You'e right..I missed a Zodiac Cipher.



Throwing me into anything will always create fun.

Be carefull Clarice, I mean Antitrust32...

You're Sirloins friend...right?

Truer words were never spoken!!!!!:D

Oh doggone it.


Now you have me all doggie faced.





ror!

I have been known to go a good distance out of my way to step on a particularly crunchy looking leaf.

Face front, true believers!

Just got back from the doc's office. Turns out all of those hives were due to an allergic reaction to pee. THEREFORE, I will have to put PeeGarden on ignore.

So slight sprinkling of ones own pee under arms and other spots as a perfume is not suggested. Some on the board will have to look for other methods to attract mates.

Or mark themselves as their own territory.

Antitrust will need a vial of Morton's nitrogenous waste to mark herself as Morton's conquered land, errr... territory.
Happy to be of assistance in these instances of immune disorders accompanied by marking with specific bodily fluids. A new area for me, but very interesting.

I think a lot of people have.




Maybe I'll display my monkey face and then forever be q-l......:cool:

Nahhh.

Pity would be in order most likely.

You're not following along very well.








Sometimes I think you do the voice over for Stephen Hawking's answering machine.

Its the other way around. But thats ok.

Man that is cruel Morton.
No wonder Dellinger is terrified of you.

Can't you find something constructive to do?






Go fucl< CajunHO......geez.

I know what...borrow KGB .007's sunglasses!




Then you would be Q-L!!

Also consider copying Dillingers wit.












Well maybe not.

A name change would help a lot,too.




I suggest Fred Garvin.

Also learn to swear in French...like.."Yooo coke socare..yooo!!"





And learn to eat with a spaghetti bib.

Is there, by any chance, a statute of limitations regarding how long the petition process may go on?

If not, perhaps a statue? At least.

Then get yourself a Honda 450 motorcylce...put a windshield and saddle bags on it.




Fly a raccoons tail from the sissy bar.

Paint an iron cross on the gas tank.







And wear colors on your cut off levi jacket ......" Hell's Rapscallions."

I think it failed to do so many posts ago.




Continuing it simply is making a statement of protest.

Think of it as my Statue of Liberty.

One does what one must. Protest noted.

Morty??




Morty??






I'm in trouble.



You have any selection today?







Is ThistlelyDowns running?

CapperZeke!


Great seeing you again ,sir.

I'm afraid only the frumpy tracks are running today.







What happened to LateFires?

Good deal.




Tell Mr. Panda I said hello...we'll be thinking of him.

I don't know about LateFires.


Perhaps he/she was scared off last week.



The miniskirt thing and all.



It's getting humid again.

ror!!


And DebODeb isn't even here.





She's very attractive...don't ya think?

I hope KGB .007 is striking out faster than the Indians are.

I'm afraid I don't know DebODeb.



You know spelled backwards it's BedOBed.



KGB .007 might be rounding third and heading home.



The third base coach is waving him in.




I hear a BeeGee tune in the distance.





Oh, goodness.





I'm leaking.








Jungle again, don't ya know.

ror!!




GOO-FOO!!






HIGHLY AMUSING SIR!






But please....I did kind of start it,but never cheapen Debbie...I know you were being amusing..it's my fault ...really.





And funny as it was......I gag about the rounding 3rd.


I will hack to him to death before he even sniffs 1st base.

So sorry, I didn't mean to offend.



I feel bad now.



I must exit in shame and kick myself out of this room.



Let me know when I can return.



I'll be in Cuba.

ror!

No.no...please return.



You couldn't have known as you are not familiar with the Forest Princess' postings here....and like I said I misled you with my stupid remark.



But you can say anything you want about GenuineCrazyLady.





=:>

Is the statue ready yet? As commissioned, it bears your likeness and it's holding a racing form (unfortunately, yesterday's) in one hand, a Stouffer's ready to heat box (stuffed peppers) in another and, just for the hell of it, a carton of ice cream in the other hand.

Well that was funny.

I was hoping no one would recall the day I bet on the day befores races....but ya gotta admit...it's a great angle!




Also....I would like to have Debbie and Thebby statues with me.

Regarding this petition process...Morty, take a cue from 1960's PAPA Kennedy...$$$$ buys votes...send money from your political action group and you've got mine...

Boy you know it.


Presidents and the two houses are bought right in front of everyone's noses....and at every level on down.




It''s an absolute joke the way this place is run anymore....and it's a disgusting insult....a horrific besmearchment mostly upon every guy who has had to fight for this place....and every person who has tried to do the right thing.

I'm sorry,but these things make me sick.



Fucl< each and everyone of those fools running for president...they're running for their own place in history and to line their pockets stuffed by the swine running corporate America today.






So what ahm sayin' is ...it jist ain't somethin' ah kin do.

You may only enjoy me now for a short peroid of time.



I have disembodied from the virulent swine at NYROL...which always looks like NYQUIL to me....but anyhoooo.........also from FOD.And again there is nowhere else to go as I have received what amounts to a lifetime dart at the other pitiful excuses for horsey boards. I mean wonderbrednet.com is about as bad as it gets.

I would say my life here is counted in hours.I have prepared you all for this day...and now it has come.



So leave me some presents.

Check the ZC's for the first at the Spa tomorrow...Gullo's filly in the first should be a price

Stand by sir.

I wouldn't have picked anyone.but I will take your word for it.

I don't know that I'll bet real folding money.


Possibly some old Monopoly money.....=:>

Morty,
hmmmm....Perhaps if we steer this thread off topic so to speak...and discuss racing for a bit... then the thread will get moved to the other room and you will be able to sneak in thru the back door...

Boy ..that sounds really like a great idea...but I don't understand it.

Do you mean to say if I ddiscussed racing...then this thread will be moved to GenPop....and I can escape from here to there via that portal?