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Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:30 PM

" How far can 10 panels be???"

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 07:31 PM

"Why all this talk of Furlongs? Is Eddie Furlong and his family going to be at the BC?"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:32 PM

" I would like to know who is Freddie Furlong?"

Payson Dave 10-24-2007 07:33 PM

"Does knowing the Dosage of the Cobra Venom help you to determine how far the wiener can go?"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:33 PM

"Why would a dwarf sleep in a queen size bed???"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:34 PM

" Anyone recall Dave Maysons pick up line?"

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 07:34 PM

"I'll have what Sciacca's havin'."

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 07:37 PM

"Dee Tee Stables: Chuck Resigns, Jamie Sanders signs."

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:39 PM

" I just met Andy Panda!! He even told me to go fucl< myself!!...isn't that GREAT!!!?"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:42 PM

"Why don't they put diapers on horseys? The ca-ca makes me sick!!!"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 07:43 PM

"What does field mean?"

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 07:44 PM

"Steve Crist is a vegetarian? Get the fuc|< outta here!!"

Payson Dave 10-24-2007 07:47 PM

"I can't remember my lines....so can I borrow a clean sock"

my miss storm cat 10-24-2007 07:56 PM

"Get a Box of Kleenex Ready... How Pillow Pants Got his Name"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 08:07 PM

" What is the fixation around here with socks and Kleenex? Is this horsey racing worthy?"

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 08:35 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my miss storm cat 10-24-2007 09:22 PM

"I Just Got Back From Kilimanjaro"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please put your comment into the form of a stupid thread title.

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Please put your comment into the form of a stupid thread title.


Ok. Why was "Pooh Bear" scratched????? Too intimidating for the other horseys??????????????

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 09:37 PM

"Dear Lansdon: Confessions from One Suit"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:38 PM

"I would like to know where Pooh Bears girl went."

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"I would like to know where Pooh Bears girl went."


To visit Rabbit in his hole??????

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:41 PM

"That's a busy girl!!.......oh..not a very good thread title."

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"That's a busy girl!!.......oh..not a very good thread title."

Ok, how's this.....Did Cry and Catch Me cry when she caught a fever?

my miss storm cat 10-24-2007 09:45 PM

"Proof that Debodeb and Brown Sugar are not the same person" :p

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:47 PM

" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."

I don't have a swivel chair. Those and teacup rides make me dizzy.:D

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 09:50 PM

"Does Todd Pletcher use a self tanner or is he just a raging drunk?"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:53 PM

" Why does Pletcher give his horseys juices? No pulp I would hope."

hoovesupsideyourhead 10-24-2007 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
do those knee pads come in women's sizes too?

hmm now thats funny shmoopie:eek: :cool:

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:54 PM

" I would like to ask you people why coupled entries aren't harnessed together."

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 09:55 PM

Is it true they've moved Monmouth Park across the river?

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:57 PM

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 09:58 PM

" How do I bet a horsey to come in 5th??"

Rileyoriley 10-24-2007 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

I meant the Connecticut River.

Mortimer 10-24-2007 10:01 PM

"It's in Connecticut!!!?"

Coach Pants 10-24-2007 10:03 PM

"Mammoth Cave has a racetrack?!?!"

Mortimer 10-24-2007 10:03 PM

" R U kidding Me!!"


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