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clyde 08-16-2010 11:16 PM

spit!!!!


















!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 08-17-2010 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 683485)
Mr. Foxworthy -

I'm not sure why you attempt to co-mingle with common people on other web sites, it's obvious the NerdyTrailers are "your people".


All the lesbians here love you.


THUD!


I'd like to hit you with a pie....only what you typed is true.


Lesbians love thespians......it's axiomatic,I guess.




You're thudding is admirable, by the way.










================================================== ===================

CLITTY!!??





I thought BeefHerky said this!!




I've got to stop with the Evelyn Woods gig.


Would never hit you with a pie.





Drill you....yes.

Pie you.....no.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:07 AM

I think it's time I explained my attraction by lovely lesbians.




I believe it's because I do not hide from the truth---good or good.

I believe it is because I do not hide from my failures;nor my failures.

I believe it is because I will be the same person to a honkie, to an American Negro,to a witch,to a kumquat as well as to those who choose alternate lifestyles---like DiSpencer.....but will not tolerate TrueSwine.

Like almost every denizen of the smart threads.



I believe it is because I have pretty legs and a pretty dupa.

I may not have a KoolyAid smile nor sport a black waist ribbon....but I do believe I can turn any of my sizzling lesbian friends into a pillar of salt....whoa!!!!.....I mean into DaveyPoo lovers of the Third Kind, given the chance, in the night;when it's dark.


And they know I wouldn't tell anyone.



But they know they would never forget it.



I'm getting a woody.









Good day.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:14 AM

I just got a bite over at the Last Meet Up Group 4 Me !!




I had an idea to visit a haunted house....here's the proceedings, names withheld to protect certain people:





Posted by: mortimer on Aug 16, 2010

This went over well at...another place.It has to be really,really haunted.Someone has to hold me if I get frightened.

That someone must have pretty legs.





This sounds REALLY cool! A really good haunted house can be a lot of fun. BTW - I've got great legs!
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM



I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'. Know what I'm sayin'?
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:32 PM




mortimer

!!


ror!!....highly amusing!...yes, ah do!

We must do this thing..in the night;when it's dark.
Posted Aug 16, 2010 3:55 PM












She's seems very gullible.





Good.

clyde 08-17-2010 06:48 AM

Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?

Sightseek 08-17-2010 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684030)
She's seems very gullible.





Good.

^^^^ smells new blood

Sightseek 08-17-2010 12:43 PM

:L::L::L::L:

clyde 08-17-2010 01:34 PM

Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

clyde 08-17-2010 01:46 PM

By the way,Clitty.

Franny does not like your gang name.




Have to change it.

She has veto power; not to worry...not a big deal.She usually OK's the second one.










Direct Current?

Alternating Current!!




uh,no







Dyselxia!!



Sounds like a Geek Goddess.












What about......Berdy Act?









or












Cat- Girl- Do!!











I llllllllike it!!

Sightseek 08-17-2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684149)
Yes...she will play right into my paws.





Speaking of paws....keep yours off the locks.

No trophies....no locks.





I can't have any fun. :(





Can I throw a flag? :wf

clyde 08-17-2010 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 683948)
Wait!

Come back Wolfie-poo!!!



We need you here!

We will do anything to keep you here


I know, we must make a sacrafice


Of virgins!




No wait, not virgins....


Lesbians!!!!!


Uncly? LikeLike?



Any other lesbos here?



Thud!


!!!!!




How do I keep missing your posts??






highly amusing!







LikeLike is a highway on Oahu....that's where Honu is---right?




Pronounced "leeky-leeky."








Don't look at me...that' the way they say it.

clyde 08-17-2010 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 684161)
No trophies....no locks.





I can't have any fun. :(





Can I throw a flag? :wf


Gosh,I missed this,too.

Oh all right...the flag comment was a good one.


:tro::tro:

geeker2 08-17-2010 04:10 PM

Don't tell me you missed the boo-bees photos too?

clyde 08-17-2010 04:56 PM

!!

clyde 08-17-2010 07:48 PM

Well I think Gooey just underlined the essence of

WhatISThatYou'reListeningTo!!??






