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FGFan 08-04-2008 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
No...not really.
I'm trying to remind myself who I am and ,therefor...my place.I still forget ,though.
Is this Edwourd thing a trop storm or hurricane?
You and Arletta watch out now.

As of now just a tropical storm right off the coast in the gulf. Last update keeps it moving west, just a nice welcome breeze here, keeping the temps down, it's been over 100 for a month now. it's only 90 right now.

I'm not sold on the Arletta name...but...... unless she is in Houston it won't get her either.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
As of now just a tropical storm right off the coast in the gulf. Last update keeps it moving west, just a nice welcome breeze here, keeping the temps down, it's been over 100 for a month now. it's only 90 right now.

I'm not sold on the Arletta name...but...... unless she is in Houston it won't get her either.


Uh.....were you named Arletta?







That said....good for you....and find out if Arletta is in Houston.
Belay that....find out EXACTLY where she lives.


KISS-KISS.

FGFan 08-04-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh.....were you named Arletta?







That said....good for you....and find out if Arletta is in Houston.
Belay that....find out EXACTLY where she lives.


KISS-KISS.

No not named Arletta but it just doesn't seem fitting for a cow girl from texas. Maybe ropes or stirrups or rodeos..I dunno!

That would have to be your own personal mission. I'm not aiding and abetting in your fickle liasons!!!!!!!!
Sighty and Sugah might get mad at me....:eek:
Probably Cajun already is.....:D

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
That would have to be your own personal mission. I'm not aiding and abetting in your fickle liasons!!!!!!!!
Sighty and Sugah might get mad at me....:eek:
Probably Cajun already is.....:D


rule-eng en leff-eng!!!


But fine.

I will do this thing.

But if she yells at me I will tell her you told me to ask on Uncly's behalf.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 12:54 PM

And what does Franny have to do with Louisitucky or wherever it is you are at?

FGFan 08-04-2008 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
And what does Franny have to do with Louisitucky or wherever it is you are at?

Uhhhhh...you arrived at that from FG Fan which somehow became Franny.
So how DID you arrive at Arletta?

AH told you I'm not aiding and abetting you, you are on your own.....:mad:

and it is quite stucky down here what with the humidity, all the better to garden by.....:p

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Uhhhhh...you arrived at that from FG Fan which somehow became Franny.
So how DID you arrive at Arletta?

AH told you I'm not aiding and abetting you, you are on your own.....:mad:

and it is quite stucky down here what with the humidity, all the better to garden by.....:p


Ya baby!! You git in that garden and stretch for some weeds while on your knees.

You know what happened to Sighty-poo.



:)




Arletta is a beautiful southern name ..Texas certainly isn't a northern state.

My thought process flowed quite nicely on that one...contrary to your bratty opinion.



AAAAAND..






...I want to be a cowboy.

FGFan 08-04-2008 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ya baby!! You git in that garden and stretch for some weeds while on your knees.

You know what happened to Sighty-poo.

No what happened to Sighty...I thought she was dancing it up at Toga, looking at all the beautiful horseys.



:)




Arletta is a beautiful southern name ..Texas certainly isn't a northern state.

There are much more beautiful southern names than that...:rolleyes:

My thought process flowed quite nicely on that one...contrary to your bratty opinion.



AAAAAND..






...I want to be a cowboy.


You can't be a cowboy..you are a head with tubes coming out, awfully hard to get up on the back of a horse

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
You can't be a cowboy..you are a head with tubes coming out, awfully hard to get up on the back of a horse


You have brought me back to reality.

Who am I kidding here?

I am that head...with scientists picking stuff out of my noodle....and my ghost haunts this place.


I'll never amount to anything capable of experiencing pleasures of the flesh.
I can only imagine it.



Thank you,Franny. We must always know our place.


I will no longer communicate with humans...who are off limits to me.To do so only leads to a constant flow of failed to do sos.



Woe is mah behind.


No one likes me.

FGFan 08-04-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

You have brought me back to reality.

Who am I kidding here?

I am that head...with scientists picking stuff out of my noodle....and my ghost haunts this place.


I'll never amount to anything capable of experiencing pleasures of the flesh.
I can only imagine it.



Thank you,Franny. We must always know our place.


I will no longer communicate with humans...who are off limits to me.To do so only leads to a constant flow of failed to do sos.



Woe is mah behind.


No one likes me.


OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......

Boo Hoo, tears, bawling, sniffling...wait I have to get a tissue to wipe my eyes and nose.......



One can always dream though..even with those scientists picking at your brain......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5iOpwH8sw


Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:25 PM

You deserve a V-Jay... Morte!!!

Fine work.

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH......

Boo Hoo, tears, bawling, sniffling...wait I have to get a tissue to wipe my eyes and nose.......



One can always dream though..even with those scientists picking at your brain......





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5iOpwH8sw




2.4

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:31 PM

And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......

This one's always been a malcontent.




It refers to the fridge....the old Norge Fridge that spells unscary things.

As to what I got off of it.....that is up to the imagination of you humans.

FGFan 08-04-2008 01:32 PM

Ya still didn't answer my question, ya just made it brighter...but you do know I like blue.....

So are you norwegian?

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Jmo3yGrSg

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Ya still didn't answer my question, ya just made it brighter...but you do know I like blue.....

So are you norwegian?

ma'am....can you read??

FGFan 08-04-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
And since you are quoting quotes of people......

I got it off an old Norge. WTF is that??????? Are you norwegian or something?

At least Hossy's is a quote from a quote of posting that they quote each other back and forth and so on.......

This one's always been a malcontent.




It refers to the fridge....the old Norge Fridge that spells unscary things.

As to what I got off of it.....that is up to the imagination of you humans.

YIKES...we were posting at the same time......:{>:

I didn't know Fridges could spell, scary or unscary!

WOW the wind is screaming here now like a CAH-SOL on a scary nite....:eek:

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:46 PM

:{>:

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:47 PM

And I can't believe you forgot this already:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DibvKFtVE_Q

Mortimer 08-04-2008 01:52 PM

You know..the other reason I like this clip is it reminds me so much of an old girlfriend who lived off Fleet Avenue....ducktown.This girl looks an awful lot like her. The kitchen here looks so much like hers,too.


So besides being highly amusing it makes me think back to when I was human.


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