She is a pretty girl, though. (If that's her.) She certainly had me fooled.

I guess this would answer whether or not she is bi...

i really heard it sizzzzz and then it shut down itself. It will not turn on. I took the battery out and flipped it over. I need to find a tiny screwdriver.

I think that is closest to reality of her 47 internet personalities.

Talk to Peegarden.

i'm sure there are a few guys on here with tiny screwdrivers, but alas, i am not one.

maybe sal or morty can help you.

i am only bi once and awhile. some times ya just need a stiff....









drink

One of the mods took that pic down in my flame war - where I routed her bigtime.

If it wasn't a TKO -- there were certainly a lot of 10-7 and 10-8 rounds punctuated by a unanimous decision no doubt.

I'm glad you guys are havng a laugh at the expense of my $2,000 computer.

damn you!

anyways, i think peagarden is over his temporary bout with pms from the other day.

Damn, Lori... that stinks. follow IC's instructions.

OMFG... LMFAO!

I see a Mr. Funnyman attack happened.

Sorry, but I laughed.

:D

Tarred and feathered for that here.
Kiss the job goodbye.

And High School was painful for me also, but it was my fault. Much more interested in sports. College was awesome though. I had great teachers.

Back to the photo contest...

Appreciate the input. Just like to see how people that spend a bit of time thinking actually view things. Get better, or stay well, whichever is best.

sorry.

in all honesty, you are probably screwed. most likely your motherboard and keyboard are blown, and sony motherboards aint cheap to replace.

may i suggest you use a desktop computer instead? you can spill beer all you want on your keyboard and it wont cost you more than $15 to fix!

plus, they are alot cheaper to buy.

Don't!

I still blame him for one of my desktops that mysteriously crashed when he had his visit at my place a few years back.

Morty, being the ultimate predator you must be ready for attacks at any moment from anywhere...I'm shocked you let that get by you.

**** **** **** ****


give me 15 minutes im gonna go break things and drink fast

He's obviously jealous of our good looks Mortimer.

I thought you were already breaking things. At least get on the drink fast part.

thanks dude, i appreciate that. being messed up for as long as i have been/was sets a few things straight for you, including who really are your friends, which in my case, excluded most of my family. i'm doing a lot better now though, and 4 years of being in a constant brain fog has started to lift!

college? i'd say it was interesting, if not awesome. my professor for history of world religions used to grade papers, and i'm not making this up, by putting a stack under his pillow while he slept and he'd wake up knowing the grades for each paper. as his class grew in popularity, he, and again i am not making this up, he had a laser implanted into his cats head who then graded papers as he slept as well, and by use of the laser, telepathically gave the grades to the professor.

that's what he claimed anyways.

i did attend one thing that shall forever be burned into my brain. it was the schools S&M club, named, of all things, the glee club. i remember sitting there in shock as people talked about the things they enjoyed, when this chick behind me asks a question. i turned around to see who was talking, and this enormous 350lb woman with a full beard started asking questions about cigarette burns.

what happened was when i cleaned off the porn from your hard drive, the sudden emptyness of the drive made it fly apart at the seams. i warned you about that.

i also told you to get a new keyboard. i've never used such a sticky keyboard before!

my 'attack' on you, about the dog biting your ass? that was more of a poke at mr pea garden!!

just making sure dude!

go phuck yourself?

I think I am feeling the effects of a Sudafed overdose.



It sounds like an excuse...but I am.

Apparently if you don't drink enough water with these things you begin hallucinating ...and such.

Sudafed makes me pass out.

Well I feel better now.


Wait a minute...I'm taking notes for my Sara'sToga vist next summer.






OK...got it.

**** **** damn ahhhh

now this thread is on my favorite topic of all time, pharmaceuticals!

sudafed, it makes my heart race until it feels like it's going to explode.

give me a neti pot any day.

ror!



Hossy..to be honest I feel like I am being reeled in!





This is a nasty feeling when one is trying to single out,stalk and then SPSSSSSS.

Why do my Sara. notes for next year say to give Mr.Semiconductor Sudafed?

i'm gonna go OD on hydro's


anyone care to join

It must be a mistake...I'm sure I meant arsenic.