Pudilicious' What Happened to Letterman Top 10:




10.....Has Paul Schaeffer cooties.

9......Has more senior moment attacks than Bill Walton.

8......Someone has successfully squished his head.

7......Completed Andrew Pandrew's How to Avoid Those Plexiglass Speed Traps course .

6......Still being stalked by Cajunatah.

5......Told Hilary Clinton "you can't."

4......Thinks Leno is off the air.

3......Result of having invited Dicky Betts over for the evening.

2......Ran out of "Got any gum?" jokes.








And the number one whatevah:











1......Hoping the feds can't count to Client No. 10.

sorry women only.

Only 1k an hour. I'm sure you can afford her.

shoot if she's only 1 or 2 dah-monds I would love for photo's to be released of 7 dah-monds!

I have an 11 inch rating.............don't ya know.

Only because I rubbed it on Cajunatah's.

Well, if the tip of my cut off nose is still acting as your pud, that doesn't shock me. :)

!!

Well ,if true it does, give new meaning to rubbing noses.

I know several girls who would be very impressed. I'll tell them to look up Pudilicious on YourSpace.

I'll pass though, Thanks!

No girl in their right mind would want that. :p

besides you... and about 50 other girls i know!

All kidding aside, I want no part of 11 inches.

And I was kidding about 11 inches fer gosh sakes.

i know i know




















































you meant 13.






































thud!

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Well who would believe 13?...actually 13.5.



You have to admit it's a little hard to swallow...so I went with 11.

Whatevah,.

yeah you'd have to be an a$$ to swallow that!

Ya know?...ya really would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVettSNOSb8&NR=1

Scuds song critique:

the beat=that ain't the problem(it's pretty good.)

singing=average.....She can sing,but her natural tone isn't good enough(unless she has an incredible song.......she doesn't.)

songwriting=some parts o.k.,but dull in other parts....so....=average

It's average,and that's why she's been out sucking dick for bank(cuz she looks better than average.)To be honest,she should of married a guy like Spitzer(with money.)The reason she didn't is because she is too wild.There again,that's why she makes a good ho.She's wild,and different from what these guys get at home.Don't worry about her.The male being what he is,she is "the ultimate in the universe" for some guy out there right now.She will be just fine.

how do you kno....on second thought, never mind.

Yea,you weren't the target audience.I have one for you:
Scuds song critique:

the beat=that ain't the problem(it's pretty good.)

singing=average.....She can sing,but her natural tone isn't good enough(unless she has an incredible song.......she doesn't.)

songwriting=some parts o.k.,but dull in other parts....so....=average

It's average,and so she unfortunately did some other things to make ends meet,and surely she will settle down with a great guy(and get married.)She's a beautiful woman.

Elliott Spitzer gave 4k for a bad ho?Is there any question that she made for a good ho? How much money did he spend on this one ho? She's a pretty good ho.Her pimp just called her a "ROCKSTAR ESCORT." Says 2k/hour 3-4 hour minimum........She a pretty good ho,ZIG.

ah, i was just messing with you. i see tho that penthouse and hustler are both after her for a photo spread, altho flynt says she's probably already gotten too big for his mag.
and then there's the demand for her song downloads....crazy stuff. that girl has pretty much hit the lottery-a book and movie deal to follow no doubt.

lol

old man and his old wife are on the porch, rocking in their chairs. out of nowhere, WHAP! she hits him, knocks him onto the floor. what was that for? he yells...she replies 'fifty years of bad sex'. a few minutes later, he reaches over and WHAP! now she's on the floor. what was that for she yells. 'for knowing the difference'.

rich people overpay for everything, maybe she wasn't any better than a $100 ho. kind of like those birkin bags--they're just a purse.

No,he gave up a lot because of this ho........She Fancy!!

Wonder if it's possible that this girl is just a normal chick trying to make ends meet... one who took the wrong path in life like so many others do.

To me, it's sad.

Sorry.

I think it'd be more sad if she was doing it for $100,but she was well paid.The Pimp WANTED TO DATE HER.He hoped she wouldn't realize he was a pimp with a website.She found out about the website,and called him to say she wanted to work for him.Look,she wanted to get money from her looks.She could of gotten married,or been a hi-priced ho. She made the call to do the latter.

Not saying she isn't responsible for her own actions. Shiat, we all make mistakes in life - some worse than others. Who am I to judge this girl that I don't even know?

I don't think she did anything that didn't fit her personality and style.She's wild.Said she's abused drugs.Been out on the street.That's what "caused" this woman to be a ho.She wasn't able to settle down.She's a pretty woman.If men could tame her,then she would of had a great place to live.

No doubt. If that's what she wanted...

Even if the man likes to eat cake every night,there gunna come a night when he want some of dat pie.If women ever figure out that there is not a damn thing wrong with the cake,then they would understand men.He still be lovin' that cake(probably taste much finer actually) the next night.

what?

Even happily married men crave something different every now and again. Once they get what it is that is different, they normally realize that what they've got was what they wanted all along.

At least I think that's what he's talking about. I'm 4 beers in and I may be reading it wrong. :D

With the "Spitz" it goes way beyond just having sex with another woman.....with this guy, it's all about power and his "short comings must be in this department. He's sick and with the position he had.....pissed it all away! He came across as the person he wanted to be, but really never was.

Nope.They never have given up their love of the cake.They just also like the pie.They go back to the cake,because they really do love the cake a lot.It's always gunna be their favorite.If they could, they would have pie once a week,and the other nights they would have cake.That's not possible,and so they have cake,cake,cake,and every once and a while they break down,and give in to their desire to try some pie.

SOME do. Not all. Finding the ones who can live with the same ole cake all the time are the ones that are worth their weight in gold.

Cake, pie.....sounds fatting to me!

LOL..They are satisfied with porn.It's natural for men to enjoy more than one partner,and it's natural for women to hate them for it.

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