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Coach Pants 08-22-2010 11:25 PM

Here is Suffy Poo and Morty during happier times...


my miss storm cat 08-22-2010 11:29 PM

Yeah but who is who?

my miss storm cat 08-22-2010 11:31 PM

Hi Morty.

Thanks for the Lou Reed song. :cool:

Reading this backwards and on and off as usual.

clyde 08-23-2010 01:35 AM

Hi,My Miss Coachy Skunk.



Too bad Stevie and the Volcanos of Doom can't recognize talent when they see it.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUAn...next=1&index=4

clyde 08-23-2010 01:54 AM

If all the ST races can be fixed......why oh why can't they fix me?

clyde 08-23-2010 02:00 AM

Ed is dead...NoShoes can't dance...

Crock Guy gives head....Stevie Bogs is Coach Pants

Nose Drops lost her Mother

And Australia,England and New Zealand...all blow each other





My dedication to the 3 most disgusting places on Earth.

Bogs and Pants played in only because I didn't know what else to do.

herkhorse 08-23-2010 05:28 AM

A movie for ya:

http://www.yourindiefilm.com/node/287

clyde 08-23-2010 05:44 AM

Watching grapefruit mate would have been more fun.



But you tried...you tried ,Tom Joad.

For this,I give you a medal.

Go..go now to the conservatory and fucl< Sara Palin.



She but waits...and her pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso hot!!

herkhorse 08-23-2010 05:47 AM

9th & Hennepin:


Well, it's 9th and Hennepin
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
Like a tarp thrown all over this
And the broken umbrellas are like dead birds
And the steam comes out of the grill
Like the whole goddam town is ready to blow
And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs

And the horses are coming down Violin Road
And Dutch is dead on his feet
And all the rooms they smell like diesel
And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there
And I'm lost in the window
And I hide in the stairway
And I hang in the curtain
And I sleep in your hat

And no one brings anything small into a bar around here
They all started out with bad directions
And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away she said
Such a crumbling beauty
Ah, there's nothing wrong with her a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
And you spill out over the side to anyone who'll listen

And I've seen it all
I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9dgE...layer_embedded

clyde 08-23-2010 05:53 AM

That was beautiful.

clyde 08-23-2010 06:02 AM

4 U :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAk1UOh83fI

clyde 08-23-2010 06:09 AM

This is also quite pretty

I liken it to dancing with a stripper who would rather be romancing the big dipper.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PipHt...eature=related





I must now go...as the sun has vomitted it's work upon the planet----and all bugs must now buzz about.

herkhorse 08-23-2010 06:33 AM

Well that is great but he looks like this:


=;>

clyde 08-23-2010 06:39 AM

!!!!





Running out the door.

This song is about my experience as a youth with a much older woman...who drank a lot.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK4DeMYtumc&feature=fvw

clyde 08-23-2010 07:27 AM

It's drizzling outside;I don' work when it's like this....even though I work inside putting puzzles together.

I am a member of the American Union of Swine Workers.We bankrupt the auto companies....pro sports is next on our agenda.





bzzzzt...whack...thud...next

bzzzzt...whack....thud...next

clyde 08-23-2010 07:37 AM

I guess Honu lives in LA and not Honolulu.

So LikeLike doesn't fit.

Make that Honula.




Honula, Dahling....you do have to make at least an appearance in celebration of your membership.

If you are shy, Ralphy will kiss your fine pus.sy while you are standing upright..one leg up.







Yours...not his.





That will relax you.

clyde 08-23-2010 07:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQovW4b1MA&feature=fvw


Notice the visitor from One Day.

geeker2 08-23-2010 07:47 AM

Are you sure about the gender this time

clyde 08-23-2010 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 686582)
Are you sure about the gender this time


SNARF!!!!





ror!! .......Well,no.


I'm not.


This is why I gave you the assignment.

clyde 08-23-2010 09:47 AM

if i cry a tear for me
i cry a tear for you
if i try to do for me
i try to do for you

there is no place like home
when you don't have one,
you really know
when you do have one,
you really don't

the river flows again,
and again,
and again
it never fails
it's the one constant i have

a vagina offers warmth
and validates the mind
in scorpion rings of color
in transient vertigos like no other

clyde 08-23-2010 10:39 AM

I seek refuge here in my safe place.



The Coachy-poo 3 Stooges slap-a-thon has my belly hurting----very bad!!

clyde 08-23-2010 03:50 PM

OK,Honula....since Ralphy raised the issue.



r u a girl?

and,if so...are you a fringe player in that area??

clyde 08-23-2010 03:52 PM

Franny...if you don't get that hot little dupa of yours in here soon, I am going to go ahead and ...do you.




