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Mortimer 02-07-2008 01:33 PM

Hello again ,Dahling.

As you know...I was tied up completeing a major vaporization. MainCourse being the victim.



But now I wish to appease your appetite for fine poims....in case you have missed this one I have posted from the past. If not.....it's one that can never be read too much:





When I am dead, my dearest




When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on, as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.

Christina Georgina Rossetti



KISS-KISS

horseofcourse 02-07-2008 01:38 PM

so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!

Sightseek 02-07-2008 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by horseofcourse
so many stupid threads for you to go run and hide in!!! I have time to seek and destroy today!!

BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.

horseofcourse 02-07-2008 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
BEWARE: He does not chew his prey, he simply kills it and moves on.

I render him impotent. He moves on because he simply doesn't have the ability to keep up with me. Surprisingly, his skill set is quite limited.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 02:10 PM

Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

Sightseek 02-07-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Stopping by Woods to Dump A Body


Whose vaporized head this is I think I know.
His body is still in the chamber, though;
He will not see it spazzing there
Perhaps I should put it outside; in the snow.

My little horsey thinks this dead head queer
To stop without a body near
I decided instead to fling it out onto the frozen lake
The rotting process will take a year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
He thinks the odd head some mistake.
It appears to him to be a dweeb
Of a simple mind and a total flake.

The vaporized head is empty and doesn't sound a peep,
But it doesn't know where art its body,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake,
It's miles away upon the frozen lake.



Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy

ror!

Excellent!

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:18 PM

Thank you so much ,Dahling.

Coach Pants 02-07-2008 03:23 PM

Boobie Fisher would have a heart attack if he witnessed the shenanigans going on in this thread.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:31 PM

^^ Sister Ann Marie.

Coach Pants 02-07-2008 03:41 PM

^^^Jeff Conaway

Mortimer 02-07-2008 03:44 PM

^^^ Rosie's boyfriend.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 03:58 PM

^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.

kentuckyrosesinmay 02-07-2008 04:46 PM

[quote=Mortimer]I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...

Mortimer 02-07-2008 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
^^^ Uncly's girlfriend.


:mad:

Mortimer 02-07-2008 05:05 PM

[quote=kentuckyrosesinmay]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I thought that was your
Yeah, I think WAYYYY too much

So much that I get my left and right confused...

Consider directional tatooing.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

Smoochy poo

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Smoochy poo

It's going to take a lot more than that.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
It's going to take a lot more than that.

Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.) :D

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Smoochy smoochy poo? Or how about some smoochy poo poo? (Although I'll admit, I thought you were a little better than that, Morty.) :D


Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Just get on with how you have no gag reflex.






I'm not messing around here.

Who said anything about that?

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:50 PM

That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
That all depends on how sincerely you want to apologize.

I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think a smoochy smoochy poo should suffice.

Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ya well your opinion of a horsey race ain't necessarily knockin' 'em dead...either.

I do OK for the most part.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I do OK for the most part.


By "most" you mean 30%?

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
By "most" you mean 30%?

Shiat, picking winners 30% of the time would be awesome. :p

Mortimer 02-07-2008 08:04 PM

How much do you weigh?

Mortimer 02-07-2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Shiat, picking winners 30% of the time would be awesome. :p


Some day maybe I'll teach you.

Now stop avoiding the question.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
How much do you weigh?

Too much.

Mortimer 02-07-2008 08:06 PM

Oh .


You're fat.








I have no further questions.

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh .


You're fat.








I have no further questions.

Why yes, I'm quite the porkchop.

Buffymommy 02-07-2008 08:17 PM

:eek: Did I miss a fight? Why are we apologizing to Drug? Jeez, does the "BE NICE" police have to come back? :D

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
:eek: Did I miss a fight? Why are we apologizing to Drug? Jeez, does the "BE NICE" police have to come back? :D

We're only apologizing to his sock.

Buffymommy 02-07-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
We're only apologizing to his sock.


Did someone quote on the sock's size? Is that why we are apologizing?

Mortimer 02-07-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Did someone quote on the sock's size? Is that why we are apologizing?


Are you Porky's size,too?

Buffymommy 02-07-2008 08:42 PM

I am a little chunky, but FAR from Porky, Morty.

:p

Cajungator26 02-07-2008 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I am a little chunky, but FAR from Porky, Morty.

:p

I'm the porkchop around here. :D

Buffymommy 02-07-2008 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm the porkchop around here. :D


Well crap. If you are porky, then what does that make me! :eek: Now I am scared.

AeWingnut 02-07-2008 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm the porkchop around here. :D


it's all a matter of perspective


Florida
porkchop

these parts
babe

sumitas 02-07-2008 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
OK, Mortimer.......

"I must apologize for my attitude on the board. I just want to show everyone that I really don't care if they pick on me or say bad things about me. I do that by saying some of the most outlandish and stupid things that I can think of sometimes. These people know that I am not that stupid. I am just their bashing toy (sorta like you do to me) when I shouldn't have ever became it in the first place. I never did anything to anyone until now. It is easy to follow the crowd and pick on the one poster that everyone else does, but it doesn't make it right."

There is a herd mentallity on here that is one cuts down a poster, the rest follow suit. I'd like to see an open minded, welcoming, tolerant attitude more often.

I apologize drugs for any stress i may have caused.


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