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clyde 07-05-2010 04:50 PM

I think it's high time to finish that story which hung up in a taxi ride....a lllllong time ago.


Recall that Ms. Longerie ( cleverly misspelled...I must say) had received an invitation to the...CAH-SOL.A taxi was in the middle of delivering her to that infamous Franklin Avenue haunted edifice.Remember the hand crawling up her thigh?It caused her to shriek in terror....but the driver pointed out she should not worry as it was her own hand.

She didn't like that and snotted at him to get a move on.

Which he did.He had just deposited the little brat on the doorstep of Franklin...CAH-SOL.





We'll see how snotty she gets now.

She is about to meet....the MORTE' Wolf.







Take it easy now.

The continuance won't appear until later ....much later.





In the night....when it's dark.

clyde 07-05-2010 08:40 PM

This is for my very hot..whoa!!..I mean good friend, Debbie.


Who may be a little cross with me right now.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjxhwNrhIgA

Rileyoriley 07-05-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665433)
This is for my very hot..whoa!!..I mean good friend, Debbie.


Who may be a little cross with me right now.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjxhwNrhIgA

Don't fall apart on me now old friend. I want to know what happens at the CAH-SOL. (I'd prefer to be in the Snowy Woods though. I've had it with summer :mad:).

clyde 07-05-2010 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665437)
Don't fall apart on me now old friend. I want to know what happens at the CAH-SOL. (I'd prefer to be in the Snowy Woods though. I've had it with summer :mad:).



spit!!



you do??






yay!!




It's gonna be ssssso good!!...but won't put it up until later..after midnight..in the night...when it's dark.


That way you have to try and concentrate on working tomorrow...all day long....knowing full well fine smut is already laying here....waiting...taunting you....daring you to look at it.












:D

Rileyoriley 07-05-2010 09:07 PM

I shall try to persevere tomorrow.


If I should drop due to the heat, would you post it in the "I died" thread so I can read it?:)

herkhorse 07-05-2010 09:11 PM

i just spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone. :(

Rileyoriley 07-05-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 665446)
i just spilled spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone. :(

:tro: I laughed.

Rileyoriley 07-05-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665393)
I think it's high time to finish that story which hung up in a taxi ride....a lllllong time ago.


Recall that Ms. Longerie ( cleverly misspelled...I must say) had received an invitation to the...CAH-SOL.A taxi was in the middle of delivering her to that infamous Franklin Avenue haunted edifice.Remember the hand crawling up her thigh?It caused her to shriek in terror....but the driver pointed out she should not worry as it was her own hand.

She didn't like that and snotted at him to get a move on.

Which he did.He had just deposited the little brat on the doorstep of Franklin...CAH-SOL.





We'll see how snotty she gets now.

She is about to meet....the MORTE' Wolf.







Take it easy now.

The continuance won't appear until later ....much later.





In the night....when it's dark.



By the way, there damn well better be air conditioning in the CAH-SOL or I'm taking my taxi and going home.

clyde 07-05-2010 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 665448)
:tro: I laughed.

I did not.



Stop it!

clyde 07-05-2010 09:28 PM

Debbie..you're not getting ac...and you are not going anywhere.

FGFan 07-05-2010 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665452)
I did not.



Stop it!

I did..!!!
:p:D

FGFan 07-05-2010 10:39 PM

Are we moving again?:zz:

FGFan 07-05-2010 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665433)
This is for my very hot..whoa!!..I mean good friend, Debbie.


Who may be a little cross with me right now.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjxhwNrhIgA

UT-OH what did you do to DebODeb?
I must have missed it recovering from the FRANNIPALLOZZA and my big G1 win.
And





btw



I don't like herkhorthes mathematic equation name...:mad:

clyde 07-05-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 665485)
I did..!!!
:p:D



:mad:

clyde 07-05-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 665486)
Are we moving again?:zz:


Yes..get your filthy animals ready.

clyde 07-05-2010 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 665487)
UT-OH what did you do to DebODeb?
I must have missed it recovering from the FRANNIPALLOZZA and my big G1 win.
And





btw



I don't like herkhorthes mathematic equation name...:mad:


I thought she would be upset by my continuing the story, but she's real horny...UPS!!...I mean a real trooper.





Well if you don't like hh's name, what would you propose?

God.

Hard to satisfy,don't ya thank?

FGFan 07-05-2010 10:50 PM

:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
OMFG....I agree with Petey. Hell just froze over, but shhhh...don't tell him.

FGFan 07-05-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 665492)
I thought she would be upset by my continuing the story, but she's real horny...UPS!!...I mean a real trooper.





Well if you don't like hh's name, what would you propose?

God.

Hard to satisfy,don't ya thank?

Well I don't know that's your job, but it is definitely lacking the usual flair.


Oh is the CAH-SOL story about DebODeb?

Sorry didn't read it, I'm very, very tired from my big racey.

clyde 07-05-2010 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 665495)
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:
OMFG....I agree with Petey. Hell just froze over, but shhhh...don't tell him.

Uh....ya lost me on this one.



You haven't seen the Debbie Does Wuffie story because it's not up yet.

You skim a lot here.

I'll think more on 5.

clyde 07-05-2010 11:27 PM

What if he spilled some of that stuff on Gooey ?

Gooey-Be-Gone?



or














SawHorse?










or











Herkuless?














or













BeefHerky?
















or













Ned Belmonts.


His wife,Harriet Belmonts, can be Video Ga-Ga Girl.











What do you think?


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