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Coach Pants 08-20-2010 07:59 AM

This is Riot serenading Obama...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHnVDZOybQ

Sightseek 08-20-2010 08:20 AM

I wish I could get youtubey here....

Dahoss 08-20-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 685289)
This is Riot serenading Obama...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHnVDZOybQ

:wf

Sightseek 08-20-2010 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 685232)
There's no way Morty.

I think we need to ask...

You would think he would have learned his lesson and asked first. :D

Unless of course he is hoping to shamelessly flash his arm muscles at another without knowing...

Franny missed the midnight hour. :mad:

Coach Pants 08-20-2010 08:31 AM

This is Riot serenading Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2abouvD2gFk

geeker2 08-20-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 685299)
This is Riot serenading Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2abouvD2gFk

OMG to quote you "that was disturbing" on many levels.

clyde 08-20-2010 10:03 AM

I am not allowed to look at links here any longer....and Sighty is only upset she can't see u-tubey because she needs her Bateman fix as soon as possible.

Franny and M2+2=5 are...out.




Brown Sugah...













woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sightseek 08-20-2010 10:05 AM

^^^^ now thinks he is The Nature Boy

Bateman's bum :{>:

MaTH716 08-20-2010 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685315)
I am not allowed to look at links here any longer....and Sighty is only upset she can't see u-tubey because she needs her Bateman fix as soon as possible.

Franny and M2+2=5 are...out.




Brown Sugah...









Of course I'm out you dunce, you still have my damn keys.....................

clyde 08-20-2010 10:13 AM

=5......you fucl< face,you.





But you're right.

You're so easy to scam.

Go fetch Franny....and I'll let her back in,too....but she must do a public tail feather wiggle.





















wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde 08-20-2010 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 685316)
^^^^ now thinks he is The Nature Boy

Bateman's bum :{>:


eauxh!!!!








..you bum lookah!!...

MaTH716 08-20-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685324)
=5......you fucl< face,you.





But you're right.

You're so easy to scam.

Go fetch Franny....and I'll let her back in,too....but she must do a public tail feather wiggle.





















wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Fetch her yourself doucheface........................I'm out!

clyde 08-20-2010 10:24 AM

Oh go stick yourself with a u-tubey.



I'm glad you're out.Now I an be assured of not having to see major holiday Gullivers Travels Disasters ...Made for the Home.



=5, I never did like you nor you strange alien relatives...who are Canadian, I am quite sure.

clyde 08-20-2010 10:25 AM

Gooey,Baby!!






Shake that tail feathah!!!!

















wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

MaTH716 08-20-2010 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685333)
Oh go stick yourself with a u-tubey.



I'm glad you're out.Now I an be assured of not having to see major holiday Gullivers Travels Disasters ...Made for the Home.



=5, I never did like you nor you strange alien relatives...who are Canadian, I am quite sure.

Do your own disasters count? Enjoy your peanut butter, honey and pud sandwiches on Thanksgiving.

Not sure if they are from Canada, but if they are I wish they would go back!

clyde 08-20-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 685335)
Do your own disasters count? Enjoy your peanut butter, honey and pud sandwiches on Thanksgiving.

Not sure if they are from Canada, but if they are I wish they would go back!


That's the spirit!!




Today is Fucl< A Canadian Day!!





wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

MaTH716 08-20-2010 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685337)
That's the spirit!!




Today is Fucl< A Canadian Day!!





wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

The girl I work with likes hockey, does that count?

clyde 08-20-2010 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 685340)
The girl I work with likes hockey, does that count?

woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Antitrust32 08-20-2010 10:53 AM

So you want me to fucl< a Canadian, eh?

I'm taking my talents to South Beach this weekend, so I will look out for women with strange french accents and take them back to my room.

MaTH716 08-20-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 685351)
So you want me to fucl< a Canadian, eh?

I'm taking my talents to South Beach this weekend, so I will look out for women with strange french accents and take them back to my room.

^^^^^ Will be hitting refresh on my computer on Monday every 3 seconds awaiting pictures.

clyde 08-20-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 685351)
So you want me to fucl< a Canadian, eh?

I'm taking my talents to South Beach this weekend, so I will look out for women with strange french accents and take them back to my room.


!!!!





But Uncly,Dahling....it's only this one day.


And I don't know any Canadians.





!!


You can be my Spicey Thom!!..I mean Spicey Lori!!








woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Antitrust32 08-20-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 685352)
^^^^^ Will be hitting refresh on my computer on Monday every 3 seconds awaiting pictures.

Cannon Shell has first dibs on pics

clyde 08-20-2010 11:25 AM

Gooey....my pud is now dancing to Brown Sugah!!






It needs you!.....very bad!!











wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Antitrust32 08-20-2010 11:37 AM

Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?


are you gay????

Dahoss 08-20-2010 11:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLP-h...eature=related

GPK 08-20-2010 12:42 PM

Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....

clyde 08-20-2010 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 685370)
Who is gooey? Ralf Geeker?


are you gay????

\

..nnno!!....you frump.....Gooey is Brown Sugah...









wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde 08-20-2010 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 685375)


...you fool!!...listen to 2:58 and on...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59K2kF6o9Tk

Coach Pants 08-20-2010 01:05 PM


clyde 08-20-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK (Post 685398)
Rumor has it that today is pud measurement day....


You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........
















woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde 08-20-2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 685405)


Thebby..I told you they would call me gay.

clyde 08-20-2010 01:57 PM

Ah llllove the 7 in the 8th today at Sara's.

clyde 08-20-2010 01:59 PM

Either Debbie is now extremely jealous....or on an ultimate high that I am off her scent.

DerbyCat 08-20-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685407)
You have no idea what practice and olive oil can do...7 and one quarter inches of........

So, you're saying that with olive oil and practice, GPK can become 7' 1/4" tall?
















Can you show him what exactly that "practice" entails?


















You are a miracle worker...


















or you are extremely gay :eek:













;)

clyde 08-20-2010 02:54 PM

CGD..you contemptuous slut---you.




I'm talking...real practice, baby.

And, of course, plenty of warmed olive oil.

For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.

clyde 08-20-2010 02:55 PM

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Sightseek 08-20-2010 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 685460)

For KGB to grow that tall he would have to soak in a vat of olive oil for about 2 hours and then stick himself in and out of a tunnel in the side of a hill.... quicken the pace...and then vomit.

:eek:

clyde 08-20-2010 02:59 PM

!!


Best analogy I could come up with.

clyde 08-20-2010 03:00 PM

Just like a young girl should!!




woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

clyde 08-20-2010 05:24 PM

gooey!!





baby!!









Run away with me!.....let's get out of this glorified mess without Dennis Hopper and boil down the highway in a deified stress called our very own chopper!!









http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxuThNgl3YA














woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!


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