The choice is yours.

Coach Pants 08-23-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riot (Post 686959)
Yes, that was the point of what was said. Probably best that we start rounding up all the Muslims in America, huh?


clyde 08-24-2010 12:50 AM

...gud jub...

clyde 08-24-2010 12:59 AM

A little over 2 hours ago...yet another perfect day ended. I'm so glad I spent it with you.


I think CatGirl was fishing to see if I was married.

Was hard to answer, but easy now.

I'm not.



That ended with the ending of the perfect day.

Would think I am expected to be happy and repeat typical words right now...but I'm not.Honest I'm not.







It's not a very good feeling.














Is a pretty bad feeling,in fact.I don't want "googlies." Just continuing the show that's all.



It just keeps me hanging on.....these perfect days....but I am so glad I spend them with you.

clyde 08-24-2010 01:42 AM

But someone is always with me.

clyde 08-24-2010 02:10 AM

My funny little brother has a birthday coming in just 2 weeks!!


















I miss him.

You always, no matter what you do...wish you could have done more...and better.

clyde 08-24-2010 03:08 AM

You all do know what Reed is talking about in Perfect Day---right?




He went on a date with Thebby.

She brought her filthy animals with her.

It's satire..don't ya know.

clyde 08-24-2010 03:13 AM

Tonight, Franny will slowly come to me...with that sultry walk in her sultry white laced slip.

Slipped over nothing.



She will embrace me and fill my nose with exotic mixtures of a burial at sea.

Then she whispers in my ear---"I hate you."

clyde 08-24-2010 03:28 AM

I will have a Debbie Dream..then.



She will be wearing emerald green Franny Panties and a matching bra...only.

She is standing upright...on all twos....in front of a bright tan couch ...by LL Bean.

She smiles comely and motions for me to come to her.As I do, she slowly drops to the couch and lays there along it's length, wiggling like a bowl of slow Jello. As I arrive...she opens her legs,slowly.







Then ,from behind...Franny whacks me with a gallon glass jug of choclate mookies.

"I told you I hate you!"...she softly screams.

Debbie doesn't seem to mind...she starts touching herslf.Franny walks out of the scene.




Gooey enters.....she give me a raucous laugh.

Then she looks at Debbie touching herself.

She gives her a raucous laugh.




Franny comes back and squirts Gooey with mustard.

Franny gives Gooey a raucous laugh.

Sighty-poo enters now.........she is skipping nude and has a basket of mice. She is tossing them about as she skips and is singing...




..my pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso not!! ...my pus.sy is sssssssssssssssssso not!!


and yours i-is!!


ha-ha....ha....ha-ha












Then it stops.


Thank my luckies for that.


Perfect Day played in the background.

:rolleyes:

Sightseek 08-24-2010 08:30 AM

You're disturbed.

clyde 08-24-2010 09:32 AM

Oh really?



You, the one who skips naked through people's homes tossing about mice from your basket as you sing.....


my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not....my pus.sy is ssssssssssssssso not

and yours is-un' !


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha







Is this what you're saying?

clyde 08-24-2010 10:27 AM

I want all the lesbians to report here immediately.



It's pus.sy temperature taking time

clyde 08-24-2010 12:19 PM

But you don't have to.

clyde 08-24-2010 12:33 PM

On a haunted house tour...in the night, when it's dark.The house is...dark. The tour group is large.They stop in an upstairs hallway...no, a downstairs hallway.




No, I think the third floor hallway is best.


The tour group stops in a very dark, very third floor hallway. The tour guide says he will turn off his flashlight for 5 minutes as,at this time interval, the ghost who haunts this place is likely to appear.You and me are at the end of the group...Gooey.We look close at each other...eyeing the table stand in the hallway...the third floor one, of course.Appears to be the right height.Can we get away with it? Is it dark enough? Will the ghost come ...when we do?Is this so hot and dangerous you want to scream?









Up ya go!!

clyde 08-24-2010 12:40 PM

I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.

Coach Pants 08-24-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 687198)
I have two spiffies 4 u at The Thistleydowns today.


Yes.




Number 2 in the 4th,Soup4Two....and number 4 in the 10th,Dave's Resurection.

Are you schorr?

clyde 08-24-2010 02:10 PM

so hot
so not
so loose
so tight

so aromatic
so far,yet so close
so wet
so dry

so hidden
so out there
so full
so not there

so enticing
so inhibited
so expensive
so free

clyde 08-24-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 687223)
Are you schorr?

!!




Let me see......


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