I know I have no idea.

clyde 08-17-2010 07:50 PM

And soon..The Lurker may join in the fun over there.

geeker2 08-17-2010 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684336)
Well I think Gooey just underlined the essence of

WhatISThatYou'reListeningTo!!??

I know I have no idea.

This should be Gooey's theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrGlpQ_nLg

clyde 08-17-2010 08:56 PM

GOOGLIE SONG WARNING







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6H1a7YUac

clyde 08-17-2010 09:01 PM

Have to go work out.




It's my Boothy Double Stress workout out night.

clyde 08-17-2010 09:02 PM

Am done.





whew!!

geeker2 08-17-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684358)

ROR.. I even remember the words!

Sightseek 08-17-2010 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684363)
Have to go work out.




It's my Boothy Double Stress workout out night.

Better take 6 days off after it.

clyde 08-17-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 684367)
ROR.. I even remember the words!

double ror!!



shame on you!

clyde 08-17-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 684371)
Better take 6 days off after it.



...you know it!!...after this kind of workout,I need plenty of rest and my Weedies...UPS!...I mean Wheaties....

clyde 08-17-2010 09:19 PM

Just checked the meet up place...oh boy.

There's a guy there named ''Cuddles"....not kidding.




He looks exactly like a guy who would call himself...''Cuddles."

clyde 08-17-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 684354)
This should be Gooey's theme song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlrGlpQ_nLg


Oh mine Got!!




She's going to bite you!

geeker2 08-17-2010 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684375)
Oh mine Got!!


She's going to bite you!


My "delete" key fell off a few days ago...I'm fucl<ed



HELP me please

clyde 08-17-2010 09:33 PM

!!


Oh gosh..I'm so sorry.









no i'm not!!

DerbyCat 08-17-2010 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684044)
Hey Clitty---ya still got them thar constant cravings for me?...do ya,baby?

Always



















But, alas.....























You shall have to be a forbidden fruit





















A fruit?






















Is it time for pie?






















I prefer cherry pie




















Yum... Cherry




























Thud!

clyde 08-17-2010 10:28 PM

!!!!






tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!




Baby...you and me---know what ahm thayin"?

DerbyCat 08-17-2010 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684417)
!!!!

Baby...you and me---know what ahm thayin"?


Not when you talk with a lisp... Are YOU gay?
















It's ok, there's no shame in it



















Even Stephanie Miller came out last week



















All the cool kids are doing it






















Ahhh, but you're not cool

















You're CLYDE!


























P.s. I don't really think you're gay





















Just misunderstood :rolleyes:

clyde 08-17-2010 10:36 PM

Oh boy.






I just need down arrows......and needed a little practice.

I'm good to go now.

Meet me in Chicago...think of an excuse.

DerbyCat 08-17-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684426)
Meet me in Chicago...think of an excuse.


Well... I am a part owner of a couple horses based out of Arlington and I'd love to see them race...
























See you there!

my miss storm cat 08-17-2010 10:46 PM

I have missed weeks and weeks in the dooryard and am reading backwards and the last thing i expected to see was a theme "song",

Oh my God.

clyde 08-17-2010 10:46 PM


See you there!!!










!




Hang ten!!

You know it!!

clyde 08-17-2010 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 684430)
I have missed weeks and weeks in the dooryard and am reading backwards and the last thing i expected to see was a theme "song",

Oh my God.


fr&l-a!!!!!

geeker2 08-17-2010 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 684430)
I have missed weeks and weeks in the dooryard and am reading backwards and the last thing i expected to see was a theme "song",

Oh my God.

:p:D

clyde 08-18-2010 03:27 AM

I think we really are so innocent when we dream.Mine remind me of such good feelings now past...that I think are still here.


Then I wake up, and the nightmare begins.






Shallow friends can be so easy to lose, but deep memories never go away.

geeker2 08-18-2010 07:54 AM

Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss
Ah! bwakawa pouss, pouss

Sightseek 08-18-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 684374)
Just checked the meet up place...oh boy.

There's a guy there named ''Cuddles"....not kidding.




He looks exactly like a guy who would call himself...''Cuddles."

At night....when it is dark...attack!







You must do this thing.


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