyde 08-26-2010 01:18 PM

And then home.

Rileyoriley 08-26-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 688053)
This is providing a synergistic thing.



Let's see a Walken movie..he is a funny guy.

I have seen him in a few films. One was about alien abduction (can't remember the name) and in the other, he played a fallen angel (can't remember the name of that one either). It's tough to get old and lose your memory.:D

Rileyoriley 08-26-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 688054)
And then home.

Yours or mine?

clyde 08-26-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 688058)
I have seen him in a few films. One was about alien abduction (can't remember the name) and in the other, he played a fallen angel (can't remember the name of that one either). It's tough to get old and lose your memory.:D


See the " and sometimes the joke works"...or somehing like that. He does great facial ad lbs..and a great DeNiro.

clyde 08-26-2010 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 688059)
Yours or mine?


Baby..with you---it don't matter.

Rileyoriley 08-26-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 688062)
Baby..with you---it don't matter.

:{>::{>:

clyde 08-26-2010 01:31 PM

:{>::{>::{>::{>:

clyde 08-26-2010 01:50 PM

This was swell:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCRe...eature=related

clyde 08-26-2010 02:19 PM

call the doctor,call the savior
call those who mocked her,
call your neighbor
when the fire in my eyes goes out

borrow from waits,
allman,reed and the stones
tomorrow but waits,
a talisman,a steed and some bones
when the fire in my eyes goes out

there is no spirit like the Holy Ghost spirit,
no where that i know---ya,ya!
you can't get near it 'cause we all fear it,
we even send out spies
when the fire in my eyes ...goes out

a pea not in a shell,a hosrey doesn't do well
when the fix is in,
your money goes to hell
and sometimes you wish it all away
like when the fire in my eyes goes out

a female jockey,an aristocrat in hockey
some things just don't fit
like a bandage on a mortal wound,a history of man.....and a bit
and the castle, the woods and this catchers mitt
when the fire in my eyes goes out

call a seer,call a griever
make them come and watch and predict,
make them cry and moan their edict
but who would want to?
not now
when the fire in my eyes has gone out


-Alan Speegish-

(from Thieves of As.s)

clyde 08-26-2010 03:00 PM

Stevie is getting an itch on that trigger finger..I just know it.

clyde 08-26-2010 03:01 PM

Today's poim should be read to this:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6IO5EN49hY

clyde 08-26-2010 03:02 PM

Or not.

clyde 08-26-2010 03:08 PM

Ah be lackin' the FeeOnLegs in ST'S 7th today...#6.

Payson Dave 08-26-2010 03:38 PM

^^ or not

clyde 08-26-2010 04:16 PM

!!:mad:!!

clyde 08-26-2010 04:19 PM

"muffy bites"






Oh mine Got!

ror!!!!

clyde 08-26-2010 09:33 PM

For Ms. O'Riley




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpw4o...eature=related

clyde 08-26-2010 09:38 PM

And then......... home:









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLFrkHxrFHc

clyde 08-26-2010 10:20 PM

Thank you for this perfect day...I'm so glad I could spend it with you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCymRC7cZTk




Lettuce prepare to dream:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMc0ok9_V7Q




GooNighty-pookins....tonight's special nighty-poo kiss goes to Honula, my very good friend! :


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU

clyde 08-27-2010 04:11 AM

At the track, do you always hang out in the same area? Do you stay in one place or go to the paddock and the finish line, anywhere and everywhere?
Is there a way I may be in receipt of some full frontal nudity---from you????

clyde 08-27-2010 04:17 AM

Do you drink? Drink too much? Eat? Get there early for workouts and stay all day? Leave after the big race?Do you play hide in the light? What batteries do you run on?Where do you store them?Are you touching yourself right now? Why?Why not?Name the 23 contintents.Oh, that's not a question.Name them anyways.

clyde 08-27-2010 04:20 AM

Do you cap the night before or when you're there?Do you prefer bacon or fudge brownies?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:21 AM

Do you have superstitions... a good luck charm of any kind? What is your dog's name?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:22 AM

Are you the type who smacks the form during the races and who barks out orders to the jocks? NerdyGirl's getting a little too smart with me---can you bite her?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:24 AM

Do you bring your kids, your significant other or go with friends? Alone?Can you count from 10 to 1 backwards? Why?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:26 AM

How much does it annoy you when you're in line and the race is about to go off and the person in front of you has no clue what they're doing? Do you feel like you're going to have a heart attack, going to kill them, or both? Do you know of a good restaurant in LA? Do you have a gray suit? Did you ever eat there in that suit?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:28 AM

When you make a great hit do you announce it to the people around you? Do you congratulate strangers if they're nearby and you know they nailed whatever race? Do you come with instructions? How many ways can you take that?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:29 AM

When you make a great hit do you announce it to the people around you? Do you congratulate strangers if they're nearby and you know they nailed whatever race? Do I look better in blue or purpley? Why? Why not?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:31 AM

Are you helpful to new-to-the-sport types or do you wish they would go the fuc* home? I notice you just asked the same question twice; Is that deja vu?

clyde 08-27-2010 04:32 AM

Do you tip the tellers? Ever fly a Canadian Spaceship?


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