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clyde 08-20-2010 06:30 PM

Gooey..yer buinin' me out ovah heah.





Wish I could plug the song in, but I can't.

Is very fine work:





I was born
On a side road far from here
While the town was burning
Out my dark window

I was crowned
With a cage of cold barbed-wire
And my bottle
I keep with me
Even till now

Curse my pain
Curse the sunrise every dawn
Oh yeah
Oh those sidewalks ran me ragged
Yeah those cracks my only guide.. oh

Long for midnight
Long for darkness sweet release..oh yes
Beg the alleys
For your endless time to cease

Screaming blackbird on my shoulder
Mark my nearness to his youth.. oh
Left my senses reeling
As he cried "I understand you".. oh

Try the handle
Try the doorway try the path
Try to enter.. to enter
And to find some solace there
Oh there

In this clearing
You'll find nothing but a song
Give it breath give it sunshine
And with you it will belong.. oh belong

It will whisper
It will stir a gentle breeze
It's hands are your hands
They will take you where you please
If you please

Will you choose to be gentle
Its just your life whatever you feel
Are we blind for a reason
Or is it just to make it real.. oh real

Show me do
Give me seashells for my ears
Tell your neighbours.. oh
And forgive them for their fears

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685428)
Either Debbie is now extremely jealous....or on an ultimate high that I am off her scent.

Or Debbie has been working too many hours and is extremely tired.:)








(When did you become gay?:confused:)

clyde 08-20-2010 09:20 PM

Good answer.



Everyone is picking on me and calling me names---mostly gay names.

Kill them for me..OK?

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685618)
Good answer.



Everyone is picking on me and calling me names---mostly gay names.

Kill them for me..OK?



Could you specify "everyone" please? I don't want to kill the innocent.

clyde 08-20-2010 09:32 PM

They all are!!

They are swine and must die.



I'll be your alibi...we were in the in the conservatory, eating cherries.

clyde 08-20-2010 09:39 PM

I guess she didn't like the alibi.

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685622)
They all are!!

They are swine and must die.



I'll be your alibi...we were in the in the conservatory, eating cherries.

...with Professor Plum and a candlestick.

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685624)
I guess she didn't like the alibi.

Dear Mr. Impatient,

Forgive me. The dogs wanted to go out.:D

geeker2 08-20-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 685626)
Dear Mr. Impatient,

Forgive me. The dogs wanted to go out.:D



Rumor Rules!

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 685629)
Rumor Rules!

Actually Riley rules. Nikki likes to think she does and Rumor doesn't seem to care (at this point anyway).:)

clyde 08-20-2010 09:54 PM

OK......hope ya didn't swaller a moth.




Tell you what...let's keep Plum out of this and you and me just make out in the conservatory.

Sound good?

Rileyoriley 08-20-2010 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685632)
OK......hope ya didn't swaller a moth.




Tell you what...let's keep Plum out of this and you and me just make out in the conservatory.

Sound good?

Ok. I'll bring the candlestick. You bring the rope.;)

geeker2 08-20-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 685631)
Actually Riley rules. Nikki likes to think she does and Rumor doesn't seem to care (at this point anyway).:)

ror..never doubted for a moment! :{>:

clyde 08-20-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 685634)
Ok. I'll bring the candlestick. You bring the rope.;)

Wish I knew that game...then again maybe it's better I don't.



Better go for now, this thing has slowed to a crawl and is a great source of consternation to me .


I hope you bit Raplph right on his nose.

geeker2 08-20-2010 10:23 PM

Cyldee-poo do you mind! I am conversing with my good friend Debodeb!


Can't you go make up one of those stupid poems


ROR!

clyde 08-20-2010 10:48 PM

Oh darn...looks like Debbie got sick of you maybe had some computer problems no she didn't,he got sick of you and had to go as well.


Oh well, she probably was sick of me too don't you believe it!she loves me .


C U latah,Geeker. Hope you lost your shirt won some money today.

clyde 08-20-2010 10:57 PM

We can thank Uncly there will be no pre race analysis for the Canadian Belly Rub tomorrow.

Will just say recommend taking StachysBell,RangerHeartly and Distorted Dave in a 3 horsey e and tri box.




