" How far can 10 panels be???"

"Why all this talk of Furlongs? Is Eddie Furlong and his family going to be at the BC?"

" I would like to know who is Freddie Furlong?"

"Does knowing the Dosage of the Cobra Venom help you to determine how far the wiener can go?"

"Why would a dwarf sleep in a queen size bed???"

" Anyone recall Dave Maysons pick up line?"

"I'll have what Sciacca's havin'."

"Dee Tee Stables: Chuck Resigns, Jamie Sanders signs."

" I just met Andy Panda!! He even told me to go fucl< myself!!...isn't that GREAT!!!?"

"Why don't they put diapers on horseys? The ca-ca makes me sick!!!"

"What does field mean?"

"Steve Crist is a vegetarian? Get the fuc|< outta here!!"

"I can't remember my lines....so can I borrow a clean sock"

"Get a Box of Kleenex Ready... How Pillow Pants Got his Name"

" What is the fixation around here with socks and Kleenex? Is this horsey racing worthy?"

LMAO!!!!!!!! Needed a laugh tonight. THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I Just Got Back From Kilimanjaro"

Please put your comment into the form of a stupid thread title.

Ok. Why was "Pooh Bear" scratched????? Too intimidating for the other horseys??????????????

"Dear Lansdon: Confessions from One Suit"

"I would like to know where Pooh Bears girl went."

To visit Rabbit in his hole??????

"That's a busy girl!!.......oh..not a very good thread title."

Ok, how's this.....Did Cry and Catch Me cry when she caught a fever?

"Proof that Debodeb and Brown Sugar are not the same person" :p

" How fast does a swivel chair swivel?.....fever or not."

I don't have a swivel chair. Those and teacup rides make me dizzy.:D

"Does Todd Pletcher use a self tanner or is he just a raging drunk?"

" Why does Pletcher give his horseys juices? No pulp I would hope."

hmm now thats funny shmoopie:eek: :cool:

" I would like to ask you people why coupled entries aren't harnessed together."

Is it true they've moved Monmouth Park across the river?

"I thought Monmouth Park WAS across the river!!"

" How do I bet a horsey to come in 5th??"

I meant the Connecticut River.

"It's in Connecticut!!!?"

"Mammoth Cave has a racetrack?!?!"

" R U kidding Me!!"