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clyde 08-24-2010 02:13 PM

Yes,I am quite schorr.



Least I could do.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 02:14 PM

so clean
so bloody
so perfect
so lippy
so smooth
so hairy
so pretty
so scary

clyde 08-24-2010 02:16 PM

my poim!!

you've ruined it!



you fucl<o
you mucl<o
you dildo
you dutrow

clyde 08-24-2010 02:19 PM

so camel like
so circumspect
so down the pike
so suspect

so lucious
so meatty
so daunting
to eatty

Honu 08-24-2010 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 686577)
I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.







Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono

clyde 08-24-2010 04:13 PM

Oh boy.



Honula....welcome to this exclusive club.

Later....our first attempt to turn you shall be performed.

Thank you so much....fine work.

clyde 08-24-2010 04:14 PM

Also see where race fixing has spread west to the honorable The Thistleydowns.



I'll work around it.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 04:44 PM

That fuc|<in schorr cost me 10 large!!

clyde 08-24-2010 04:53 PM

ror!!



whoa!!



I mean....Oh my God!!



That fucl<er held the horsey back!!

I know my good friend there, Janey Margell,can help.

Calling her now

clyde 08-24-2010 05:25 PM

She's not answering.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILtO...ext=1&index=14






sticks and stones will break my bones,
but i always will be true, and when
your mama is dead and gone,
i'll sing this lullabye just for you,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never comb their hair,
well they're lined up all around the block,
on the nickel over there.

so you better bring a bucket,
there is a hole in the pail,
and if you don't get my letter,
then you'll know that i'm in jail,
and what becomes of all the little boys,
who never say their prayers,
well they're sleepin' like a baby,
on the nickel over there.

and if you chew tobacco, and wish upon a star,
well you'll find out where the scarecrows sit,
just like punchlines between the cars,
and i know a place where a royal flush,
can never beat a pair, and even thomas jefferson,
is on the nickel over there.

so ring around the rosie, you're sleepin' in the rain,
and you're always late for supper,
and man you let me down again,
i thought i heard a mockingbird, roosevelt knows where,
you can skip the light, with grady tuck,
on the nickel over there.

so what becomes of all the little boys,
who run away from home,
well the world just keeps gettin' bigger,
once you get out on your own,
so here's to all the little boys,
the sandman takes you where,
you'll be sleepin' with a pillowman,
on the nickel over there.

so let's climb up through that button hole,
and we'll fall right up the stairs,
and i'll show you where the short dogs grow,
on the nickel over there.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 05:43 PM

She schorr stiffed me.

clyde 08-24-2010 06:00 PM

Janey isn't sure!!...I mean schorr!!




She's Margell!

She loves me!!

clyde 08-24-2010 08:10 PM

Been too long since we had this one.


It sounds like Honula:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAuu...eature=related

herkhorse 08-24-2010 08:14 PM

^^^^^ Thinks he's Mad Daddy(maybe he is)

Rileyoriley 08-24-2010 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 687128)
You're disturbed.

I thought he was gay???:zz:

DerbyCat 08-24-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honu (Post 687264)
Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono



I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!

clyde 08-24-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 687385)
^^^^^ Thinks he's Mad Daddy(maybe he is)


^^^^
Once ate leaves from a book.

clyde 08-24-2010 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 687388)
I thought he was gay???:zz:


Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?

clyde 08-24-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 687389)
I was just in Kona last month... What a great place!

Leave her alone!...you savage!!






I'm kidding.

























no I'm not!

Rileyoriley 08-24-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 687392)
Must I pu up with your snottinees...again!?

:D:{>:

clyde 08-24-2010 08:29 PM

kissykissykissykissy!

clyde 08-24-2010 08:36 PM

CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.

clyde 08-24-2010 08:38 PM

Someone has exceeded their stored message quota.

geeker2 08-24-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honu (Post 687264)
Honu used to live in Kona
No she dont like no Bona
Island babes are Pono
So is the Ono

Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..

DerbyCat 08-24-2010 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 687413)
CatGirl...I really was kidding.



Don't go Sighty-poo on me here.

ROR!









Sighty-Poo is a beast compared to me!


















None of us would last more than five minutes alone with her!





























Unless we were a Tootsie-Pop





























It takes too many licks to get to the end of that! :tro:

clyde 08-25-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 687428)
Thanks Honu - you saved me a lot of work..






snarf!!!!









But her gang name is Honula.....please take note.

clyde 08-25-2010 12:14 AM

Oh mine Got, CatGirl!!





!!OOOOOOOOOO!!





You are so right though, that girl just don't hunt.