I have no take on who the fucl< wins this mess.

clyde 08-20-2010 11:17 PM

You know..I am one dumb mother fucl<er.



Really...I mean it.

Do realize I am talking to myself, but it's a habit I have developed over the last 2 years or so.



They do not come any more stupid than me.

A cow could out smart me.

The things I say to posters....it's like the jamb calling the doorknob an idiot.




I'd say one day I'll wise up, but am far past that one now.Oh fucl<..... no catharsis, yet again.

clyde 08-20-2010 11:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCymR...eature=related

clyde 08-20-2010 11:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90Sc7...feature=search

clyde 08-20-2010 11:50 PM

one










dumb










mother













fucl<er

clyde 08-21-2010 03:33 AM

Just had some magic grapes...am OK now.

clyde 08-21-2010 03:41 AM

Am trying to keep my money awake.

clyde 08-21-2010 03:45 AM

I enjoyed your company today...very much so.




Thank you for this....Perfect Day.

clyde 08-21-2010 04:38 AM

Just so it's clear.....that Perfect Day,it really wasn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgviD...eature=related


It just seemed that way.




Let's allow the sun to set on it.....and keep it away from the innocent, the honest... yet to be taught how to tell twice told tales.

geeker2 08-21-2010 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685641)
Oh darn...looks like Debbie got sick of you maybe had some computer problems no she didn't,he got sick of you and had to go as well.


Oh well, she probably was sick of me too don't you believe it!she loves me .


C U latah,Geeker. Hope you lost your shirt won some money today.


ror..I was just joking my good friend - but I did win some $$$$$

I gave it to TollBooth Operator to invest for me.

clyde 08-21-2010 11:08 AM

I know you weren't were.

The thing about B.O. is he seems to know a little bit about what he speaks.So I hope Franny kills you it goes well for you.




You have a meet up nice day.

clyde 08-21-2010 02:29 PM

...uhm..........oh yes.....yes---your aunt is here.....she says not to worry about her...



I don't have an aunt!



Oh....I'm sorry...she said Kathy....not aunty...yes, Kathy said not to worry about her.


Who is Kathy!!?


Well how should I know?


You're
the fucl<in' medium!!


True....wait a minute.









OK...she said you don't know her... but she knows you.



You're a fraud.


I am not. OK...how about Fred? He's here,too.He wants you to know something.



Oh wait.Let me guess. He says not to worry about him...right?



Say!!...you're good!!You might have a latent talent waiting to get out.Anyhoo....did you have a lost doggie named Xenon?




God Almighty..you make me sick.No...I did not...and I want my 1200 back.






...oooooh---oooooh.....demons are intruding...this happens sometimes when I communicate with Fred--I mean the dead.....ooooh....I will be in a self induced coma for weeks....maybe longer.



You are THE dumbest medium I have ever heard of!! Go ahead in that thing but not for weeks....just STAY !!

Sightseek 08-21-2010 02:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYDS4MVMBnI

clyde 08-21-2010 02:50 PM

rule-eng en leff-eng!!









That wath awethome!!

clyde 08-21-2010 02:56 PM

Well I guess we now know what Sighty does.


=;>








That could have been George Anderson as a young man...and then he got his calling.








I think someone will kill me for the latest here.It's not Sighty.














Well.....maybe two someone's then.

Sightseek 08-21-2010 03:20 PM

$ ^ * _ ~ ^ #@ ( !!

clyde 08-21-2010 03:30 PM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sightseek 08-21-2010 03:49 PM

Paddy rules all the other horseys drool.

clyde 08-21-2010 04:26 PM

Paddy??

Sightseek 08-21-2010 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685832)
Paddy??

Paddy O'Cool.



Keep up here.

clyde 08-21-2010 04:36 PM

OK..I already admit to being stupid.



Paddy O'Cool is......whool?

herkhorse 08-21-2010 05:04 PM

best cappa eva ^^^^^^^^

clyde 08-21-2010 05:08 PM

Thank you, BeefHerky.



Apparently the Cowboy Indian didn't think so.Of course, like all ForeheadStoned moo cow worshippers.....he didn't said a word until after the race.

clyde 08-21-2010 05:11 PM

His name is Eat A Cabi...or something like that.


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