I tried to do myself....but couldn't never quite get the 2 minures of privacy required.


























double thud

ror!

Ten pie-er sir!








But r u being honest?

not at all



















































90 seconds usually will suffice.

goo-foo!




Oh well...I can see direct questioning isn't going to break you down.

But I do know you,too, are in state of confusion.

I think that says enough.



Because Confusion say:


..man who troll out pud...


...be shoo to fine board bud...


....you no fool me


......me know you in special BudOBuddy

I must go now Mortimer....


The men in suits are here to take me back to my room...




I have sent a request to Mrs. Ford that my computer privelage time be increased....but thinks are tough here at the clinic.



Good day.....

!!!







Go now....you must go do this thing.


I do understand.

uh-oh


me maybe not wook good!


in big trouble!


mus' go washy clothesy

But as I always say....


...ya gotta love me.







Ya really do.

somethingtellsme I am going to be ground meat before this day is over.

I beg to differ. I am going to win MegaMillions tomorrow. I was going to win it last Friday but I wanted to wait until the pool was bigger.

thank you Morty, i've been craving blueberry pies from you for weeks!

UnclyTrust!!



Shame on you!

by the way my fine bud boardy,


I though of you at work today



there was a horse entered by the name of.... get this...


CityofLights

!!

NNNO!






Really?


How did he do?

she scratched unfortunately. Going to wait to make her debut in this year's Breeders Cup Classic I assume.


http://www.drf.com/entries/27/eSAR27.html?rn=604023


5th race, number 12 (for excellence).

The attention... the need to be noticed
and accepted are boundless.

he be a bright little boy
with something missing.

I pray to God before I rest
Mortone he take a mental test.

Really Morton the thing that is really interesting is that you have a number of supposed adults awaiting your posts. (I guess I would be in that category).

so i puts you on ignore and things lead back to you in some way.
You have made yourself into a commercial for the site. The number of hits would go down, advertising would plummet, the world would cease to rotate
on its axis...

[SIZE="1"](veilded attempt at building ego for further experimentation into this phenomena that inhabits this and other boards)[/size]

I guess everyone on a board has a role to play and if they dont fit into a role, a character change to fit a niche as yet uninhabited is in order?

I'll be darned.



This is a ZC waiting to happen....with the right prog. number.

I really apologize.
I posted right after a post that involved a horse.
Sorry... bad timing.

Oh no.





The Gardener happened again.

Well I have to get away from those teenagers rating women.

Very childish.





I just didn't want your type to be ignored.

Too kind.

By "type"..I meant "words".




I hope that doesn't affect my pies.

Oh geez...shame on you Hossy!






Debbie is a good thing.....I would have never meant it any other way.

ror!

You are swine!

Too kind.




I don't know though...perhaps I over stepped my bounds today.

I am ashamed of myself.

Well it was in code....so I guess at least it's not out there.


I shouldn't have brought it up.


Just ignore me Hossy.

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!

Too kind sir but thank you.:)

Oh forget it.


Least I could do.



;)

How've you been? I have a cold but I don't think I'll try your sudafed.

Oh gosh....where should I start?

I probably shouldn't ...never better I guess.

Yes...Sudafed should be made an illegal drug to punish the DEA....the stuff is that good as long as it doesn't kill you first.




For a whIle there I thought Cajun was giving the Ohio State hi sign on her tee shirt ....but I felt shy about shouting out.......OI!

I can't figure out how to get around this forum. I don't know if I'm answering posts from 2006,yesterday or a week ago.
Who better to ask than good old Morty?

I ended up taking benedryl because it was the only thing I had in the house. I slept well but still have this damn cold.

Just checking in....

Mrs. Ford was kind enough to tell the guards to let me out of my room for a few minutes.

I should send her a thank you note.

I see we're both waiting for the Mega Millions pool to get bigger before we win it.:D