Just thayin'.

clyde 08-25-2010 03:07 AM

The best movie nonsense.



That is the worst collection of tripe I have ever seen in my entire life and thank God who I know in a personal way I don't have to watch any of them because if I did I would Shirley die.

clyde 08-25-2010 03:31 AM

Tomorrow I wll make my attempt to turn Honula.

I needed to get in character first and almost have it, but not quite.






Thank you for this perfect day....I enjoyed spending it with you.

clyde 08-25-2010 01:31 PM

I am now prepared to turn Honula.

She waits for me in the Purpley Room.



I go there now.....of course.
























Isn't she pretty?

Small,compact....powerful hips.

I'm excited.





Honula, my sweet.....this is how an aesthtics kiss feels.....one who knows your little evil mind.Here's one for your forehead....and one for each eyelid.Notice how I hold you gingerly 'round your waist.Keep your eyes open as I give your lips a machine gun kiss;kissykissykisssykissykissykissy.

(She's googling)...And now...I will kiss the underbelly of your face....under your chin and on your neck while sampling the area of your fine dupa with my paws...finished off with a bite to your chin.....and bites to your neck and shoulders.

Not hard,but noticeable.


Removing her tank top....I enjy her pretty little boobies by kissing one and pinching the other.Then a switch pinch accompanied by my lips finding hers again..and sucking each one.

Hers...not mine.


She is really coming unhinged and wants to find Hershey bar residue in my mouth...and she does.

She makes a happy face as she feels my hands pulling down her Speedos...and for the Hershey bar residue...I guess.


Honula is against the wall now, pressing hard as I kiss her little tummy and suck her belly button....she has a down arrow!!


YES!!




Whew!!....She has fine thighs and they feel
really good!!

Honula really has the sizzle in the griddle going now....plus a wow factor in her plow tractor.

Honula is wiggley against the wall..feverishly so.I know what to do for her.Here,Honula...I am placing a chair next to your leg.Put it on the chair.









Baby....don't do this to me.

I put the chair next to your left leg...and you raise your right leg?

You're going to get tired.



That's it,Baby...left leg goes on the chair.


Fellers....pay particularly close attention to the following.You have to be in swell condition to do this ( just like Honula's little pus.sy is).It takes muscle dexterity and stamina to do it properly.


I am going to enjoy honula's little bivouac area now with my mouth and tongue.Honula...just remember---I am innocent when I dream
...O=;>


This is a perfect day!!

Kiss her and suck her as I am ,as she is telling you to keep going because she is about to blow.

Always listen to what your painting tells you to paint.

When she wiggles harder and tenses to steel around your mouth...get ready.

Grab her hips to so as to try and merge your mouth right into into her targeted area.Suck the clit hard as she rockets off.










Then set her carefully on a bed and help her recover from her after shocks by telling her normalcy does await....Honula---don't worry.I am here for you.The destructive forces will leave...you will not have to think about enjoying this high until you die, I promise you.



They hate when they feel so good they think they will.It's a tough edge to dance on.


Now you must hold and comfort her as I am...as the after shocks dwindle to mere tiny convulsive fits.

We must tell Honula how much we love her...and how much more awats her in Phase II.

clyde 08-25-2010 01:37 PM

I lost the part where ..oh fucl<,...how does his stuff happen!!?

It's the part between starting to love her pus.sy with my mouth...and the finish.

Great.



I can't do this again ..and so she will probably never turn.


I hate this place.

clyde 08-25-2010 02:37 PM

Oh well....here is one of my favorite movies.

Not THE...don't have a THE.



But the beginning here is intiguing as it goes from one edge to another:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2aND3Y9bc8

clyde 08-25-2010 03:47 PM

Would you,could you....ever understand.......................in a million years?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_UU...eature=related

clyde 08-25-2010 05:22 PM

but this one's easy



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy2bxDw9qG0

clyde 08-25-2010 05:32 PM

this one's not




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKHVdfPAsEI

clyde 08-25-2010 06:22 PM

when practical jokes go bad



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNvkUQniCEg

clyde 08-25-2010 06:37 PM

and when they go good





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_svnsF5OLbI

clyde 08-25-2010 06:39 PM

and sometimes---there's no joke at all




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl_nq...eature=related

clyde 08-25-2010 06:55 PM

as well as people who fold under questions containing a trigger word, but not all do...just some




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcVh...eature=related

clyde 08-25-2010 07:03 PM

to end this constant flow of unencumbered memories of a life just beginning from the very end......the sound of #10 slag screenings being crushed to death






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYpydtdlWxA


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